Chapter 25, 2nd Season
Fader unser du ard in heofnu
January 2, 1214
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Gooz Morninz! Nobody ezpeztz za German Inquisizion, mwhahahaha!
Lo Steiner (to himself): f****... a crazy German.
Lo Peti: Then we have to crazy Germans here.
Lo Steiner (not amused): Funny, really funny... thy last words, perhaps, Peti?
Lo Peti: I think I need a Pizza.
Lo Steiner: I think so...
Lo Steiner (to von Marburg): Good Morning for thee, holy man, thou beer drinker, saussage eater, inquisitor of inquisitors, uglier than the uglies being of the Baldrick saga...
King Ramon: What is a Baldrick?
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Zo zu rememzer the zelony of Zerran March, who dazed to call zimself Messiah?
Lo Steiner (to himself): Good... an inquisitor with a speech problem.
Lo Steiner (to von Marburg): Doest thou needest a Pizzast?
Lo Steiner (to himself): Gorgeous, now it's me with the speech problem. Damned screenwriter...
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Zen we haze anozer hezetic here!
Lo Steiner: No prob. I've lot of axes. Who's the hezetic... erc... the hereic, my good lord inquisitor, great burner of innocent and rapist of teenagers...
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Vidal de Moncada.
Lo Stenier: How amusing! He's called like our Chancellor!
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: It's your Chancellor, inded.
Lo rei Ramón: That's what some people call 'owned', isn't it?
Lo Steiner: Zut up, pleaze.
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Gize it zim to the Zoly Inquisizión!!!!
Lo Stenier: Zoly? Has the french Zola joined the ranks of...
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Ok, let's make a zeal... zou forgezt about my zpeech problem
Lo Steiner: And we can have a fair trial about our Chancellor?
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Indeed. Open za window...
Lo Steiner: What?
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Letz uze the local tradizions, don't you think? If the accuzed zurvivez, he's guilty. If not, he's innocent.
Lo Steiner: That way he dies in any case.
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: But if he'z innozent, he'll be a marthyr... Are zou against marthyrdom?!?!?!
Lo Steiner: No at all, provided it's the marthyrdom of zomeone elze...
Lo Steiner (to himself): shit! I'm going nutz!
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Zen?
Lo Steiner (to von Marburg):: Are zou changing thy faith?
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Whatz!?!?
Lo Steiner: Zorry...
Lo Steiner (to himself): Shit!
Lo Steiner (to von Marburg): Just a ... forget it. Ok, I know the name of a witch, can I name it and have her burned instead of my Chancellor.
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: No, buz zell me za name anyway...
Lo Steiner: Britney Spears.
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Who?
Lo Steiner: Eat that, Britney!
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: What? I'm growing tirez of thy zilly...
Lo Steiner: Open the zucking window, for Goz's zake!
POM!
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: He waz a zolly good fellow...
Lo Steiner: Erm... now what?
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: We have yet to find the hezetic, then.
Lo Steiner: Zuck.
... Suddenly, with a firm countenance in his eyes, the tall man went to the stairs.
With the movement of his body, his black robes were open for a moment
and Murmur of Andus could see the shape of a sword that the unknwom man tried to disguished. That settled the issue.
Murmur of Andus had his orders: no one could enter into the papal cuarters with a weapon, under he was allowed to do so with a special dispensation. Thus he blocked the way of the stranger.
-Stop there! -his warning went unnoticed, so he repeated- Stop there, I said!
Then the intruder stopped and looked at him. It was a elder man, with a face hard as a rock, a sharp look in his eyes, which were blue as the sky. Suddenly, Murmur of Andus felt that he was facing a real hunter of souls.