Oh no, the King of Germany requested we mobilize! If we don't, he'll probably declare war on us because he's like that and stuff! Whatever shall we do?
I guess we have no choice.
But such an action will make us spend a fortune on army upkeep costs! We'll be in the poorhouse in no time
Wait, what's that, you say? You mean that I can set the slider to zero and actually suffer no ill effects whatsoever, as it's not my war that I'm fighting anyway? Oh, okay then.
Meanwhile, Almos's Daughter Count reaches 8.
He also has a Thieves' Guild, which is good if we want to assassinate people in his court! Of course, with all them daughters and not a son in sight, I don't think that will end up even being necessary...
You've got to remember, Werner's wife is nearing her sixties now... Then again, so is Werner...
What? The game lied! His name is supposed to be Yakut! Yakut!
Though I guess the game could have become frustrated by the umlaut in Ruedger or whatever.
Raising the regiment and just having them sitting around doing nothing... What a waste of taxpayer money! Except instead of taxpayers it's me, and instead of money it's nothing because I exploited the game mechanics...
Look, he's not even fighting anyone! What a waste of the taxpayers' nothing!