Gah, really you guys want more. I guess I will be a fill-in
Anyways, inside the miniature cave there was an even more miniature waterfall. As you might imagine we all convince the rather beautiful, yet random Venezuela chick to have a dip first. (Why did director canonized had to pick such a girl to play as Madeleine? Knowing him, he probably interviewed the whole city where we were staying, which I don't know where)
It was funny when she got in, all of us were just staring. None of us went in and canonized received 50 pats on the back in a minute. Jokingly I flung some water, which appeared out of nowhere at "Madeleine" and laughed, "Here's some water." No one found that funny and the girl got annoyed and left the water, much to the disappointment of everyone. As punishment I was sentenced to a eat-off against Grubnessul (again, I have very simple dreams, so the main people are me, canonized, "Madeleine", and Grubnessul (why him I don't know)). What we ate, I am not sure, could have been coffee beans, but Grubnessul told me it was chocolate so I dove in and a nasty surprise awaited me. (I hate coffee

). Needless to say Grubnessul brought his portal coffee mixer and had 15 cups of coffee. And I think I won't divulge what he did next.... Joking, things start to get hazy, must have been the beans.
And about Jerusalem. I remember arriving and then the dome of the rock...and then...a big lick in the face by my dog
EDIT: If anyone cares, I had a doomsday dream two days ago.
