Sports team of the University of Utah. Dunno what they were doing in Aargau, though.Originally Posted by phargle
Sports team of the University of Utah. Dunno what they were doing in Aargau, though.Originally Posted by phargle
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So trueOriginally Posted by Kurt_Steiner
Back to Norway you go. Or is it Sweden? Who cares, may the letters guide you.




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Two what? What was that word?Originally Posted by Morpheus506
What word?
Two what?
What?
Did you say utes?
Yeah, two utes.
What is a ute?







Actually I had a teacher called Ute
She must have been a witch!
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Originally Posted by phargle
A deyah. Ya'ah precious litel deyah, ya put ya litel deyah lips down ta tha cool, cleyah watah.
BAM!!!
A fuggin' bullet rips off parta ya head!A great movie. Not that I understood wtf you were talking about the first time, either. . .I've never in a game ever needed the measily +.5% to loyalty saving on scutage gives you. Does it really make their armies noticably bigger?Originally Posted by AAR
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I moved scutage around during my most recent game, but I played it a few months ago so I can't remember what it did.
Moved scutage. Scutaged. I scutaged around.




Adjusted your shield tax. Use the common term for scutage - it's easier that way.Originally Posted by phargle
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Originally Posted by phargle
are you by any chance a scutaneer?
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Chapter 12: Akershus
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer redistributed socialistically from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
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Code:Aargau ✓ Abauj ✓ Abkhazia ✓ Abydos ✓ Achaia ✓ Acre ✓ Adana ✓ Adrianopolis ✓ Agder ✓ Agen ✓ Agrigento ✓ Aintab ✓ Akershus Al Alamayn Al Amarah Al 'Aqabah Al Bichri Al Djazair Al Habbariyah Al Hasa Al Jawf Al Jazira Al Mafraq Al Miqdadiyah Al Nadjaf Al Nasiryah Åland Alania Albania Albarracin Albret Alcacer do Sal Alcantara Aleppo Alexandretta Alexandria Algeciras Almansa Almeria Altmark Amida Amiens Amisos Amman Ancona Andernach Ångermanland Angouleme Angus Anhalt Ani Anjou Ankyra Annaba Ansbach Anti-Atlas Antiocheia Apulia Aquileia Aracena Aral Ar'ar Arborea Archa Argyll Armagnac Arques Árta Artois Asas Ascalon Asturias de Oviedo Asturias de Santillana Aswan Asyut Atheniai Atholl Atlas Mnt Attaleia Aukshayts Austisland Auvergne Auxerre Avhaz Avranches Az Zarqa Azerbaijan Azov Baalbek Bacs Badajoz Baden Baghdad Bahrein Barcelona Bari Bashkirs Basra Bearn Bedford Beersheb Beirut Bejaija Belgorod Belgrade Beloozero Benevento Benghazi Beni Yanni Bereg Beresty Bergenshus Bern Berwick Besancon Bezhetsky Verh Bihar Bilyar Bira Birlad Biskra Bizerte Bjarmia Black Clobucks Blois Bologna Bordeaux Bornholm Boulogne Bourbon Bourges Brabant Braganza Brandenburg Braunschweig Breda Breisgau Bremen Brescia Bristol Brugge Bryansk Buchan Buhairya Bukhara Bulgar Burgos Burtasy Byzantion Caceres Cadiz Cagliari Cairo Caithness Calatayud Calatrava Canarias Capua Carcassonne Carrick Castellon Castelo Branco Cebta Celle Chaldea Chalkidike Chalons Chandax Charolais Chartres Cheb Chelminskie Chernigov Cherson Chester Chortitza Chud Chur Chuvash Cieszyn Coimbra Compostela Consenza Constantia Constantine Cordoba Corfu Cornouaille Cornwall Corsica Cremona Crimea Csanad Cuenca Cumberland Cyrenaica Czersk Dailam Dal Dalarna Damascus Damman Danzig Darab Darum Dauphine Viennois Deir Delta Demetrias Denia Derbent Derby Desht-i-Kipchak Desmumu Devon Dihistan Dijon Djerba Don portage Dorostotum Dorpat Dorset Dorylaion Druz Dublin Durham Dwin Dyfed Dyrrachion Edessa Eilat El Bierzo El Rif El-Arish Emba Empuries Ephesos Épieros Esfahan Essex Esztergom Eu Euboia Euphrates Evora Evreux Exeter Faereyar Famagusta Farama Faro Fars Feher Fejer Ferrara Fes Fife Figuig Finland Finnveden Firenze Foggia Foix Forcalquier Forez Franken Frisia Fürstenberg Fyn Gabes Gabiyaha Galatia Galaz Galich Galich Mersky Galindia Galloway Galway Gästrikland Gelre Gemer Geneve Genoa Gent Gevaudan Gilan Gizeh Glamorgan Gloucester Gnieznienskie Gorodez Gotland Göttingen Granada Grassland Cheremisa Grisons Guines Gurgan Guria Gwent Gwynedd Hainaut Halland Hålogaland Hälsingland Hama Hamadan Hamburg Hampshire Hanyan Hdemark Hebron Hellas Hendjan Herakleia Hereford Herjedalen Heves Hijaz Hlynov Holland Holstein Homs Hormuz Hradec Kralove Hum Ifni Ikonion Ilam Ile de France Imeretia Infa Innsbruck Irbid Isle of Man Istria Itil Jaca Jacwiez Jaffa Jamtland Jerusalem Jülich Jylland Kabilia Kairwan Kaisereia Kajanaborg Kakheti Kaliopolis Kaliskie Kalmar Län Kama Kaneia Kara-Kum Karbala Karelen Karin Kärnten Kartli Karvuna Kasogs Kemi Kempten Kent Kerak Kerman Kexholm Khopyor Khorasan Khozistan Khwarizm Kiev Kirkuk Kleve Kola Köln Kolomna Koloneia Korchev Korinthos Korsun Kostroma Krain Krakowskie Krizevci Kuban Kufa Kujawy Kuma Kurdistan Kurs Kuwait Kyzikos La Mancha La Marche Labourd Laigin Lancaster Laodikeia Lappland Laristan Lausitz Lecce Leicester Leiningen Lemdiyya Leon Leon Leptis Magna Lesbos Lettigalians Liberec Liege Limisol Limousin Lincoln Lisboa Livorno Livs Lleida Lombardia Loon Lorraine Lothian Lower Dniepr Lower Don Lower Silesia Lower Volga Lübeck Lubusz Lucca Lukomorie Lüneburg Luristan Lusignan Lut Luxembourg Lykandos Lykia Lyon Lyubech Maan Macon Madaba Mahdia Maine Mainz Malaga Mallorca Malta Mangyshlak Mantua Manupura Manych Mar Marienburg Marmaros Marrakech Massat Maverannahr Mayo Mazandaran Mecca Mecklemburg Medelpad Medina Medjerda Meissen Melitene Memel Menorca Mertola Merv Merya Mesembria Mesopotamia Messina Methone Metz Mide Minsk Modena Molina Monemvasia 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Quattara Quena Qwivir Ragusa Rama Rashka Ravenna Rayy Reggio Reims Rennes Reval Rhodos Rioja Rogaland Roma Romny Rosello Ross Rostock Rostov Rouergue Rügen Rummah Ryazan Ryn Desert Sacz Safed Saintois Saintonge Salamanca Salerno Salisbury Saluces Salzburg Sambia Samos Samoyeds Sandomierskie Santiago Saray Saris Sarkel Sarpa Sarqihya Satakunta Savoie Savolaks Scalovia Schwaben Schwyz Seleukeia Semender Senj Senoussi Sens Serdica Severin Sevilla Sharukan Shemakha Shetland Shiraz Shirvan Shrewsbury Siena Sieradzko-Leczyckie Silves Sinai Sinjar Sinope Siracusa Sistan Sjaelland Skåne Slesvig Sligo Slupsk Småland Smolensk Smyrna Snassen Södermanland Somerset Sopron Soria Southern Ural Sozopolis Split Spoleto St. Gallen Starya Russa Steiermark Stettin Sticht Strathclyde Strymon Sudan Sudovia Suenik Suffolk Sugrov Sundgau Surrey Sussex Sutherland Suwaida Suzdal Syria Syrj Syrt Syrte Szekelyföld Szekezfehervar Tabaristan Tabriz Tabuk Tadmor Tana Tangiers Tao Taranto Taron Tarragona Tarsos Tavasts Telemark Tell Atlas Tell Bashir Teluch Temes Terebovl Terra Incognita Tharasset Theodosia Theodosiopolis Thessalia Thessalonike Thouars Thrake Thüringen Tiberias Tigris Tir Connail Tir Eoghain Tirgoviste Tirol Tlemcen Tmutarakan Tobruk Toledo Torki Tortosa Torzhok Toulouse Tourraine Trans-portage Trapani Trapezous Trencín Trent Treviso Tripoli Tripolitana Trøndelag Troyes Tuadmumu Tunis Turkmen Turnu Turov Tver Tyana Tyrnovo Tyrus Uglich Ugra Ulaid Ulm Unused Upper Silesia Uppland Urbino Urgell Urmumu Usora Usti nad Labem Usturt Uzens Valais Valencia Valladolid Vannes Varadzin Värmland Vas Vaspurakan Västerbotten Västergötland Västmanland Veglia Velikiye Luki Veliky Ustug Venaissin Vendome Venezia Verdun Vermandois Verona Vestfold Vestisland Vexin Viborg Vidin Viken Viscaya Vitebsk Viviers Vladimir Vladimir Volynsky Vodi Vologda Votyaki Vyazma Warwick Weimar Werle West Dvina Western Isles Westfriesland Westmorland Wolgast Württemberg Yaik Yaroslavl Yatvyagi Yazd Yegorlyk York Yperen Zachlumia Zadar Zagreb Zamora Zaozerye Zaragoza Zeeland Zemigalians Zeta Zhmud Zyriane
This is the County of Akershus. It used to be the capital of the Kingdom of Norway.
I assume the King gave it to his son for some reason. I don't care what the reason, as it is a good thing, for a one-province county means that it will be annexed the minute it is occupied!
Anyways, this is Heinrich d'Ardennes, King of Germany. His excommunication does not bode well for the future integrity of the German state.
But who cares about something so boring? Extra tolls were collected at the harbor, which equivalates to about half a month of income! Hooray!
And remember those Aleppoaandas that we took more than a thousand ducats from? Well since we were at war with them the Germans were at war with them, and how! But the brave Aleppoans faced the odds
And amazingly defeated two armies that were much larger than theirs!
Nothing like watching the Aleppoans finally succumb to the weight of massively superior numbers to fire up the old drive!
And Aleppo falls to the Duchy of Meissen. I've always hated those guys.
And I've always hated the fact that my court hasn't yet been flooded with literally dozens of Celtic refugees that take the court positions that should have gone to proud Germans! Well good thing then!
Of course I could have used a 17-stewardship refugee much more than a 17-intrigue one. It's not like I can kill my way to getting Akershus. Well I can but that's killing the soldiers of both the enemy and myself, and that doesn't count!
THOSE CELTS ARE TAKING OUR JOBS! The Bretagne have both the Chancelloress and the Duchess spot, a Scotswoman is the Spy Mistress, a Welshman is the Diocese Bishop, and his son who is also Welsh will soon be the Marshal. And the rest of my court is filled with Irish, some of whom have children that die of illnesses and none of whom are useful at all. The answer will be revealed in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
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I laugh just knowing you have to conquer Akershus. Those thousand ducats you got are going to go bye-bye.









Real Men Don't Care...Originally Posted by phargle
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Yeah! They don't even spell it Meissen - it's like MeiBen or M31EeN or something equally Germanic and designed to make life easy on the engineers but not the consumers!Originally Posted by anonymous4401
Er, Stronganon, it looks like you mispelt jorbs there.THOSE CELTS ARE TAKING OUR JOBS!
They're taking our beer!And the rest of my court is filled with Irish, some of whom have children that die of illnesses and none of whom are useful at all.
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Here's hoping Stefan has a son who does not need the early attention of stairs. I think there's a very good reason that the Celts are taking all the plum jobs with the Duke of Abydos. They all want to work for A Real Man. You are in need of a good steward. One of those Muslim Aleppoans is sure to turn up with the requisite skill level.