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    As for Westernization, I took a slightly unorthodox route...



    Lorraine managed to annex Hesse, but lost its other two providences. When I found it, I thought it was a One providence minor I could annex, so I declared war. Then I found they had Hesse, so instead I took that. I'm now waiting for Westernization with Mecklenburg (already have Western Arms Trade). I just feel sorry for Lorraine, getting invaded by a bunch of low tech Africans on your homeland, had to be quite a shame, I can just imagine the conversation between Lorraine's king and his advisors:
    Advisor: Sir, we've been attacked.
    King: By who?
    Advisor: Swahili my lord?
    King: Where is that kingdom?
    Advisor: In East Africa.
    King: How did they get here?
    Advisor: They walked milord.
    King: They walked?
    Advisor: Yes milord, and they offered us peace, we have to give them half our kingdom?
    King: We're giving half our kingdom to a bunch of low tech Africans?
    Advisor: Yes sir, they've won a total victory over us.
    King: Fine, accept.
    Advisor: It has been done milord, also, Burgundy just sent a messenger, they've also declared war.
    King: $!-!!T!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthraxus899
    King: How did they get here?
    Advisor: They walked milord.


    How many nations did you get military access from?
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    I like how magdeburg sudently becomes baren and people start living in mudhuts.

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    Kanil: Alot, I think I had military access through pretty much every nation.
    the3freakie: Yup, the power of Swahili, fear it. =P
    Mecklenburg declared about a month after the Westernization event hit. I released Hesse as a vassal and then canceled it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vazco
    I just had a war between Great Britain and England. Interresting.
    A colonizing England, turned Great Britain has a big tendency to have England form in North America, who then proceeds to steal all of GBs colonies. Whenever GB forms, I keep an extra eye out for if they get into a war with France or Spain, then kick back and watch North America turn a slightly different shade of red after a few years.

    I like it. It just looks pretty dumb when a nation forms with it's capital in Santee, whose citicens consider London a core part of their nation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moquel
    A colonizing England, turned Great Britain has a big tendency to have England form in North America, who then proceeds to steal all of GBs colonies. Whenever GB forms, I keep an extra eye out for if they get into a war with France or Spain, then kick back and watch North America turn a slightly different shade of red after a few years.

    I like it. It just looks pretty dumb when a nation forms with it's capital in Santee, whose citicens consider London a core part of their nation.
    I dunno. Could be a political splinter faction seizing control in the colonies and vowing to return to the homeland to regain what is rightfully their birthright.

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    In my current Russia game, England does only own the Irish Island, having been driven from the main Isle by Cornwall, Northumberland, Castille, Scotland, France and Wales. But instead of that they own a lot of colonies in North America.

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    Alright so, I was playing with Milan and I had almost all of Italy (missing Roma and Naples) with techs of 2Land and 3Naval when I saw these techs:

    Compared to France's:

    I wouldn't want to pick a fight with Connacht unless I have a big army along with a good general

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    In my latest game Denmark moved its Capital across the Øresund. How did that happen?!?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichirin
    Alright so, I was playing with Milan and I had almost all of Italy (missing Roma and Naples) with techs of 2Land and 3Naval when I saw these techs:
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    Compared to France's:
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    I wouldn't want to pick a fight with Connacht unless I have a big army along with a good general
    That's just the Irish for you. Something to do with a fighting spirit and whatnot, and a surprising ability to develop technology on the fly... don't worry, it's all just a plot for Irish world domination!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagisterMundi
    That's just the Irish for you. Something to do with a fighting spirit and whatnot, and a surprising ability to develop technology on the fly... don't worry, it's all just a plot for Irish world domination!
    Do they have a 6 star land advisor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagisterMundi
    That's just the Irish for you. Something to do with a fighting spirit and whatnot, and a surprising ability to develop technology on the fly... don't worry, it's all just a plot for Irish world domination!

    Thats recomforting... me thinking italians would rule the world

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    This is a deliberate plot of the Papal States to get a monopoly on Holy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M_Perse


    This is a deliberate plot of the Papal States to get a monopoly on Holy.
    ...and you're surprised why?

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    That is one weird game you've got. The Papal States exists, but Burgundy owns Rome. Burgundy's beat France, Austria has Switzerland and Avignon, but has been kicked out of Austria by the Ottomans...
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    So, where is Papal states hiding?
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    We can't say that the Papal States doesn't exist. the Burgundian flag flying could mean they occupy the province, not own it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SirruShan
    We can't say that the Papal States doesn't exist. the Burgundian flag flying could mean they occupy the province, not own it.
    If it would be occupied there should be capital crown on the flag pole even if its conquered and it isnt so Papal State is not in Rome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wezqu
    If it would be occupied there should be capital crown on the flag pole even if its conquered and it isnt so Papal State is not in Rome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichirin
    I wouldn't want to pick a fight with Connacht unless I have a big army along with a good general
    Doesn't smaller nations have smaller tech costs?

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