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That martial Habsburg is a very suspicious fella. Are you sure he isn't really a Hohenzollern in disguise?
 
anonymous4401 said:
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Now I've seen it all. *drops dead*









*rises from the dead to continue reading this AAR*
 
Real Men Are Suspisious About That Martial Meinhard... :D
 
!A Hapsburg with 17 Martial!

Surely the wife's fidelity should now be called into question...
 
Not Anhalting for Ani... Okay I can't take these contrived puns anymore.

Chapter 44: Anhalt & Ani

As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.

(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer invented wholly from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))




1177


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	Abauj ✓
	Abkhazia ✓
	Abydos ✓
	Achaia ✓
	Acre ✓
	Adana ✓
	Adrianopolis ✓
	Agder ✓
	Agen ✓
	Agrigento ✓
	Aintab ✓
	Akershus ✓
	Al Alamayn ✓
	Al Amarah ✓
	Al 'Aqabah ✓
	Al Bichri ✓
	Al Djazair ✓
	Al Habbariyah ✓
	Al Hasa ✓
	Al Jawf ✓
	Al Jazira ✓
	Al Mafraq ✓
	Al Miqdadiyah ✓
	Al Nadjaf ✓
	Al Nasiryah ✓
	Åland ✓
	Alania ✓
	Albania ✓
	Albarracin ✓
	Albret ✓
	Alcacer do Sal ✓
	Alcantara ✓ 
	Aleppo ✓
	Alexandretta ✓ 
	Alexandria ✓ 
	Algeciras ✓
	Almansa ✓
	Almeria ✓
	Altmark ✓
	Amida ✓ 
	Amiens ✓
	Amisos ✓
	Amman ✓
	Ancona ✓
	Andernach ✓
	Ångermanland ✓
	Angouleme ✓
	Angus ✓[/color]
	[color=yellow]Anhalt
	Ani[/color][/b]
	Anjou
	Ankyra
	Annaba
	Ansbach
	Anti-Atlas
	Antiocheia
	Apulia
	Aquileia
	Aracena
	Aral
	Ar'ar
	Arborea
	Archa
	Argyll
	Armagnac
	Arques
	Árta
	Artois
	Asas
	Ascalon
	Asturias de Oviedo
	Asturias de Santillana
	Aswan
	Asyut
	Atheniai
	Atholl
	Atlas Mnt
	Attaleia
	Aukshayts
	Austisland
	Auvergne
	Auxerre
	Avhaz
	Avranches
	Az Zarqa
	Azerbaijan
	Azov
	Baalbek
	Bacs
	Badajoz
	Baden
	Baghdad
	Bahrein
	Barcelona
	Bari
	Bashkirs
	Basra
	Bearn
	Bedford
	Beersheb
	Beirut
	Bejaija
	Belgorod
	Belgrade
	Beloozero
	Benevento
	Benghazi
	Beni Yanni
	Bereg
	Beresty
	Bergenshus
	Bern
	Berwick
	Besancon
	Bezhetsky Verh
	Bihar
	Bilyar
	Bira
	Birlad
	Biskra
	Bizerte
	Bjarmia
	Black Clobucks
	Blois
	Bologna
	Bordeaux
	Bornholm
	Boulogne
	Bourbon
	Bourges
	Brabant
	Braganza
	Brandenburg
	Braunschweig
	Breda
	Breisgau
	Bremen
	Brescia
	Bristol
	Brugge
	Bryansk
	Buchan
	Buhairya
	Bukhara
	Bulgar
	Burgos
	Burtasy
	Byzantion
	Caceres
	Cadiz
	Cagliari
	Cairo
	Caithness
	Calatayud
	Calatrava
	Canarias
	Capua
	Carcassonne
	Carrick
	Castellon
	Castelo Branco
	Cebta
	Celle
	Chaldea
	Chalkidike
	Chalons
	Chandax
	Charolais
	Chartres
	Cheb
	Chelminskie
	Chernigov
	Cherson
	Chester
	Chortitza
	Chud
	Chur
	Chuvash
	Cieszyn
	Coimbra
	Compostela
	Consenza
	Constantia
	Constantine
	Cordoba
	Corfu
	Cornouaille
	Cornwall
	Corsica
	Cremona
	Crimea
	Csanad
	Cuenca
	Cumberland
	Cyrenaica
	Czersk
	Dailam
	Dal
	Dalarna
	Damascus
	Damman
	Danzig
	Darab
	Darum
	Dauphine Viennois
	Deir
	Delta
	Demetrias
	Denia
	Derbent
	Derby
	Desht-i-Kipchak
	Desmumu
	Devon
	Dihistan
	Dijon
	Djerba
	Don portage
	Dorostotum
	Dorpat
	Dorset
	Dorylaion
	Druz
	Dublin
	Durham
	Dwin
	Dyfed
	Dyrrachion
	Edessa
	Eilat
	El Bierzo
	El Rif
	El-Arish
	Emba
	Empuries
	Ephesos
	Épieros
	Esfahan
	Essex
	Esztergom
	Eu
	Euboia
	Euphrates
	Evora
	Evreux
	Exeter
	Faereyar
	Famagusta
	Farama
	Faro
	Fars
	Feher
	Fejer
	Ferrara
	Fes
	Fife
	Figuig
	Finland
	Finnveden
	Firenze
	Foggia
	Foix
	Forcalquier
	Forez
	Franken
	Frisia
	Fürstenberg
	Fyn
	Gabes
	Gabiyaha
	Galatia
	Galaz
	Galich
	Galich Mersky
	Galindia
	Galloway
	Galway
	Gästrikland
	Gelre
	Gemer
	Geneve
	Genoa
	Gent
	Gevaudan
	Gilan
	Gizeh
	Glamorgan
	Gloucester
	Gnieznienskie
	Gorodez
	Gotland
	Göttingen
	Granada
	Grassland Cheremisa
	Grisons
	Guines
	Gurgan
	Guria
	Gwent
	Gwynedd
	Hainaut
	Halland
	Hålogaland
	Hälsingland
	Hama
	Hamadan
	Hamburg
	Hampshire
	Hanyan
	Hdemark
	Hebron
	Hellas
	Hendjan
	Herakleia
	Hereford
	Herjedalen
	Heves
	Hijaz
	Hlynov
	Holland
	Holstein
	Homs
	Hormuz
	Hradec Kralove
	Hum
	Ifni
	Ikonion
	Ilam
	Ile de France
	Imeretia
	Infa
	Innsbruck
	Irbid
	Isle of Man
	Istria
	Itil
	Jaca
	Jacwiez
	Jaffa
	Jamtland
	Jerusalem
	Jülich
	Jylland
	Kabilia
	Kairwan
	Kaisereia
	Kajanaborg
	Kakheti
	Kaliopolis
	Kaliskie
	Kalmar Län
	Kama
	Kaneia
	Kara-Kum
	Karbala
	Karelen
	Karin
	Kärnten
	Kartli
	Karvuna
	Kasogs
	Kemi
	Kempten
	Kent
	Kerak
	Kerman
	Kexholm
	Khopyor
	Khorasan
	Khozistan
	Khwarizm
	Kiev
	Kirkuk
	Kleve
	Kola
	Köln
	Kolomna
	Koloneia
	Korchev
	Korinthos
	Korsun
	Kostroma
	Krain
	Krakowskie
	Krizevci
	Kuban
	Kufa
	Kujawy
	Kuma
	Kurdistan
	Kurs
	Kuwait
	Kyzikos
	La Mancha
	La Marche
	Labourd
	Laigin
	Lancaster
	Laodikeia
	Lappland
	Laristan
	Lausitz
	Lecce
	Leicester
	Leiningen
	Lemdiyya
	Leon
	Leon
	Leptis Magna
	Lesbos
	Lettigalians
	Liberec
	Liege
	Limisol
	Limousin
	Lincoln
	Lisboa
	Livorno
	Livs
	Lleida
	Lombardia
	Loon
	Lorraine
	Lothian
	Lower Dniepr
	Lower Don
	Lower Silesia
	Lower Volga
	Lübeck
	Lubusz
	Lucca
	Lukomorie
	Lüneburg
	Luristan
	Lusignan
	Lut
	Luxembourg
	Lykandos
	Lykia
	Lyon
	Lyubech
	Maan
	Macon
	Madaba
	Mahdia
	Maine
	Mainz
	Malaga
	Mallorca
	Malta
	Mangyshlak
	Mantua
	Manupura
	Manych
	Mar
	Marienburg
	Marmaros
	Marrakech
	Massat
	Maverannahr
	Mayo
	Mazandaran
	Mecca
	Mecklemburg
	Medelpad
	Medina
	Medjerda
	Meissen
	Melitene
	Memel
	Menorca
	Mertola
	Merv
	Merya
	Mesembria
	Mesopotamia
	Messina
	Methone
	Metz
	Mide
	Minsk
	Modena
	Molina
	Monemvasia
	Monferrato
	Monreal
	Montpellier
	Morava
	Moray
	Mordva
	Moskva
	Mosul
	Mountain Cheremisa
	Mozhaysk
	Mstislavl
	Münster
	Murcia
	Murom
	Mzab
	Naissus
	Nantes
	Napoli
	Narbonne
	Närke
	Narva
	Nassau
	Naumadal
	Navarra
	Naxos
	Negev
	Neuchatel
	Nevers
	Nice
	Niebla
	Niederbayern
	Nikaea
	Nikomedeia
	Nikopolis
	Nishapur
	Nisibin
	Nitra
	Nizhny Novgorod
	Nordgau
	Norfolk
	North Dvina
	Northampton
	Northumberland
	Novgorod
	Novgorod Seversky
	Nubia
	Nürnberg
	Nyland
	Oberbayern
	Ochrid
	Oka
	Öland
	Oldenburg
	Oleshye
	Olvia
	Onega
	Onega
	Opava
	Opole
	Oppland
	Orania
	Orava
	Orbetello
	Orkney
	Orleans
	Oromieh
	Orsha
	Orvieto
	Ösel
	Osnabrück
	Osraige
	Österbotten
	Östergötland
	Österreich
	Ostfriesland
	Ostrava
	Oxford
	Padova
	Palermo
	Palmyra
	Paphlagonia
	Parma
	Passau
	Pavia
	Pecs
	Pelusia
	Penthievre
	Peremyshl
	Peresechen
	Pereyaslavl
	Pereyaslavl Zalessky
	Perfeddwlad
	Perigord
	Pest
	Petra
	Pfalz
	Philippopolis
	Piemonte
	Pinsk
	Piombino
	Pksov
	Plasencia
	Plauen
	Plock
	Plzen
	Podlasie
	Poitiers
	Polotsk
	Porto
	Powys
	Poznanskie
	Praha
	Pressburg
	Pronsk
	Provence
	Prusa
	Qazwin
	Qohistan
	Qom
	Quattara
	Quena
	Qwivir
	Ragusa
	Rama
	Rashka
	Ravenna
	Rayy
	Reggio
	Reims
	Rennes
	Reval
	Rhodos
	Rioja
	Rogaland
	Roma
	Romny
	Rosello
	Ross
	Rostock
	Rostov
	Rouergue
	Rügen
	Rummah
	Ryazan
	Ryn Desert
	Sacz
	Safed
	Saintois
	Saintonge
	Salamanca
	Salerno
	Salisbury
	Saluces
	Salzburg
	Sambia
	Samos
	Samoyeds
	Sandomierskie
	Santiago
	Saray
	Saris
	Sarkel
	Sarpa
	Sarqihya
	Satakunta
	Savoie
	Savolaks
	Scalovia
	Schwaben
	Schwyz
	Seleukeia
	Semender
	Senj
	Senoussi
	Sens
	Serdica
	Severin
	Sevilla
	Sharukan
	Shemakha
	Shetland
	Shiraz
	Shirvan
	Shrewsbury
	Siena
	Sieradzko-Leczyckie
	Silves
	Sinai
	Sinjar
	Sinope
	Siracusa
	Sistan
	Sjaelland
	Skåne
	Slesvig
	Sligo
	Slupsk
	Småland
	Smolensk
	Smyrna
	Snassen
	Södermanland
	Somerset
	Sopron
	Soria
	Southern Ural
	Sozopolis
	Split
	Spoleto
	St. Gallen
	Starya Russa
	Steiermark
	Stettin
	Sticht
	Strathclyde
	Strymon
	Sudan
	Sudovia
	Suenik
	Suffolk
	Sugrov
	Sundgau
	Surrey
	Sussex
	Sutherland
	Suwaida
	Suzdal
	Syria
	Syrj
	Syrt
	Syrte
	Szekelyföld
	Szekezfehervar
	Tabaristan
	Tabriz
	Tabuk
	Tadmor
	Tana
	Tangiers
	Tao
	Taranto
	Taron
	Tarragona
	Tarsos
	Tavasts
	Telemark
	Tell Atlas
	Tell Bashir
	Teluch
	Temes
	Terebovl
	Terra Incognita
	Tharasset
	Theodosia
	Theodosiopolis
	Thessalia
	Thessalonike
	Thouars
	Thrake
	Thüringen
	Tiberias
	Tigris
	Tir Connail
	Tir Eoghain
	Tirgoviste
	Tirol
	Tlemcen
	Tmutarakan
	Tobruk
	Toledo
	Torki
	Tortosa
	Torzhok
	Toulouse
	Tourraine
	Trans-portage
	Trapani
	Trapezous
	Trencín
	Trent
	Treviso
	Tripoli
	Tripolitana
	Trøndelag
	Troyes
	Tuadmumu
	Tunis
	Turkmen
	Turnu
	Turov
	Tver
	Tyana
	Tyrnovo
	Tyrus
	Uglich
	Ugra
	Ulaid
	Ulm
	Unused
	Upper Silesia
	Uppland
	Urbino
	Urgell
	Urmumu
	Usora
	Usti nad Labem
	Usturt
	Uzens
	Valais
	Valencia
	Valladolid
	Vannes
	Varadzin
	Värmland
	Vas
	Vaspurakan
	Västerbotten
	Västergötland
	Västmanland
	Veglia
	Velikiye Luki
	Veliky Ustug
	Venaissin
	Vendome
	Venezia
	Verdun
	Vermandois
	Verona
	Vestfold
	Vestisland
	Vexin
	Viborg
	Vidin
	Viken
	Viscaya
	Vitebsk
	Viviers
	Vladimir
	Vladimir Volynsky
	Vodi
	Vologda
	Votyaki
	Vyazma
	Warwick
	Weimar
	Werle
	West Dvina
	Western Isles
	Westfriesland
	Westmorland
	Wolgast
	Württemberg
	Yaik
	Yaroslavl
	Yatvyagi
	Yazd
	Yegorlyk
	York
	Yperen
	Zachlumia
	Zadar
	Zagreb
	Zamora
	Zaozerye
	Zaragoza
	Zeeland
	Zemigalians
	Zeta
	Zhmud
	Zyriane



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The game tries to appease me with a German province that has a base income closer to the norm and ruled by a balding man whose first name almost sounds like the real name 'Jacob'. But I am not fooled by this artificial mockery. How can you be bald at seventeen?


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I'd normally declare war immediately but there's this thing.


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And here's Ani. I'd normally declare war immediately but I haven't taken the previous province yet.


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The Mecklemburgers have moved on, time to move in.


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The Scots accept white peace.


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And oh look! We're at parity with the Seljuks now.


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Thanks to the Agrigento Regiment (which I kept on because the current count was in his sixties when I mobilized it and predictably died) I am able to take Anhalt directly!


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I add a third Duke title!


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Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?


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And that's Ani.



It sure feels good to be able to coordinate province annexations thousands of miles apart through brute military force. Wait the last time anything was taken through brute military force was one-province Amiens and annexations have usually come through picking off vassals or single demesne provinces and begging the enemy liege for peace. Watch and believe as the adventures of Johann continue in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
 
In the game I am three provinces ahead of where we are at now. However since I've been taking provinces so damn fast that means I'm only two updates ahead! Curse my efficiency!
 
Real Men Are Always Too Effecient, But That Should Be Balanced By The Not So Real Men... :D
 
Real Men appear to be running into a bit of a tough spot. Nice getting two provinces, but I'm still not sure that's fast enough. We might need to jack it up to three or four provinces soon...

Yeah, I'm hard to please, aren't I? :p
 
Congrats on taking your 50th province. (That is, if you don't count Aargau, since you started with that. But I still am correct if you do count Aargau, because that would then make Anhalt your 50th. Isn't math fun?)
 
Anjou, et vous, et vous.

Chapter 45: Anjou

As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.

(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer simulated historically from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))




1177


Code:
[b][color=lime]	Aargau ✓
	Abauj ✓
	Abkhazia ✓
	Abydos ✓
	Achaia ✓
	Acre ✓
	Adana ✓
	Adrianopolis ✓
	Agder ✓
	Agen ✓
	Agrigento ✓
	Aintab ✓
	Akershus ✓
	Al Alamayn ✓
	Al Amarah ✓
	Al 'Aqabah ✓
	Al Bichri ✓
	Al Djazair ✓
	Al Habbariyah ✓
	Al Hasa ✓
	Al Jawf ✓
	Al Jazira ✓
	Al Mafraq ✓
	Al Miqdadiyah ✓
	Al Nadjaf ✓
	Al Nasiryah ✓
	Åland ✓
	Alania ✓
	Albania ✓
	Albarracin ✓
	Albret ✓
	Alcacer do Sal ✓
	Alcantara ✓ 
	Aleppo ✓
	Alexandretta ✓ 
	Alexandria ✓ 
	Algeciras ✓
	Almansa ✓
	Almeria ✓
	Altmark ✓
	Amida ✓ 
	Amiens ✓
	Amisos ✓
	Amman ✓
	Ancona ✓
	Andernach ✓
	Ångermanland ✓
	Angouleme ✓
	Angus ✓
	Anhalt ✓
	Ani ✓[/color]
	[color=yellow]Anjou[/color][/b]
	Ankyra
	Annaba
	Ansbach
	Anti-Atlas
	Antiocheia
	Apulia
	Aquileia
	Aracena
	Aral
	Ar'ar
	Arborea
	Archa
	Argyll
	Armagnac
	Arques
	Árta
	Artois
	Asas
	Ascalon
	Asturias de Oviedo
	Asturias de Santillana
	Aswan
	Asyut
	Atheniai
	Atholl
	Atlas Mnt
	Attaleia
	Aukshayts
	Austisland
	Auvergne
	Auxerre
	Avhaz
	Avranches
	Az Zarqa
	Azerbaijan
	Azov
	Baalbek
	Bacs
	Badajoz
	Baden
	Baghdad
	Bahrein
	Barcelona
	Bari
	Bashkirs
	Basra
	Bearn
	Bedford
	Beersheb
	Beirut
	Bejaija
	Belgorod
	Belgrade
	Beloozero
	Benevento
	Benghazi
	Beni Yanni
	Bereg
	Beresty
	Bergenshus
	Bern
	Berwick
	Besancon
	Bezhetsky Verh
	Bihar
	Bilyar
	Bira
	Birlad
	Biskra
	Bizerte
	Bjarmia
	Black Clobucks
	Blois
	Bologna
	Bordeaux
	Bornholm
	Boulogne
	Bourbon
	Bourges
	Brabant
	Braganza
	Brandenburg
	Braunschweig
	Breda
	Breisgau
	Bremen
	Brescia
	Bristol
	Brugge
	Bryansk
	Buchan
	Buhairya
	Bukhara
	Bulgar
	Burgos
	Burtasy
	Byzantion
	Caceres
	Cadiz
	Cagliari
	Cairo
	Caithness
	Calatayud
	Calatrava
	Canarias
	Capua
	Carcassonne
	Carrick
	Castellon
	Castelo Branco
	Cebta
	Celle
	Chaldea
	Chalkidike
	Chalons
	Chandax
	Charolais
	Chartres
	Cheb
	Chelminskie
	Chernigov
	Cherson
	Chester
	Chortitza
	Chud
	Chur
	Chuvash
	Cieszyn
	Coimbra
	Compostela
	Consenza
	Constantia
	Constantine
	Cordoba
	Corfu
	Cornouaille
	Cornwall
	Corsica
	Cremona
	Crimea
	Csanad
	Cuenca
	Cumberland
	Cyrenaica
	Czersk
	Dailam
	Dal
	Dalarna
	Damascus
	Damman
	Danzig
	Darab
	Darum
	Dauphine Viennois
	Deir
	Delta
	Demetrias
	Denia
	Derbent
	Derby
	Desht-i-Kipchak
	Desmumu
	Devon
	Dihistan
	Dijon
	Djerba
	Don portage
	Dorostotum
	Dorpat
	Dorset
	Dorylaion
	Druz
	Dublin
	Durham
	Dwin
	Dyfed
	Dyrrachion
	Edessa
	Eilat
	El Bierzo
	El Rif
	El-Arish
	Emba
	Empuries
	Ephesos
	Épieros
	Esfahan
	Essex
	Esztergom
	Eu
	Euboia
	Euphrates
	Evora
	Evreux
	Exeter
	Faereyar
	Famagusta
	Farama
	Faro
	Fars
	Feher
	Fejer
	Ferrara
	Fes
	Fife
	Figuig
	Finland
	Finnveden
	Firenze
	Foggia
	Foix
	Forcalquier
	Forez
	Franken
	Frisia
	Fürstenberg
	Fyn
	Gabes
	Gabiyaha
	Galatia
	Galaz
	Galich
	Galich Mersky
	Galindia
	Galloway
	Galway
	Gästrikland
	Gelre
	Gemer
	Geneve
	Genoa
	Gent
	Gevaudan
	Gilan
	Gizeh
	Glamorgan
	Gloucester
	Gnieznienskie
	Gorodez
	Gotland
	Göttingen
	Granada
	Grassland Cheremisa
	Grisons
	Guines
	Gurgan
	Guria
	Gwent
	Gwynedd
	Hainaut
	Halland
	Hålogaland
	Hälsingland
	Hama
	Hamadan
	Hamburg
	Hampshire
	Hanyan
	Hdemark
	Hebron
	Hellas
	Hendjan
	Herakleia
	Hereford
	Herjedalen
	Heves
	Hijaz
	Hlynov
	Holland
	Holstein
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With a Jimenez as a Spy Master I no longer need the husband-wife Intrigue duo, especially as their only surviving on is already a Count. So I let them retire to Ani.


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I also expand the Bishopric of Anhalt. Though really it's a dumb move because the more vassals I have the more prestige I earn, and prestige is always a good thing...


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And this is Anjou, part of the Duchy of Brittany.


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This is the Bishop of Anjou and son of the Duke, who is also the Duke of, you guessed it, Anjou.


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I will keep you safe from the depredations of the Medinan hordes, sweet Alexandria. Well all I needed to do was click your 2/5ths-full regiment bar but still.


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Oh and I guess Wilhelm von Habsburg took my advice to heart and did solve his problems administratively, as his elderly wife died. His new wife not only has the possibility to bear children but also is only one stewardship point below her predecessor.


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And as the regiments of Anjou move off to do war with one of the Mecklemburger vassals they're at war with, I claim.


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And before I get a message that Al Mafraq is declaring independence or something I move back to Abydos. Next Seljuk province is Armagnac or something anyway.


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And to war!


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Their regiments never even turned back.



Can anything stop this insane speed of conquest? Well yes, actually. And I'm kinda worried because losing annexation speed is going to suck! I'd say it might not be what you think but there's only really three or so things that can slow me down anyway so the chances are that you'd get it. Tune in next time as a Christian is mistaken for a pagan and the king returns from Spain . . . in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
 
Real Men Love The Insane Speed Of The Conquests, So Don't Dare To Slow Down... :D
 
I was just going to ask about BB level, isn't it getting a bit out of hand with this insane speed of conquest of frequently Christian provinces? That could certainly slow you down if nothing else does I would think.

Anyway, I'm glad to see you weren't serious when you threatened to stop the contrived puns in the post titles - that's one of the things I look forward to most... :D
 
Ankara's held by that Sheik with whom the Real Men have a Truce, isn't it? As they do with the Seljuks as well. Do Real Men care about their reputation andrisk triggering Realm Duress?

Who is the mysterious King returning from Spain?
 
Biting the Ankyra.

Chapter 46: Ankyra & Annaba

As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.

(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer bred purely from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))




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	Viborg
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	Vitebsk
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	Votyaki
	Vyazma
	Warwick
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	Werle
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	Western Isles
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	Yaik
	Yaroslavl
	Yatvyagi
	Yazd
	Yegorlyk
	York
	Yperen
	Zachlumia
	Zadar
	Zagreb
	Zamora
	Zaozerye
	Zaragoza
	Zeeland
	Zemigalians
	Zeta
	Zhmud
	Zyriane



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Yeah, another suboptimal gameplay choice! Bring it on, anonymous440DUMB!


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Seriously, who the hell puts numbers after their name? Oh and here's Ankyra, the future capital of the Republic of Turkey, under the rule of a Byzantine splinter state.


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And in the corner you can see the Adrianopolis regiment under Marshal Alfonso lurking. Waiting.


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And in the center you can see the Adrianopolis regiment under Marshal Alfonso wiping the floor with the pathetic armies of Kappadokia.


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Two months is pretty fast when you factor in arrival and battle time.


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This may look like another suboptimal blahblahblah but I really do have an aim here, and that's to make long-serving Reinhard von Habsburg the Pope before he dies of being old! Of course with dumb kings making Archbishoprics all over the place it might be a bit hard...


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Oh, and Annaba.


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Johann's army arrives at it, but it turns out that since the Independent Sheikdom of Annaba was occupied by another Muslim power it was at war with,


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I have to declare war on them too!


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Eh, fine with me.



Boy does the title take me back. And none of you would have any idea what I mean by that. Really though that slowdown thing that I mentioned an update ago is pretty much coming up. I hope I can find a way around it! Watch as Johann finishes his war in the next continuing episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
 
Real Men Like Numbers, But Not In Their Name... :D
 
Ansbach to Pace.

Chapter 47: Ansbach

As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.

(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer negotiated successfully from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))




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	Trapezous
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	Unused
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	Uzens
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	Valencia
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	Vas
	Vaspurakan
	Västerbotten
	Västergötland
	Västmanland
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	Veliky Ustug
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	Yperen
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	Zaozerye
	Zaragoza
	Zeeland
	Zemigalians
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That Reinhard better not die on me.


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And here is Ansbach, and the Bishop of Ansbach. Now you will see just what this mysterious thing that is now going to be holding me back is!


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It's not my armies, though they could have been placed better having them move now really only costs me a few months.


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It's not my badboy, as even my most troublesome vassals are manageable.


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No, it's my prestige! Because though for normal people +4 prestige a month might be pretty good, it is nowhere close to be able to sustain an acceptable level of progress on the List.


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Of course that doesn't mean getting a badboy point knocked off doesn't help.


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Now if I was the Papal Controller I could get around this problem quite easily. But since I'm not I'll just grab what I can.


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And only marry von Habsburgs to Hungarians, as the King of Hungary has the most prestige in the game. And here I lament sending off von Habsburg branches to rule distant counties instead of keeping every last one of them in my court so that I could use their children as prestige-fodder.


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Abkhazia got hit by a plague. Thus passes a province that had been in my demesne since 1095.


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And I'm quite grateful for any prestige that I can get.



Wow it sure has been a while since a province lasted more than one update!Who knows how long it will take me to gather the necessary prestige??? The adventures of Johann von Habsburg will be right back in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
 
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Real Men And Prestige Are Pretty Related Normally... :D