The Medieval KISS-AARmy - A MusicAAR About Nothing

[EvilSanta]

Sing to the tune of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles

In the times when I was poor,
Lived a duke who came to me,
And he told me of his life
In the land of Germany



So I gained, a title of count
"Till I find a, replacemeeent"
And we lived, from the poor
In our Western, - Germany



We all rule in the Western-Germany
Western-Germany, Western-Germany
We all rule in the Western-Germany
Western-Germany, Western-Germany



And our haters, are all in ceell
Many more of them, live in the heell
And exe-cuuutor, begins to play

We all rule in the Western-Germany
Western-Germany, Western-Germany
We all rule in the Western-Germany
Western-Germany, Western-Germany

As we rule by the mood
Every forest has, no more wood (no more wood)
Tears of kids (tears of kids) and sea of blood (sea of blood)
In our Western- (in our western) Germany (Germany)

We all rule in the Western-Germany
Western-Germany, Western-Germany
We all rule in the Western-Germany
Western-Germany, Western-Germany

We all rule in the Western-Germany
Western-Germany, Western-Germany

[Duke of Wellington]

This looks fun. And certainly different. Good start there.

[EvilSanta]

Now this my newest AAR. (after the failure-that-shall-remain-unnamed)

This is played with Veldmarschaalks mod as county of Pfalz in the Grand Campaign. The AAR will be entirely done with relyriced songs. You can suggest me songs to use but I wont promise if I will use them. Good song is a song that isnt impossible to relyric. (No rap nor death metal here)

Oh, and the title that says which song is to be relyriced is also a link to song in YouTube.

[Llywelyn]

Bwah!

Good luck keeping it up

Off the top of my head, I'm just thinking
Innagottadavita
& Freebird.

j.

[JimboIX]

Good luck with the ballads, I hope we have many more cameos to look forward to.

[thrashing mad]

Heh, good idea.
Maybe - Run to the hills - Iron Maiden ?

[Hajji Giray I]

Hey Pope, don't make it bad - whoops, sorry.

[phargle]

Bis! Bis! Hoorah!

[EvilSanta]

Sing to the tune of "Gimme All Your Lovin" by ZZ Top



I got to have a son
To keep alive my dynasty
My wife aint so hot
But got to do rulers deed



Gimme some your lovin'
Leave off the kisses, though
Gimme some your lovin'
Bring the boy to the world



You had to mess it up
And kill my heir on the way
If I knock you up
Will you let it see the next day



Gimme some your lovin'
Leave off the kisses, though
Gimme some your lovin'
Bring the boy to the world



Again you messed it up
Giving a birth like a virgin would
You got to loose it up
Work it like a black man would



Gimme some your lovin'
Leave off the kisses, though
Gimme some your lovin'
This time boy saw the world!

[EvilSanta]

And on to replies...

Duke of Wellington: Thank you. I really hope this will be fun. I atleast had loads of fun making those 2 updates.

Llywelyn: I am a bit concerned about how long I can keep these coming. I will eventually have to recycle some songs, most likely. But the toughtest part in this is to connect in-game events to these songs, not actually making them. I have to bundle similar events to same song so this AAR wont always be exactly in chronological order and naturally lots of events have to be dropped out.

JimboIX: I hope so, too.

thrashing mad: That is a very good song and I will propably use it in the future.

Hajji Giray I: Okay. I am propably missing the song you are making parody of so that wont completely open to me in its full geniosity.

phargle: What, my Master? Are you saying I have go and buy a shotgun and kill everybody here?

Why do I always get these absurd comments that only non-EvilSantas understand?

[Garuda]

ES, Love the idea of a musical aar. I'll definately be singing along.

[EvilSanta]

Sing to the tune of "Go West" by Village People



(Together) We will go Popes way
(Together) We will crusade someday
(Together) Your sword by my sword
(Together) We will enslave the world

(Together) We will charge their lines
(Together) We will kill the swine
(Together) We will make them slaves
(Together) We will become saints



(Go south) There are muslims, pal
(Go south) To the Holy Land
(Go south) Where the battles are
(Go south) Lets make Holy War

(Go south) Ambush in peacetime
(Go south) We will do just fine
(Go south) Where the battles are
(Go south) Lets make Holy War



(Together) We will mock their kings
(Together) We get rid of sins
(Together) We put sultans to cell
(Together) So we can avoid hell

(I love gold) That makes life so fine
(I want gold) How could I disagree
(So thats why) Armies have no rest
(When gold says) Troops dont protest

(Go south) There are muslims, pal
(Go south) To the Holy Land
(Go south) Where the battles are
(Go south) Lets make Holy War

(Go south) Ambush in peacetime
(Go south) We will do just fine
(Go south) Where the battles are
(Go south) Lets make Holy War

(I know that) There are many ways
(To raid there) In the night or day
(Together) We will find a stash
(To steal it) Where theres so much cash

(Without fear) We'll face the men of sheik
(The fightning) For the one true faith
(I know I am) Ready to crusade too
(So thats what) I am not gonna do



(Go north) The pagans dwell in there
(Go north) Aint be lieges, there
(Go north) Where the sieges are safe
(Go north) Duke is in some odd place



(Go north) The pagans dwell in there
(Go north) Aint be lieges, there
(Go north) Where the sieges are safe
(Go north) Duke is in some odd place

[thrashing mad]

- very funny stuff. Great lyrics EvilSanta, really

[Stroph1]

Yikes, Beatles and Village People in the same musical AAR. You might need to put in some more radical styles to balance that! NIce start....

[Brownbeard]

Simply wonderful. How bout some glam rock? Twisted Sister or The Darkness?

I believe in a guy called Christ

or

I wanna convert

[phargle]

Beatles, the Village People, and AC/DC in the same AAR? Egads!

Knud III smiles proudly upon this AAR, which he gave birth to without it being stillborn.

[Duke of Wellington]

Very good. Does it take you a long time to do each update, they seem like they would since they are high quality.

[EvilSanta]

Garuda: Then you'd better keep up with this update speed, catching this AAR up may result in losing voice.

thrashing mad: Thank you. I really think I succeeded with that "Go South" -song.

Stroph1: *sigh* Moderators, are they ever happy? And thank you, I hope you will enjoy what is coming up.

Brownbeard: Thank you. Those both songs gave me good ideas about my next warscene, "I Believe In A Thing Called War" or "I Wanna Fight" but neither of them really got going. I will try to use them in the future though, both are great songs.

phargle: I quess you mean ZZ Top. AC/DC is my favourite band so they will definately be included, maybe sooner than you think. And I try to make Knud III proud, it was he who gave me the inspiration for this AAR.

Duke of Wellington: It varies. Neither Beatles nor ZZ Top took very long, both were ready in less than a hour. But that Village People one took me nearly 2 hours but it was worth it, it is definately best of the 3. I think hardest part in doing this is to select perfect song for theme I have. After I find the correct one, doing lyrics gets rather easy.


I start working on new song now, hopefully even better than previous one.

[EvilSanta]

Sing to tune of "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC



He had a war machine
He kept his armor clean
He had the best damn army I have ever seen
He had fearless eyes
Telling me "you die"
Knocking me out with those medieval swords
Killing more than his share
Had me gasping for air
He told me to run but I wasnt anymore there



Cause the Finns stop fightning
The lines were crumbling
My flank was falling
And we were running but you
Fight me all night long
Yeah, you fight me all night long



Flanking couple times
On their reserve lines
He was one of a kind, hes just not allright
Wanted not any truce
He was a mindless brute
Made a meal out of me and came back for more
Had to track me down
To get another round
Now I am back in the ring to take another swing



Cause the Finns stop fightning
The lines were crumbling
My flank was falling
And we were running but you
Fight me all night long
Yeah, you fight me all night long



And knocked me out and then you
Strike me all night long
You had me shakin' and you
Strike me all night long
Yeah you fight me
Well you shoot me



You really shot me and you
Strike me all night long
Ooooh you
Fight me all night long
Yeah, yeah, you
Strike me all night long

You really shot me and you
Fight me all night long
Yeah, you strike me, yeah you fight me
All night long

[Duke of Wellington]

That was the best so far I think (could be cos I like the song lots though ). Well done.