Nice piece by phargle.
Nice piece by phargle.
Okay, since Kurt_Steiner opened the can of worms, canonized, please tell us the name of your first pet, and the name of a street you've lived on? We need to make a pornstar name.![]()
Just let it be better than mine... Stewie Main.![]()
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Thank you very much for enjoying itOriginally Posted by Count Lake
It always warms my heart to see a new reader and trust me when I say I am anxious to hear your thoughts as you move along the story ! Please don't be a stranger especially for past chapters we love reliving them !
Fiftypence: It was definitely pretty cool XD
General_BT: Joe Woodbridge . Wow ... that really is a porn name . Naughty !
ColossusCrusher: XD that's a good question
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I think I've missed something o.O
Canonized a porn star? o.O
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ROFL don't mind them XDOriginally Posted by Grubnessul
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Just a status report for this weekend . We expect TheExecuter's piece very soon and then hopefully Kurt can put something together for us to all gather round the fire and share a good chuckle about and then we'll close with Disc 2 of the Soundtrack XD
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No, its not. Joe Woodbridge sounds like a name that'd appear on a campaign ad.Originally Posted by canonized
"Vote Joe Woodbridge for US Senator!" XD
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That's what he said, not?Originally Posted by General_BT
"Cannon Sized", that would be a p0rn name![]()
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ROFL a little yeahOriginally Posted by General_BT
Grubnessul: oi x.x that killed me
Qorten : Thank you , sir
And now for an announcement , stand by![]()
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Congrats on the number of replies and I am looking forward to the showcases, especially the soundtrack.
And it seems that while I was away doing my homework, this AAR as turned into an Adult only thread![]()
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And I'd like to also say that phargle did an excellent job on his piece... like canonized, I was surprised by the style, and he pulled off the narrative side beautifully! At the risk of offending Knud fans, are you planning any more narrative expeditions, phargle?![]()
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Indeed. Time to go for the 10,000Originally Posted by Qorten
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Urm...if by very soon you mean a couple of days...then yes, you can expect it then. If memory serves I said I could work on it this weekend...it is not yet finished (only 35-40% done) yet, unfortunately. I'll be working on it tomorrow and maybe Tuesday and Wednesday as well. I'll be traveling for work and will bring the lappy with me.Originally Posted by canonized
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I'm thinking, I promise, but I'm at a loss of ideas so any kind of suggestion would be welcome. Background for a country, for a character, dunno. Hosh, it's odd to me to be so empty of ideas...
And Peti is too silent.
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Maybe he found out that he could order pizza by using your credit card?
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No, he has discovered a time machine, and he's using it to order two thousands pizzas and, when they are over, to go back in time when they were still two thousands.
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Thank you XD and yes , folks let's keep it PG-13 XDOriginally Posted by comagoosie
General_BT: he's been itching to do a narrative for a while so i thought it would be nice if we could showcase him here and get people used to his narrative voice. I was very happy to be able to do this with phargle !
Capibara: We're on our way
TheExecuter: haha don't worry , you still have the 15th so we should be alright just try not to get it in too late I want people to have a good chance to comment on it XD
Kurt_Steiner: You can take your pick ! Perhaps a Catalan trying to live in a global Spanish world XD
Grubnessul: Just pizza I hope XD That Peti !
Kurt_Steiner: Make sure to tell him that the loan on the Timepiece expires next month XD
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Well, we agreed to keep it PG13 hereOriginally Posted by canonized
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"History is form of cybersex!"
EvilSanta
"Please, call me Grubby"
- General Schenkhuizen, Timeslines: What if Spain failed to control the world?
There might be Vikings out there! Or: How I accidentally traded my wife for a halibut (pining for the Fjords since I lost my USB and the save game)
MP AAR: Clash of Empires
WritAAR of the week in week 43 (21-27 October 2007)
ACA Q3, Q4 2007 and Q1, Q2, Q3 2008 for best Comedy and ACA Q3 2007 for best new WritAAR