It's actually not necessary to make a pun about the name of Ångermanland. As it actually means "Regretful-men-land" no doubt referring to the poor choice of settling there.
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Everyone has european in them.anonymous4401 said:
Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Sokraates said:And ... and ... your playing European games !
And then writing about it in a European language.
Angou-lame.
Another Saarbrucken gets a County.
Oh yeah, I made peace with the guy who owned Ångermanland but not yet all of Sweden.
Oh and here's Angouleme.
Which is firmly in the personal demesne of the Sultan of Seljuk Turks.
Well you know the routine. Make peace with all outstanding enemies.
Give Abydos away.
Get regiments in position.
Declare war, besiege, and take the province.
Give the province away so as to lower my BB, raise my efficiency, and rid myself of all Seljuk cores.
And make peace with the Seljuks for 'all' of my gold.
Yes going to war to take a province from the strongest single power in the game is completely routine now. What of it? Johann faces challenges to his rule, an accidental war with a revenge-minded foe, and a thousand Italian men in the next thrilling episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
Chapter 42: Angouleme
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer kidnapped dramatically from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
1176
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer kidnapped dramatically from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
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[b][color=lime] Aargau ✓
Abauj ✓
Abkhazia ✓
Abydos ✓
Achaia ✓
Acre ✓
Adana ✓
Adrianopolis ✓
Agder ✓
Agen ✓
Agrigento ✓
Aintab ✓
Akershus ✓
Al Alamayn ✓
Al Amarah ✓
Al 'Aqabah ✓
Al Bichri ✓
Al Djazair ✓
Al Habbariyah ✓
Al Hasa ✓
Al Jawf ✓
Al Jazira ✓
Al Mafraq ✓
Al Miqdadiyah ✓
Al Nadjaf ✓
Al Nasiryah ✓
Åland ✓
Alania ✓
Albania ✓
Albarracin ✓
Albret ✓
Alcacer do Sal ✓
Alcantara ✓
Aleppo ✓
Alexandretta ✓
Alexandria ✓
Algeciras ✓
Almansa ✓
Almeria ✓
Altmark ✓
Amida ✓
Amiens ✓
Amisos ✓
Amman ✓
Ancona ✓
Andernach ✓
Ångermanland ✓[/color]
[color=yellow]Angouleme[/color][/b]
Angus
Anhalt
Ani
Anjou
Ankyra
Annaba
Ansbach
Anti-Atlas
Antiocheia
Apulia
Aquileia
Aracena
Aral
Ar'ar
Arborea
Archa
Argyll
Armagnac
Arques
Árta
Artois
Asas
Ascalon
Asturias de Oviedo
Asturias de Santillana
Aswan
Asyut
Atheniai
Atholl
Atlas Mnt
Attaleia
Aukshayts
Austisland
Auvergne
Auxerre
Avhaz
Avranches
Az Zarqa
Azerbaijan
Azov
Baalbek
Bacs
Badajoz
Baden
Baghdad
Bahrein
Barcelona
Bari
Bashkirs
Basra
Bearn
Bedford
Beersheb
Beirut
Bejaija
Belgorod
Belgrade
Beloozero
Benevento
Benghazi
Beni Yanni
Bereg
Beresty
Bergenshus
Bern
Berwick
Besancon
Bezhetsky Verh
Bihar
Bilyar
Bira
Birlad
Biskra
Bizerte
Bjarmia
Black Clobucks
Blois
Bologna
Bordeaux
Bornholm
Boulogne
Bourbon
Bourges
Brabant
Braganza
Brandenburg
Braunschweig
Breda
Breisgau
Bremen
Brescia
Bristol
Brugge
Bryansk
Buchan
Buhairya
Bukhara
Bulgar
Burgos
Burtasy
Byzantion
Caceres
Cadiz
Cagliari
Cairo
Caithness
Calatayud
Calatrava
Canarias
Capua
Carcassonne
Carrick
Castellon
Castelo Branco
Cebta
Celle
Chaldea
Chalkidike
Chalons
Chandax
Charolais
Chartres
Cheb
Chelminskie
Chernigov
Cherson
Chester
Chortitza
Chud
Chur
Chuvash
Cieszyn
Coimbra
Compostela
Consenza
Constantia
Constantine
Cordoba
Corfu
Cornouaille
Cornwall
Corsica
Cremona
Crimea
Csanad
Cuenca
Cumberland
Cyrenaica
Czersk
Dailam
Dal
Dalarna
Damascus
Damman
Danzig
Darab
Darum
Dauphine Viennois
Deir
Delta
Demetrias
Denia
Derbent
Derby
Desht-i-Kipchak
Desmumu
Devon
Dihistan
Dijon
Djerba
Don portage
Dorostotum
Dorpat
Dorset
Dorylaion
Druz
Dublin
Durham
Dwin
Dyfed
Dyrrachion
Edessa
Eilat
El Bierzo
El Rif
El-Arish
Emba
Empuries
Ephesos
Épieros
Esfahan
Essex
Esztergom
Eu
Euboia
Euphrates
Evora
Evreux
Exeter
Faereyar
Famagusta
Farama
Faro
Fars
Feher
Fejer
Ferrara
Fes
Fife
Figuig
Finland
Finnveden
Firenze
Foggia
Foix
Forcalquier
Forez
Franken
Frisia
Fürstenberg
Fyn
Gabes
Gabiyaha
Galatia
Galaz
Galich
Galich Mersky
Galindia
Galloway
Galway
Gästrikland
Gelre
Gemer
Geneve
Genoa
Gent
Gevaudan
Gilan
Gizeh
Glamorgan
Gloucester
Gnieznienskie
Gorodez
Gotland
Göttingen
Granada
Grassland Cheremisa
Grisons
Guines
Gurgan
Guria
Gwent
Gwynedd
Hainaut
Halland
Hålogaland
Hälsingland
Hama
Hamadan
Hamburg
Hampshire
Hanyan
Hdemark
Hebron
Hellas
Hendjan
Herakleia
Hereford
Herjedalen
Heves
Hijaz
Hlynov
Holland
Holstein
Homs
Hormuz
Hradec Kralove
Hum
Ifni
Ikonion
Ilam
Ile de France
Imeretia
Infa
Innsbruck
Irbid
Isle of Man
Istria
Itil
Jaca
Jacwiez
Jaffa
Jamtland
Jerusalem
Jülich
Jylland
Kabilia
Kairwan
Kaisereia
Kajanaborg
Kakheti
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Kalmar Län
Kama
Kaneia
Kara-Kum
Karbala
Karelen
Karin
Kärnten
Kartli
Karvuna
Kasogs
Kemi
Kempten
Kent
Kerak
Kerman
Kexholm
Khopyor
Khorasan
Khozistan
Khwarizm
Kiev
Kirkuk
Kleve
Kola
Köln
Kolomna
Koloneia
Korchev
Korinthos
Korsun
Kostroma
Krain
Krakowskie
Krizevci
Kuban
Kufa
Kujawy
Kuma
Kurdistan
Kurs
Kuwait
Kyzikos
La Mancha
La Marche
Labourd
Laigin
Lancaster
Laodikeia
Lappland
Laristan
Lausitz
Lecce
Leicester
Leiningen
Lemdiyya
Leon
Leon
Leptis Magna
Lesbos
Lettigalians
Liberec
Liege
Limisol
Limousin
Lincoln
Lisboa
Livorno
Livs
Lleida
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Loon
Lorraine
Lothian
Lower Dniepr
Lower Don
Lower Silesia
Lower Volga
Lübeck
Lubusz
Lucca
Lukomorie
Lüneburg
Luristan
Lusignan
Lut
Luxembourg
Lykandos
Lykia
Lyon
Lyubech
Maan
Macon
Madaba
Mahdia
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Mainz
Malaga
Mallorca
Malta
Mangyshlak
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Manupura
Manych
Mar
Marienburg
Marmaros
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Mayo
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Mecca
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Medelpad
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Meissen
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Memel
Menorca
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Merv
Merya
Mesembria
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Messina
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Metz
Mide
Minsk
Modena
Molina
Monemvasia
Monferrato
Monreal
Montpellier
Morava
Moray
Mordva
Moskva
Mosul
Mountain Cheremisa
Mozhaysk
Mstislavl
Münster
Murcia
Murom
Mzab
Naissus
Nantes
Napoli
Narbonne
Närke
Narva
Nassau
Naumadal
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Naxos
Negev
Neuchatel
Nevers
Nice
Niebla
Niederbayern
Nikaea
Nikomedeia
Nikopolis
Nishapur
Nisibin
Nitra
Nizhny Novgorod
Nordgau
Norfolk
North Dvina
Northampton
Northumberland
Novgorod
Novgorod Seversky
Nubia
Nürnberg
Nyland
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Oka
Öland
Oldenburg
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Onega
Onega
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Österreich
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Oxford
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Passau
Pavia
Pecs
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Penthievre
Peremyshl
Peresechen
Pereyaslavl
Pereyaslavl Zalessky
Perfeddwlad
Perigord
Pest
Petra
Pfalz
Philippopolis
Piemonte
Pinsk
Piombino
Pksov
Plasencia
Plauen
Plock
Plzen
Podlasie
Poitiers
Polotsk
Porto
Powys
Poznanskie
Praha
Pressburg
Pronsk
Provence
Prusa
Qazwin
Qohistan
Qom
Quattara
Quena
Qwivir
Ragusa
Rama
Rashka
Ravenna
Rayy
Reggio
Reims
Rennes
Reval
Rhodos
Rioja
Rogaland
Roma
Romny
Rosello
Ross
Rostock
Rostov
Rouergue
Rügen
Rummah
Ryazan
Ryn Desert
Sacz
Safed
Saintois
Saintonge
Salamanca
Salerno
Salisbury
Saluces
Salzburg
Sambia
Samos
Samoyeds
Sandomierskie
Santiago
Saray
Saris
Sarkel
Sarpa
Sarqihya
Satakunta
Savoie
Savolaks
Scalovia
Schwaben
Schwyz
Seleukeia
Semender
Senj
Senoussi
Sens
Serdica
Severin
Sevilla
Sharukan
Shemakha
Shetland
Shiraz
Shirvan
Shrewsbury
Siena
Sieradzko-Leczyckie
Silves
Sinai
Sinjar
Sinope
Siracusa
Sistan
Sjaelland
Skåne
Slesvig
Sligo
Slupsk
Småland
Smolensk
Smyrna
Snassen
Södermanland
Somerset
Sopron
Soria
Southern Ural
Sozopolis
Split
Spoleto
St. Gallen
Starya Russa
Steiermark
Stettin
Sticht
Strathclyde
Strymon
Sudan
Sudovia
Suenik
Suffolk
Sugrov
Sundgau
Surrey
Sussex
Sutherland
Suwaida
Suzdal
Syria
Syrj
Syrt
Syrte
Szekelyföld
Szekezfehervar
Tabaristan
Tabriz
Tabuk
Tadmor
Tana
Tangiers
Tao
Taranto
Taron
Tarragona
Tarsos
Tavasts
Telemark
Tell Atlas
Tell Bashir
Teluch
Temes
Terebovl
Terra Incognita
Tharasset
Theodosia
Theodosiopolis
Thessalia
Thessalonike
Thouars
Thrake
Thüringen
Tiberias
Tigris
Tir Connail
Tir Eoghain
Tirgoviste
Tirol
Tlemcen
Tmutarakan
Tobruk
Toledo
Torki
Tortosa
Torzhok
Toulouse
Tourraine
Trans-portage
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Trapezous
Trencín
Trent
Treviso
Tripoli
Tripolitana
Trøndelag
Troyes
Tuadmumu
Tunis
Turkmen
Turnu
Turov
Tver
Tyana
Tyrnovo
Tyrus
Uglich
Ugra
Ulaid
Ulm
Unused
Upper Silesia
Uppland
Urbino
Urgell
Urmumu
Usora
Usti nad Labem
Usturt
Uzens
Valais
Valencia
Valladolid
Vannes
Varadzin
Värmland
Vas
Vaspurakan
Västerbotten
Västergötland
Västmanland
Veglia
Velikiye Luki
Veliky Ustug
Venaissin
Vendome
Venezia
Verdun
Vermandois
Verona
Vestfold
Vestisland
Vexin
Viborg
Vidin
Viken
Viscaya
Vitebsk
Viviers
Vladimir
Vladimir Volynsky
Vodi
Vologda
Votyaki
Vyazma
Warwick
Weimar
Werle
West Dvina
Western Isles
Westfriesland
Westmorland
Wolgast
Württemberg
Yaik
Yaroslavl
Yatvyagi
Yazd
Yegorlyk
York
Yperen
Zachlumia
Zadar
Zagreb
Zamora
Zaozerye
Zaragoza
Zeeland
Zemigalians
Zeta
Zhmud
ZyrianeAnother Saarbrucken gets a County.
Oh yeah, I made peace with the guy who owned Ångermanland but not yet all of Sweden.
Oh and here's Angouleme.
Which is firmly in the personal demesne of the Sultan of Seljuk Turks.
Well you know the routine. Make peace with all outstanding enemies.
Give Abydos away.
Get regiments in position.
Declare war, besiege, and take the province.
Give the province away so as to lower my BB, raise my efficiency, and rid myself of all Seljuk cores.
And make peace with the Seljuks for 'all' of my gold.
Yes going to war to take a province from the strongest single power in the game is completely routine now. What of it? Johann faces challenges to his rule, an accidental war with a revenge-minded foe, and a thousand Italian men in the next thrilling episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
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What I want to know is what you had to do to make peace with that Glum King of Sweden (presumably Glum about Ångermanland now being owned by someone who was so happy). Did the "all my gold" trick work with him as well? (What I mean is, do Christians and non-Christians behave the same way in this regard?)
Yes, and it does work with Christians as well. Also what's interesting is that Glum King of Sweden and Denmark is actually Glum Knytling, who is a schizophrenic direct male descendant of none other than Knud Knytling, Prince of Denmark!Farquharson said:
Werner von Saarbrücken looks ångry enough, so he was the natural choice to become the count of Ångermanland.
Instead you're Grim. And a Pagan, too.
GrimPagan said:
Instead you're Grim. And a Pagan, too.
anonymous4401 said:
Does this make the House of Knud more or less successful than phargle's version?
edit: in retrospect, this question is similar to "Is Glum inbred and fat-cheeked?"
Hey anonymous4401, you made a couple of mistakes in The Grand List©.
One, you have a province named "Black Clobucks" in there (where the hell did that come from?),
Two, you misspelled "Pskov" as "Pksov".
One, you have a province named "Black Clobucks" in there (where the hell did that come from?),
Two, you misspelled "Pskov" as "Pksov".
Hey, c'mon! Surely you know that anonymous4401 NEVER makes mistakes. Black Clobucks is a Russian province which doesn't actually appear on the map, so I personally am looking forward to seeing how anon manages to get it, though I have every confidence in him. As for Pskov, it is Paradox who made this error - it is actually spelled Pksov on the map.
As for Pskov, it is Paradox who made this error - it is actually spelled Pksov on the map.
Farquharson said:Hey, c'mon! Surely you know that anonymous4401 NEVER makes mistakes. Black Clobucks is a Russian province which doesn't actually appear on the map, so I personally am looking forward to seeing how anon manages to get it, though I have every confidence in him.
I'm still more interested in how he's going to get Terra Incognita.
Of course, all this requires him to actually get to those points in the list. He'll be lucky if he gets past the "B"s at this rate...
Languish the Angus.
This is the province of Angus. Oh look, there's the regiment of Algeciras, under the command of Marshal Alfonso! How'd that get there?
This is the excommunicated Bishop of Angus. I've gotta hand it to that Duke of Cumberland. He may have stolen that Papal Controllership that rightfully belongs to me, but he's been using it for my benefit!
And as you may recall I already got a claim on the title for a pittance of prestige two updates ago so let's boogie.
Those Jimenezs sure are useful!
And yeah I basically waited three whole months to move that regiment so that my two Norwegian regiments could land on Sutherland to create a distraction. And oh yeah remember when I thought that a single one of my demesne regiments could take on the entirety of Scotland's poor, haggis-eating army all by itself? Well I was wrong because I would need two regiments of Algeciras's size to do that. A miscalculation that took this ingenious plan to rectify!
That Lustful trait really wasn't doing me favors with vassal loyalty what with the whole Bishops-tending-to-be-chaste business. And so for once I decline a free son.
Hey remember that joke about the von Habsburg with a high martial stat, Santa Claus, and an honest lawyer walking on the sidewalk? Well I guess it makes a little less sense now.
Such a Manly von Habsburg reaching maturity really made me disappointed when Johann's eldest son turned out to be a Flamboyant Schemer in a not-pictured screenshot, ending up with an administrative but un-Manly 4-8-9-8 score. Well if you like administrating so much Wilhelm, why don't you administrate your way out of THIS?
The Scots didn't even make it back to within a province of Angus before its fortress fell! I guess it helped that those Scandinavian Bishop-armies lasted one more battle than I thought they would. (They lasted one battle.)
Atholl, Angus, same difference.
Insert quickly-dated pop-culture reference about national chain of hamburger restaurants here. Stay tuned as the adventures of Johann von Habsburg continue in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
Chapter 43: Angus
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer cribbed hastily from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
1176-1177
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer cribbed hastily from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
1176-1177
Code:
[b][color=lime] Aargau ✓
Abauj ✓
Abkhazia ✓
Abydos ✓
Achaia ✓
Acre ✓
Adana ✓
Adrianopolis ✓
Agder ✓
Agen ✓
Agrigento ✓
Aintab ✓
Akershus ✓
Al Alamayn ✓
Al Amarah ✓
Al 'Aqabah ✓
Al Bichri ✓
Al Djazair ✓
Al Habbariyah ✓
Al Hasa ✓
Al Jawf ✓
Al Jazira ✓
Al Mafraq ✓
Al Miqdadiyah ✓
Al Nadjaf ✓
Al Nasiryah ✓
Åland ✓
Alania ✓
Albania ✓
Albarracin ✓
Albret ✓
Alcacer do Sal ✓
Alcantara ✓
Aleppo ✓
Alexandretta ✓
Alexandria ✓
Algeciras ✓
Almansa ✓
Almeria ✓
Altmark ✓
Amida ✓
Amiens ✓
Amisos ✓
Amman ✓
Ancona ✓
Andernach ✓
Ångermanland ✓
Angouleme ✓[/color]
[color=yellow]Angus[/color][/b]
Anhalt
Ani
Anjou
Ankyra
Annaba
Ansbach
Anti-Atlas
Antiocheia
Apulia
Aquileia
Aracena
Aral
Ar'ar
Arborea
Archa
Argyll
Armagnac
Arques
Árta
Artois
Asas
Ascalon
Asturias de Oviedo
Asturias de Santillana
Aswan
Asyut
Atheniai
Atholl
Atlas Mnt
Attaleia
Aukshayts
Austisland
Auvergne
Auxerre
Avhaz
Avranches
Az Zarqa
Azerbaijan
Azov
Baalbek
Bacs
Badajoz
Baden
Baghdad
Bahrein
Barcelona
Bari
Bashkirs
Basra
Bearn
Bedford
Beersheb
Beirut
Bejaija
Belgorod
Belgrade
Beloozero
Benevento
Benghazi
Beni Yanni
Bereg
Beresty
Bergenshus
Bern
Berwick
Besancon
Bezhetsky Verh
Bihar
Bilyar
Bira
Birlad
Biskra
Bizerte
Bjarmia
Black Clobucks
Blois
Bologna
Bordeaux
Bornholm
Boulogne
Bourbon
Bourges
Brabant
Braganza
Brandenburg
Braunschweig
Breda
Breisgau
Bremen
Brescia
Bristol
Brugge
Bryansk
Buchan
Buhairya
Bukhara
Bulgar
Burgos
Burtasy
Byzantion
Caceres
Cadiz
Cagliari
Cairo
Caithness
Calatayud
Calatrava
Canarias
Capua
Carcassonne
Carrick
Castellon
Castelo Branco
Cebta
Celle
Chaldea
Chalkidike
Chalons
Chandax
Charolais
Chartres
Cheb
Chelminskie
Chernigov
Cherson
Chester
Chortitza
Chud
Chur
Chuvash
Cieszyn
Coimbra
Compostela
Consenza
Constantia
Constantine
Cordoba
Corfu
Cornouaille
Cornwall
Corsica
Cremona
Crimea
Csanad
Cuenca
Cumberland
Cyrenaica
Czersk
Dailam
Dal
Dalarna
Damascus
Damman
Danzig
Darab
Darum
Dauphine Viennois
Deir
Delta
Demetrias
Denia
Derbent
Derby
Desht-i-Kipchak
Desmumu
Devon
Dihistan
Dijon
Djerba
Don portage
Dorostotum
Dorpat
Dorset
Dorylaion
Druz
Dublin
Durham
Dwin
Dyfed
Dyrrachion
Edessa
Eilat
El Bierzo
El Rif
El-Arish
Emba
Empuries
Ephesos
Épieros
Esfahan
Essex
Esztergom
Eu
Euboia
Euphrates
Evora
Evreux
Exeter
Faereyar
Famagusta
Farama
Faro
Fars
Feher
Fejer
Ferrara
Fes
Fife
Figuig
Finland
Finnveden
Firenze
Foggia
Foix
Forcalquier
Forez
Franken
Frisia
Fürstenberg
Fyn
Gabes
Gabiyaha
Galatia
Galaz
Galich
Galich Mersky
Galindia
Galloway
Galway
Gästrikland
Gelre
Gemer
Geneve
Genoa
Gent
Gevaudan
Gilan
Gizeh
Glamorgan
Gloucester
Gnieznienskie
Gorodez
Gotland
Göttingen
Granada
Grassland Cheremisa
Grisons
Guines
Gurgan
Guria
Gwent
Gwynedd
Hainaut
Halland
Hålogaland
Hälsingland
Hama
Hamadan
Hamburg
Hampshire
Hanyan
Hdemark
Hebron
Hellas
Hendjan
Herakleia
Hereford
Herjedalen
Heves
Hijaz
Hlynov
Holland
Holstein
Homs
Hormuz
Hradec Kralove
Hum
Ifni
Ikonion
Ilam
Ile de France
Imeretia
Infa
Innsbruck
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ZyrianeThis is the province of Angus. Oh look, there's the regiment of Algeciras, under the command of Marshal Alfonso! How'd that get there?
This is the excommunicated Bishop of Angus. I've gotta hand it to that Duke of Cumberland. He may have stolen that Papal Controllership that rightfully belongs to me, but he's been using it for my benefit!
And as you may recall I already got a claim on the title for a pittance of prestige two updates ago so let's boogie.
Those Jimenezs sure are useful!
And yeah I basically waited three whole months to move that regiment so that my two Norwegian regiments could land on Sutherland to create a distraction. And oh yeah remember when I thought that a single one of my demesne regiments could take on the entirety of Scotland's poor, haggis-eating army all by itself? Well I was wrong because I would need two regiments of Algeciras's size to do that. A miscalculation that took this ingenious plan to rectify!
That Lustful trait really wasn't doing me favors with vassal loyalty what with the whole Bishops-tending-to-be-chaste business. And so for once I decline a free son.
Hey remember that joke about the von Habsburg with a high martial stat, Santa Claus, and an honest lawyer walking on the sidewalk? Well I guess it makes a little less sense now.
Such a Manly von Habsburg reaching maturity really made me disappointed when Johann's eldest son turned out to be a Flamboyant Schemer in a not-pictured screenshot, ending up with an administrative but un-Manly 4-8-9-8 score. Well if you like administrating so much Wilhelm, why don't you administrate your way out of THIS?
The Scots didn't even make it back to within a province of Angus before its fortress fell! I guess it helped that those Scandinavian Bishop-armies lasted one more battle than I thought they would. (They lasted one battle.)
Atholl, Angus, same difference.
Insert quickly-dated pop-culture reference about national chain of hamburger restaurants here. Stay tuned as the adventures of Johann von Habsburg continue in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
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I don't know what a Black Clobucks is either and I hope that it exists! And really with a name like 'Black Clobucks' I'd've thought that I'd've noticed and investigated it long ago, so I was really surprised that it turned out to be in the original list.EightDeer said:
Now that you have a Hapsburg with High Martial stats, we can expect multpile seizures per exciting episode of AAARgh...