Guderian: Mein Führer, I have some serious news for you
Hitler: Spill it quickly, I have to take Blondi to the vet, for an intestinal congestion
Guderian: Ja, right...Remember the blitz that you ordered to be done in the South?
Hitler: Of course, wasn't it a stroke of genius?
Guderian(speaking very very quikly): Well, it failed and at least seven divisions were pocketed
Hitler: WHAT INCOMPETENT GENERAL LED THAT OFFENSIVE? I SHOULD HAVE HIS HEAD CUT OFF!
Guderian: It..it was General....
Hitler: I DON'T CARE WHO IT WAS! (calming) Just tell me what the situation is!
Guderian: Our Army has regruped, Hitlerjurgen divisions have been sent to the front line. The Russians are disorganized, but won't be for long. We are currently waiting orders.
Hitler:
WAITING!? ATTACK NOW AND DESTROY THOSE SUB-HUMANS!
Guderian: But we can't do that now!
Hitler: I'M SURROUNDED BY INCOMPETENT FOOLS, WHY CAN'T YOU ATTACK?
Guderian: There are too many Russians and Poles. If we attack now, we will suffer the same fate as before.
HItler: GERMANS ARE ARYANS. DON' YOU THINK THEY CAN HANDLE A HORDE OF INFERIOR PEOPLE?
Guderian: Inferior people with machineguns and cannons, mein Führer!
Hitler: Then send more troops in the area and attack!
Guderian: If we divert more troops from the North, the front line will collapse. We are outnumbered 3:1 there!
Hitler: THOSE TROOPS CAN COME OUT OF MY ASS AS FAR AS I CARE! JUST DO IT!
Guderian: Ja, mein Führer!