1149
To kick off this new update we shall introduce an exciting new feature of Real Men Do It Alphabetically: TurkWatch! The feature that will keep you up to date on whether or not the Seljuk Turks are still so strong that attacking them would be suicide! And as of 1149, the answer to the question is 'Yes!'!
If he were any other son I would not have minded. However, he is none other than the namesake of Werner 'The First' von Habsburg! I cannot let this accusation stand!
Yes, yes I have!
Man, I should go into debt in
real life! Because then I could borrow enough money to fund a kingdom's army instantly without having to pay any of it back, for the price of only a small chance of being excommunicated! Thanks, Crusader Kings!
Man, that Bishop wants to play chess with me, but he always wins! If only I could do something about it...
I know! I'll adopt the principles of Aristotelian Logic! That guy seemed to have it all together! With it this chess-winning bishop will be
no match for me!
Alas, adhering to these principles of inference lead me to the conclusion that as a rebellious vassal it makes no sense to continue being a vassal.
And with leaving the Kingdom of Germany returns my battered legions! The one out of ten men that survived that journey are surely being celebrated across the Duchy!
And the ironclad jaws of logic force my hand: To prevent the possibility of Werner's namesake Werner not being a true von Habsburg must be silenced by silencing the spymistress in the most silent way possible: Killing her. Only this time, unlike every other time I've wanted someone dead, it'll look like an accident! Of old age! Aristotle, you're a
genius!
Sure, it cost me a four-point drop in combined Intrigue score but Aristotle said it's worth it so there.