*In Münster, after the peace was declared*
Johan: Ok, boys, lets start marching. We still have Liege to defeat.
Random soldier: Hey, that was not exactly funny.
Johan: What do you mean?
Random soldier: You know, that was not funny. I didn't laugh at all.
Johan: Why it should have been funny? This is freaking war, not any class-b comedy AAR, for Christs sake!
Random soldier: Oh, sorry. I am in a wrong sketch.
EvilSanta: Yes, you should only appear in next one. Go away!
Johan: Anyway. Lets march on, my brave soldiers. The enemy is invading our lands but they are weak, weak in numbers and in mind! Lets go and devastate them!
Another random soldier: You know, that previous random soldier had a point: this is far from funny.
Johan: I am Stadtholder, not any non-talented stand-up comedian!
Another random soldier: Jan would have said something funny.
Johan: Look, I don't care what Jan would have said when we are in a war!
Another random soldier: But...
Johan: This AAR is by EvilSanta, ok? Nobody laughs in EvilSantas AARs! Now march and shut up!
*the army begins its march towards the Netherlands to save their homes*
*Few months later, in the next sketch*
Random soldier: Is your, sword sharp, eh? Know whatimean, know whatimean, nudge nudge say them all, nudge nudge, know whatimean.
Officer: I beg your pardon?
Random soldier: Your sword, is it sharp, is it sharp eh? Nudge nudge know whatimean, know whatimean.
Officer: Well, it is rather...
Random soldier: I bet it is, I bet it is, know whatimean, nudge nudge, say them all.
Officer: I don't quite follow you.
Random soldier: Follow me, follow me. Thats good, thats good. An officer listening to soldier is as rare as sober leprechaun, know whatimean, nudge nudge, say them all, say them all.
Are you interested in...horses, ay?
Officer: Well...
Random soldier: Ooooh, say no more, say, no, more! Know whatimean, know whatimean, nudge nudge, nudge nudge, say them all, say them all.
Officer: Know I...
Random soldier: Do you like rears, ay?
Officer: Good rear is...
Random soldier: Who isn't, ay? Know whatimean, know whatimean, been around haven't you, been around, eh?
Officer: Well, I have been to France.
Random soldier: France, France, say no more, say no more, nudge nudge, nudge nudge, know whatimean, know whatimean, say them all, say, them, all!
Officer: Ok, you are...
Random soldier: Have you done flanking, eh? Flankign, know whatimean, know whatimean, say them all, nudge nudge, know whatimean.
Officer: Look, are you insinuating something?
Random soldier: Oh, no, no, no... yes.
Officer: Well?
Random soldier: Well, you're a man of the world, officer.
Officer: And?
Random soldier: You know, you have done it. You have, fought. In a battle.
Officer: Yes.
Random soldier: What's it like?
Random soldier from Münster: Ok, I am here for the "nudge nudge sketch"... Oh bugger