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Yeah all right a daughter that's just what I needed (I am being sarcastic I do not need another daughter)
Anyways yeah let's get this started.
I replace an Italian Bishop with an Italian Count.
Well that's unfortunate. I was hoping to remove him from the general queue.
Meanwhile my depleted regiments arrive at their target province.
And the Chancellor that has never done anything interesting does something interesting by getting sick.
And when danger reared its ugly head
Sir Alfonso turned his tail and fled
And then fled once more because there were some Badajozs in Mertola
But don't worry because now the Badajozs are sieging the King of England's demesne provinces in NW Spain, so Alfonso's army can sneak back into Alcantara and take it before they turn back.
Also some Scottish vassals offered me money for peace over the course of a month so of course I accepted. Even the gold of the filthy Scot is legal tender in the lands of the Abydosan Empire. The saga continues in the next thrilling episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
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And as you can see, the plan to start besieging the province while all of the enemy's armies were busy somewhere else is working like a charm!
Oh yes. That would be very nice. Especially if I don't get excommunicated. Man, it would be nice.
Man that's great.
That's great too.
And Maredudd O'Brien the Bishop of the Blurry Clown gets another province. Also it turns out that giving a province to an already-existing Bishop does not give you piety.
It would certainly be embarrassing if I gain Alcantara only to lose Alcacer do Sal.
It's time to give up Al Djazair, and I do so to the newest guy in my court that I've never heard of before.
Alas, treachery! It's that dang Mertola province again. Will the Abydosan army not only prevail, but also make it to Alcacer do Sal in time to stop the siege? Or will they succeed in one and not the other? Or perhaps neither?
The answer is none of those! All of you lose!
Also the King of Scotland white-peaces.
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Peace will soon happen with Badajoz. Becaiuse it always does. Abydosian Hapaburgs are just lucky that way.
Aleppo. Yeah. Seljuk time again?
Chapter 31: Aleppo
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Code:Aargau ✓ Abauj ✓ Abkhazia ✓ Abydos ✓ Achaia ✓ Acre ✓ Adana ✓ Adrianopolis ✓ Agder ✓ Agen ✓ Agrigento ✓ Aintab ✓ Akershus ✓ Al Alamayn ✓ Al Amarah ✓ Al 'Aqabah ✓ Al Bichri ✓ Al Djazair ✓ Al Habbariyah ✓ Al Hasa ✓ Al Jawf ✓ Al Jazira ✓ Al Mafraq ✓ Al Miqdadiyah ✓ Al Nadjaf ✓ Al Nasiryah ✓ Åland ✓ Alania ✓ Albania ✓ Albarracin ✓ Albret ✓ Alcacer do Sal ✓ Alcantara ✓ Aleppo Alexandretta Alexandria Algeciras Almansa Almeria Altmark Amida Amiens Amisos Amman Ancona Andernach Ångermanland Angouleme Angus Anhalt Ani Anjou Ankyra Annaba Ansbach Anti-Atlas Antiocheia Apulia Aquileia Aracena Aral Ar'ar Arborea Archa Argyll Armagnac Arques Árta Artois Asas Ascalon Asturias de Oviedo Asturias de Santillana Aswan Asyut Atheniai Atholl Atlas Mnt Attaleia Aukshayts Austisland Auvergne Auxerre Avhaz Avranches Az Zarqa Azerbaijan Azov Baalbek Bacs Badajoz Baden Baghdad Bahrein Barcelona Bari Bashkirs Basra Bearn Bedford Beersheb Beirut Bejaija Belgorod Belgrade Beloozero Benevento Benghazi Beni Yanni Bereg Beresty Bergenshus Bern Berwick Besancon Bezhetsky Verh Bihar Bilyar Bira Birlad Biskra Bizerte Bjarmia Black Clobucks Blois Bologna Bordeaux Bornholm Boulogne Bourbon Bourges Brabant Braganza Brandenburg Braunschweig Breda Breisgau Bremen Brescia Bristol Brugge Bryansk Buchan Buhairya Bukhara Bulgar Burgos Burtasy Byzantion Caceres Cadiz Cagliari Cairo Caithness Calatayud Calatrava Canarias Capua Carcassonne Carrick Castellon Castelo Branco Cebta Celle Chaldea Chalkidike Chalons Chandax Charolais Chartres Cheb Chelminskie Chernigov Cherson Chester Chortitza Chud Chur Chuvash Cieszyn Coimbra Compostela Consenza Constantia Constantine Cordoba Corfu Cornouaille Cornwall Corsica Cremona Crimea Csanad Cuenca Cumberland Cyrenaica Czersk Dailam Dal Dalarna Damascus Damman Danzig Darab Darum Dauphine Viennois Deir Delta Demetrias Denia Derbent Derby Desht-i-Kipchak Desmumu Devon Dihistan Dijon Djerba Don portage Dorostotum Dorpat Dorset Dorylaion Druz Dublin Durham Dwin Dyfed Dyrrachion Edessa Eilat El Bierzo El Rif El-Arish Emba Empuries Ephesos Épieros Esfahan Essex Esztergom Eu Euboia Euphrates Evora Evreux Exeter Faereyar Famagusta Farama Faro Fars Feher Fejer Ferrara Fes Fife Figuig Finland Finnveden Firenze Foggia Foix Forcalquier Forez Franken Frisia Fürstenberg Fyn Gabes Gabiyaha Galatia Galaz Galich Galich Mersky Galindia Galloway Galway Gästrikland Gelre Gemer Geneve Genoa Gent Gevaudan Gilan Gizeh Glamorgan Gloucester Gnieznienskie Gorodez Gotland Göttingen Granada Grassland Cheremisa Grisons Guines Gurgan Guria Gwent Gwynedd Hainaut Halland Hålogaland Hälsingland Hama Hamadan Hamburg Hampshire Hanyan Hdemark Hebron Hellas Hendjan Herakleia Hereford Herjedalen Heves Hijaz Hlynov Holland Holstein Homs Hormuz Hradec Kralove Hum Ifni Ikonion Ilam Ile de France Imeretia Infa Innsbruck Irbid Isle of Man Istria Itil Jaca Jacwiez Jaffa Jamtland Jerusalem Jülich Jylland Kabilia Kairwan Kaisereia Kajanaborg Kakheti Kaliopolis Kaliskie Kalmar Län Kama Kaneia Kara-Kum Karbala Karelen Karin Kärnten Kartli Karvuna Kasogs Kemi Kempten Kent Kerak Kerman Kexholm Khopyor Khorasan Khozistan Khwarizm Kiev Kirkuk Kleve Kola Köln Kolomna Koloneia Korchev Korinthos Korsun Kostroma Krain Krakowskie Krizevci Kuban Kufa Kujawy Kuma Kurdistan Kurs Kuwait Kyzikos La Mancha La Marche Labourd Laigin Lancaster Laodikeia Lappland Laristan Lausitz Lecce Leicester Leiningen Lemdiyya Leon Leon Leptis Magna Lesbos Lettigalians Liberec Liege Limisol Limousin Lincoln Lisboa Livorno Livs Lleida Lombardia Loon Lorraine Lothian Lower Dniepr Lower Don Lower Silesia Lower Volga Lübeck Lubusz Lucca Lukomorie Lüneburg Luristan Lusignan Lut Luxembourg Lykandos Lykia Lyon Lyubech Maan Macon Madaba Mahdia Maine Mainz Malaga Mallorca Malta Mangyshlak Mantua Manupura Manych Mar Marienburg Marmaros Marrakech Massat Maverannahr Mayo Mazandaran Mecca Mecklemburg Medelpad Medina Medjerda Meissen Melitene Memel Menorca Mertola Merv Merya Mesembria Mesopotamia Messina Methone 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Pronsk Provence Prusa Qazwin Qohistan Qom Quattara Quena Qwivir Ragusa Rama Rashka Ravenna Rayy Reggio Reims Rennes Reval Rhodos Rioja Rogaland Roma Romny Rosello Ross Rostock Rostov Rouergue Rügen Rummah Ryazan Ryn Desert Sacz Safed Saintois Saintonge Salamanca Salerno Salisbury Saluces Salzburg Sambia Samos Samoyeds Sandomierskie Santiago Saray Saris Sarkel Sarpa Sarqihya Satakunta Savoie Savolaks Scalovia Schwaben Schwyz Seleukeia Semender Senj Senoussi Sens Serdica Severin Sevilla Sharukan Shemakha Shetland Shiraz Shirvan Shrewsbury Siena Sieradzko-Leczyckie Silves Sinai Sinjar Sinope Siracusa Sistan Sjaelland Skåne Slesvig Sligo Slupsk Småland Smolensk Smyrna Snassen Södermanland Somerset Sopron Soria Southern Ural Sozopolis Split Spoleto St. Gallen Starya Russa Steiermark Stettin Sticht Strathclyde Strymon Sudan Sudovia Suenik Suffolk Sugrov Sundgau Surrey Sussex Sutherland Suwaida Suzdal Syria Syrj Syrt Syrte Szekelyföld Szekezfehervar Tabaristan Tabriz Tabuk Tadmor Tana 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This is the province of Aleppo. As a rich Middle Eastern province it is richer and more advanced than those loser provinces in Europe.
This is the ruler of Aleppo, who is the High Chief of Mecklemburg. Yes, the High Chief of Mecklemburg, which occupies a swath across northern Germany, is ruling his realm from Syria. How he got there is a long story.
A story that will be but a footnote in the history of Aleppo, as very soon it shall be annexed to the Abydosan Empire!
And for good measure I raise the regiments in eastern Syria as well.
Time to start rockin'!
And Johann gets to start rocking earlier, as merely eight days after the declaration of war he fights with a Mecklemburgian regiment. Apparently the Mecklemburgs just happened to have a regiment wandering around the Syrian coast!
Not that it mattered.
And here is a picture of Mecklemburg, so you can see just how well they are doing against the non-pagans. Granted, most of the land was actually taken from German dukes that had broken off from the Kingdom, of which there just happens to be plenty. But still, MAN!
Oh and here you can see a three-way battle between the Emirate of Amman, the Empire of Byzantium, and the Kingdom of Seljuk Turks in Alexandretta.
Which will be seeing another battle pretty soon!
Boy those crazy Pagans. The Lithuanians have annexed two-thirds of Poland as well, and if the Bolgars wouldn't insist on having the exact same color as the Kievans and the Seljuk Turks (whose idea was that?) I would be able to tell how Russia is doing. But then it will be more like figuring out how much of it belongs to the Seljuks and how much to the Bolgars. And England's gains in Spain are being somewhat reversed since the Badajozs are pretty much unchecked but that is a story for exactly three provinces later! Everything goes to hell in the next adventurous episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
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You're soon going to be at Altmark and Anhalt. You are just piling up those enemies. Are you forgetting that the peacemakers are blessed because you have no chaplain or is there some hellish explanation?
Meantime, back to sunny Spain.
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Well, I've gotten through page 10, and only 65 more to go! I'm sorely tempted to peek ahead to page 75 and see how far you've gotten, but I will resist. This is fun stuff!
Well, I've reached page 15. And now (and I swear, I have NOT cheated and looked ahead) it occurs to me that while taking Abydos may take a while, it will solve the demesne problem, being a 1-county duchy. After all, while there may be a limit on personal demesne size, there's no limit to the number of vassals a Duke can hold, is there?
(No, don't answer. By the time I get to page 75 with the rest of you, I'll know...:-)
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Code:Aargau ✓ Abauj ✓ Abkhazia ✓ Abydos ✓ Achaia ✓ Acre ✓ Adana ✓ Adrianopolis ✓ Agder ✓ Agen ✓ Agrigento ✓ Aintab ✓ Akershus ✓ Al Alamayn ✓ Al Amarah ✓ Al 'Aqabah ✓ Al Bichri ✓ Al Djazair ✓ Al Habbariyah ✓ Al Hasa ✓ Al Jawf ✓ Al Jazira ✓ Al Mafraq ✓ Al Miqdadiyah ✓ Al Nadjaf ✓ Al Nasiryah ✓ Åland ✓ Alania ✓ Albania ✓ Albarracin ✓ Albret ✓ Alcacer do Sal ✓ Alcantara ✓ Aleppo ✓ Alexandretta Alexandria Algeciras Almansa Almeria Altmark Amida Amiens Amisos Amman Ancona Andernach Ångermanland Angouleme Angus Anhalt Ani Anjou Ankyra Annaba Ansbach Anti-Atlas Antiocheia Apulia Aquileia Aracena Aral Ar'ar Arborea Archa Argyll Armagnac Arques Árta Artois Asas Ascalon Asturias de Oviedo Asturias de Santillana Aswan Asyut Atheniai Atholl Atlas Mnt Attaleia Aukshayts Austisland Auvergne Auxerre Avhaz Avranches Az Zarqa Azerbaijan Azov Baalbek Bacs Badajoz Baden Baghdad Bahrein Barcelona Bari Bashkirs Basra Bearn Bedford Beersheb Beirut Bejaija Belgorod Belgrade Beloozero Benevento Benghazi Beni Yanni Bereg Beresty Bergenshus Bern Berwick Besancon Bezhetsky Verh Bihar Bilyar Bira Birlad Biskra Bizerte Bjarmia Black Clobucks Blois Bologna Bordeaux Bornholm Boulogne Bourbon Bourges Brabant Braganza Brandenburg Braunschweig Breda Breisgau Bremen Brescia Bristol Brugge Bryansk Buchan Buhairya Bukhara Bulgar Burgos Burtasy Byzantion Caceres Cadiz Cagliari Cairo Caithness Calatayud Calatrava Canarias Capua Carcassonne Carrick Castellon Castelo Branco Cebta Celle Chaldea Chalkidike Chalons Chandax Charolais Chartres Cheb Chelminskie Chernigov Cherson Chester Chortitza Chud Chur Chuvash Cieszyn Coimbra Compostela Consenza Constantia Constantine Cordoba Corfu Cornouaille Cornwall Corsica Cremona Crimea Csanad Cuenca Cumberland Cyrenaica Czersk Dailam Dal Dalarna Damascus Damman Danzig Darab Darum Dauphine Viennois Deir Delta Demetrias Denia Derbent Derby Desht-i-Kipchak Desmumu Devon Dihistan Dijon Djerba Don portage Dorostotum Dorpat Dorset Dorylaion Druz Dublin Durham Dwin Dyfed 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This is the province of Alexandretta. Alexander sure loved naming cities after himself.
This is the bald angry guy who rules Alexandretta. He is so bald and angry that he is a Kinslayer, and also rules two of the richest provinces in the Middle East. And if his facial hair were continuous I could pretend that he had a Fu Manchu moustache.
On with the show.
Oh and apparently Abydos is strong enough to intimidate small, poor kingdoms now. Small, poor kingdoms like the High Chiefdom of Mecklemburg which gave me 500 ducats for peace, as I requested.
And Johann does battle with the depleted armies of the Emirate of Amman, which were depleted in the earlier battle with the Byzantines we witnessed in the last update. Very convenient!
So convenient even Johann couldn't mess it up.
Yeah, to a Muslim Shiekdom in northern Italy, two years ago.
And that was right quick.
And again, I demanded the maximum sum of money and he paid! Boy it sure feels great to not be the one that is getting on their hands and knees, begging for peace!
Since the acquisition of these two rich provinces are bumping up my demesne count I let go one of my now-poorer provinces to a bald, angry Irishman.
That bald, angry Irishman also happens to be the father of Maredudd O'Brien the Bishop of Albarracin and Alcacer do Sal! And curiously enough when he inherits, he does not become the Bishop of Alcacer do Sal, Albarracin, and Albret, but instead becomes the Count of Albarracin, Alcacer do Sal, and Albret! This has been Game Mechanics Trivia So Trivial It Will Never Affect Anybody's Game With anonymous4401! All this and more in the next thrilling episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
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