Being evil to infidels is always cool, hope this war works out so you can grab more land…
Being evil to infidels is always cool, hope this war works out so you can grab more land…
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Chapter 15: Al 'Aqabah
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I also declare war on the Medinan sheikdoms that have established themselves in northeastern France. Yes. Right next to the Germans, who will also be at war with them being my liege, and will also hopefully conquer them and not the other way around.
Meanwhile Welshguy's Acre regiment reaches Al 'Aqabah and begins to siege it immediately.
Since I can't have that, Stefan's regiment arrives to steal it.
And okay that was boring but it was purposefully boring as if there were Medinan regiments anywhere around to make things exciting bad things would have happened.
And how kind of them to be working on a castle that would be finished right after I completed the siege?
And now I ask for peace for 'all' of my treasury. Surprisingly they don't accept.
Yeah I guess when the 'Aqabahns get back from watching the Hungarians and their former Occitan vassals fight in the French Riviera they'll be a fearsome sight to behold.
They want to play hardball, do they? Then I'll play hardball!
Hardball!
Yeah!
Wooooooooooooo! Yeah! C'mon, aren't you excited? Give me something to work with here. I mean, this is exciting, right? Well as exciting as this AAR's going to get. Maybe. Y'know I'm not actually going to take Mecca, just sit outside it until they give in. And there you have it in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
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We're all rendered speechless by your incredible luck. Part of it is good strategy, but your Habsburgs are as lucky as their real counterparts: a nice shiny new castle and conversion to boot.
I see the Al Aquabah regiment has continued its existence after you have taken their homeland. Me, whenever I lost a province to Islam or revolt my regiment from said province always disappeared, whether or not it was on its own or in a stack. It became really tiresome having to save, exit to edit the gamefile to remove their offending regiments. The automatic taking of provinces was another bugbear.
You're fortunate that he ai doesn't use the player exploit and disband the armies in France and magically return home. Now that's another thing; the ai prefers to carry on attacking far distant foes, whilst ignoring an enemy sieging its provinces back home.
Impressive. But I'm happy to see that the financial trick of your usual peaces have not worked this time. You know, I'm a kind of sadistic
Well done, by the way. Great AAR.
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Once again impressive and good work. It seems like nothing is stopping the alphabetical armies now…
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I believe Al Bichri is located quite near another member of the alphabetical empire...your luck is really quite mindblowing. The Medinans will sue for peace soon enough.
I don't have access to the game right now, and won't for another week, so... where IS Al Bichri? I mean, in relation to the rest of the world?
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Sort of near Aintab and Acre, which he conquered earlier, as the map demonstrates.
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Why not just conquer the next provinces on the list till they give in?
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Chapter 16: Al Bichri
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Code:Aargau ✓ Abauj ✓ Abkhazia ✓ Abydos ✓ Achaia ✓ Acre ✓ Adana ✓ Adrianopolis ✓ Agder ✓ Agen ✓ Agrigento ✓ Aintab ✓ Akershus ✓ Al Alamayn ✓ Al Amarah ✓ Al 'Aqabah ✓ Al Bichri Al Djazair Al Habbariyah Al Hasa Al Jawf Al Jazira Al Mafraq Al Miqdadiyah Al Nadjaf Al Nasiryah Åland Alania Albania Albarracin Albret Alcacer do Sal Alcantara Aleppo Alexandretta Alexandria Algeciras Almansa Almeria Altmark Amida Amiens Amisos Amman Ancona Andernach Ångermanland Angouleme Angus Anhalt Ani Anjou Ankyra Annaba Ansbach Anti-Atlas Antiocheia Apulia Aquileia Aracena Aral Ar'ar Arborea Archa Argyll Armagnac Arques Árta Artois Asas Ascalon Asturias de Oviedo Asturias de Santillana Aswan Asyut Atheniai Atholl Atlas Mnt Attaleia Aukshayts Austisland Auvergne Auxerre Avhaz Avranches Az Zarqa Azerbaijan Azov Baalbek Bacs Badajoz Baden Baghdad Bahrein Barcelona Bari Bashkirs Basra Bearn Bedford Beersheb Beirut Bejaija Belgorod Belgrade Beloozero Benevento Benghazi Beni Yanni Bereg Beresty Bergenshus Bern Berwick Besancon Bezhetsky Verh Bihar Bilyar Bira Birlad Biskra Bizerte Bjarmia Black Clobucks Blois Bologna Bordeaux Bornholm Boulogne Bourbon Bourges Brabant Braganza Brandenburg Braunschweig Breda Breisgau Bremen Brescia Bristol Brugge Bryansk Buchan Buhairya Bukhara Bulgar Burgos Burtasy Byzantion Caceres Cadiz Cagliari Cairo Caithness Calatayud Calatrava Canarias Capua Carcassonne Carrick Castellon Castelo Branco Cebta Celle Chaldea Chalkidike Chalons Chandax Charolais Chartres Cheb Chelminskie Chernigov Cherson Chester Chortitza Chud Chur Chuvash Cieszyn Coimbra Compostela Consenza Constantia Constantine Cordoba Corfu Cornouaille Cornwall Corsica Cremona Crimea Csanad Cuenca Cumberland Cyrenaica Czersk Dailam Dal Dalarna Damascus Damman Danzig Darab Darum Dauphine Viennois Deir Delta Demetrias Denia Derbent Derby Desht-i-Kipchak Desmumu Devon Dihistan Dijon Djerba Don portage Dorostotum Dorpat Dorset Dorylaion Druz Dublin Durham Dwin Dyfed Dyrrachion Edessa Eilat El Bierzo El Rif El-Arish Emba Empuries Ephesos Épieros Esfahan Essex Esztergom Eu Euboia Euphrates Evora Evreux Exeter Faereyar Famagusta Farama Faro Fars Feher Fejer Ferrara Fes Fife Figuig Finland Finnveden Firenze Foggia Foix Forcalquier Forez Franken Frisia Fürstenberg Fyn Gabes Gabiyaha Galatia Galaz Galich Galich Mersky Galindia Galloway Galway Gästrikland Gelre Gemer Geneve Genoa Gent Gevaudan Gilan Gizeh Glamorgan Gloucester Gnieznienskie Gorodez Gotland Göttingen Granada Grassland Cheremisa Grisons Guines Gurgan Guria Gwent Gwynedd Hainaut Halland Hålogaland Hälsingland Hama Hamadan Hamburg Hampshire Hanyan Hdemark Hebron Hellas Hendjan Herakleia Hereford Herjedalen Heves Hijaz Hlynov Holland Holstein Homs Hormuz Hradec Kralove Hum Ifni Ikonion Ilam Ile de France Imeretia Infa Innsbruck Irbid Isle of Man Istria Itil Jaca Jacwiez Jaffa Jamtland Jerusalem Jülich Jylland Kabilia Kairwan Kaisereia Kajanaborg Kakheti Kaliopolis Kaliskie Kalmar Län Kama Kaneia Kara-Kum Karbala Karelen Karin Kärnten Kartli Karvuna Kasogs Kemi Kempten Kent Kerak Kerman Kexholm Khopyor Khorasan Khozistan Khwarizm Kiev Kirkuk Kleve Kola Köln Kolomna Koloneia Korchev Korinthos Korsun Kostroma Krain Krakowskie Krizevci Kuban Kufa Kujawy Kuma Kurdistan Kurs Kuwait Kyzikos La Mancha La Marche Labourd Laigin Lancaster Laodikeia Lappland Laristan Lausitz Lecce Leicester Leiningen Lemdiyya Leon Leon Leptis Magna Lesbos Lettigalians Liberec Liege Limisol Limousin Lincoln Lisboa Livorno Livs Lleida Lombardia Loon Lorraine Lothian Lower Dniepr Lower Don Lower Silesia Lower Volga Lübeck Lubusz Lucca Lukomorie Lüneburg Luristan Lusignan Lut Luxembourg Lykandos Lykia Lyon Lyubech Maan Macon Madaba Mahdia Maine Mainz Malaga Mallorca Malta Mangyshlak Mantua Manupura Manych Mar Marienburg Marmaros Marrakech Massat Maverannahr Mayo Mazandaran Mecca Mecklemburg Medelpad Medina Medjerda Meissen Melitene Memel Menorca Mertola Merv Merya Mesembria Mesopotamia Messina Methone Metz Mide Minsk Modena Molina Monemvasia Monferrato Monreal Montpellier Morava Moray Mordva Moskva Mosul Mountain Cheremisa Mozhaysk Mstislavl Münster Murcia Murom Mzab Naissus Nantes Napoli Narbonne Närke Narva Nassau Naumadal Navarra Naxos Negev Neuchatel Nevers Nice Niebla Niederbayern Nikaea Nikomedeia Nikopolis Nishapur Nisibin Nitra Nizhny Novgorod Nordgau Norfolk North Dvina Northampton Northumberland Novgorod Novgorod Seversky Nubia Nürnberg Nyland Oberbayern Ochrid Oka Öland Oldenburg Oleshye Olvia Onega Onega Opava Opole Oppland Orania Orava Orbetello Orkney Orleans Oromieh Orsha Orvieto Ösel Osnabrück Osraige Österbotten Östergötland Österreich Ostfriesland Ostrava Oxford Padova Palermo Palmyra Paphlagonia Parma Passau Pavia Pecs Pelusia Penthievre Peremyshl Peresechen Pereyaslavl Pereyaslavl Zalessky Perfeddwlad Perigord Pest Petra Pfalz Philippopolis Piemonte Pinsk Piombino Pksov Plasencia Plauen Plock Plzen Podlasie Poitiers Polotsk Porto Powys Poznanskie Praha Pressburg Pronsk Provence Prusa Qazwin Qohistan Qom Quattara Quena Qwivir Ragusa Rama Rashka Ravenna Rayy Reggio Reims Rennes Reval Rhodos Rioja Rogaland Roma Romny Rosello Ross Rostock Rostov Rouergue Rügen Rummah Ryazan Ryn Desert Sacz Safed Saintois Saintonge Salamanca Salerno Salisbury Saluces Salzburg Sambia Samos Samoyeds Sandomierskie Santiago Saray Saris Sarkel Sarpa Sarqihya Satakunta Savoie Savolaks Scalovia Schwaben Schwyz Seleukeia Semender Senj Senoussi Sens Serdica Severin Sevilla Sharukan Shemakha Shetland Shiraz Shirvan Shrewsbury Siena Sieradzko-Leczyckie Silves Sinai Sinjar Sinope Siracusa Sistan Sjaelland Skåne Slesvig Sligo Slupsk Småland Smolensk Smyrna Snassen Södermanland Somerset Sopron Soria Southern Ural Sozopolis Split Spoleto St. Gallen Starya Russa Steiermark Stettin Sticht Strathclyde Strymon Sudan Sudovia Suenik Suffolk Sugrov Sundgau Surrey Sussex Sutherland Suwaida Suzdal Syria Syrj Syrt Syrte Szekelyföld Szekezfehervar Tabaristan Tabriz Tabuk Tadmor Tana Tangiers Tao Taranto Taron Tarragona Tarsos Tavasts Telemark Tell Atlas Tell Bashir Teluch Temes Terebovl Terra Incognita Tharasset Theodosia Theodosiopolis Thessalia Thessalonike Thouars Thrake Thüringen Tiberias Tigris Tir Connail Tir Eoghain Tirgoviste Tirol Tlemcen Tmutarakan Tobruk Toledo Torki Tortosa Torzhok Toulouse Tourraine Trans-portage Trapani Trapezous Trencín Trent Treviso Tripoli Tripolitana Trøndelag Troyes Tuadmumu Tunis Turkmen Turnu Turov Tver Tyana Tyrnovo Tyrus Uglich Ugra Ulaid Ulm Unused Upper Silesia Uppland Urbino Urgell Urmumu Usora Usti nad Labem Usturt Uzens Valais Valencia Valladolid Vannes Varadzin Värmland Vas Vaspurakan Västerbotten Västergötland Västmanland Veglia Velikiye Luki Veliky Ustug Venaissin Vendome Venezia Verdun Vermandois Verona Vestfold Vestisland Vexin Viborg Vidin Viken Viscaya Vitebsk Viviers Vladimir Vladimir Volynsky Vodi Vologda Votyaki Vyazma Warwick Weimar Werle West Dvina Western Isles Westfriesland Westmorland Wolgast Württemberg Yaik Yaroslavl Yatvyagi Yazd Yegorlyk York Yperen Zachlumia Zadar Zagreb Zamora Zaozerye Zaragoza Zeeland Zemigalians Zeta Zhmud Zyriane
But who cares about all that crap? On to whatever we're still doing!
Hehe look at those Thessalonikans, all warring it up with the Byzantines.
And my Bishop of Abauj is excommunicated?
Well at least that was easy to fix. UNLIMITED POWER!
YES, POWER! AND HARDBALL! LET'S PLAY HARDBALL MECCA!
NOTHING SAYS PLAYING HARDBALL THAN OFFERING UP YOUR ENTIRE REAL TREASURY FOR PEACE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO TAKE THAT, MEDINA? WELL, ARE YA?
To be honest, I was actually hoping they would.
Meanwhile, Germany's doing an all-right job of taking down those French Muslim provinces
And the Scandinavians have a fraternal slapfight.
And Sicily is saved! Eat it, Islam!
Which in this case means that three out of the five provinces of Sicily are in Christian hands, as opposed to two. Yeah! Eat it!
That's right, Islam! I shall repeat my instructions for eating 'it' a third time right here in this signoff, as that is how vast my contempt for you in this failure to keep Sicily no more than 40% Christian is! Now would you please please please take all my money for peace I'm begging you. Don't miss the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
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