First ARR that I have made. Also just to note that anything on this should not be taken literal its not ment against anyone, any race or any other thing out there. Words are only ment to spice the story not insult anyone.
On one meek day Albanian king Gjergj K Skanderbeg got a message saying Ottoman Empire declared war against Serbia and is going to cross the border. Quickly Skanderbeg took initiative he led his army to Serbia's border and crossed it. On the crusade to "free" Serbia from the heretics seizing it. Great Serbian army of thousand men was crushed under our great army when the Ottoman troops were running to cover. Then our brave troops stormed the castle and used Ottomans as shields against the Serbian scum who thought they could win against the mighty Albania. Soon the Serbia's king was on his knees in front of Skanderbeg who made him kiss his feet and give his kingdom to him. Most likely rather giving it to Albanian "scum" than "heretics" who worship the moon.
Soon Skanderbeg got bored of the dull Serbian throne room and decided to go free some other country from its "wrong" leaders. He set his sight on the nation of Montenegro. He declared war and then suddenly some courier runs to him and informs that "Bosnia just declared war against us they had an alliance". Skanderbeg yelled, "Why didn't anyone tell him that". He then visited some loan sharks and took a loan that he did not any intention to pay back. He hired mercenaries that drove the Bosnia's forces out of the country. Mean while Skanderbeg was already seizing Zeta but died on a complication of gout. Almost immediately after he died someone called Tanush II yelled from the Albania to conquer that damn town already we don’t have time to mess around. They managed to end the siege and bring Ragusa's people to Albanian culture. Once again Tanush II yelled from the Albania ordering troops to go to Bosnia. Men left thinking that who this Tanush II was and what happened to the Tanush I. They found little opposition and joined with the mercenaries who had almost destroyed Bosnia’s army. Bosnia soon gives up and agreed to come our vassal. Most of the mercenaries were fired, as they were no longer needed. After the war Tanush II was crossing off the achievements of the war "Went bankrupt not once but twice" "check" "won the war" "check" and "prestige lost for ever" "check". "Good I thought I could not achieve my goals".
Albania tried to keep itself out of trouble but soon Tanush II got two messengers both running towards him and fighting with each other. It looked quite stupid and Tanush II was just about have them both killed but they both managed to give him a message. The other was from Ragusa our faithful ally who asked our help against Tanush II faithful vassal. Well he quite frankly guessed what the other one was about. Yes it was from his faithful vassal Bosnia asking his help against his faithful ally Ragusa. Well hard thing to decide when Bosnia has over 5000 men and is his vassal. Ragusa on the other hand had his 1000 men army and no other alliances than Tanush II. Tanush II had the Ragusa's messengers head sent to them and marched his army over to Ragusa. They soon made Ragusa surrender and annexed them. Then Tanush II notice something was wrong when his faithful ally Tuscany put embargo on Albania. Oddly thing was that they were still our ally and still somehow they were our enemy. This was no problem as Tuscany was not stupid and agreed to White Peace as neither of us would benefit on this war.
Next phase of the plan was to make inflation to drop and somehow make sure Albania would never be destroyed. Tanush II systematical started to make married deals with every country that would want ugly Albanian women or men to their husband or wife. Tanush II would make sure their blood would be in every royal bloodline in Europe. He also soon established Albania’s National Bank that started to nip and tuck Albanian's inflation out of its gut.
Soon Albania saw its neighbor Ottoman Empire in wars on all of its boarders. Tanush II found the best view and made himself comfortable by eating popcorn at the same time. Enjoying seeing Ottoman “heretics” trying to fight off the enemy from all fronts…