Shaybanid - Central Asia's Finest
They were angry during the war. They're angry after the war. There's just no pleasing some people, especially when those people are idiots.
We've never been known for our loquaciousness, but this lack of diplomats is just ridiculous. Oh well I guess in an age when shoot the messenger is a legitimate policy option diplomacy has less career potential than being a cesspit cleaner.
Ikram the cesspit cleaner, he's going places!
Good news. Our stability has increased. And it seems in doing so our scientists have discovered a new number,
positive zero. This is excellent.
Hmmm, I think I'll choose the goto option.
Well we got our hot little hands on a diplomat eventually. And what better use than this?
Now we're single so let's sit back and watch the alliance offers roll in.
This is not an alliance offer.
Stop doing that.
How do you like your own medicine?
Why is this the only offer that came? I shouldn't have to tell you our response.
Could our prestige be holding us back?
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