Real Men Do It Alphabetically: An AARgau
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Bloody daughter creating trouble like that, something needs to be done. I also agree that a new policy is needed, one that stop daughters from creating trouble for their father when he is on campaign.
You're not worried Greekness might be a handicap worse even than Hungarianness?Perhaps you can take Nikomedia more quickly than they can Adrianople and so win the province of your dreams.
Real Men Are Just Fooling The Enemy By Losing Battles And So Concealing Their True Strength... 
Just wanted to say I loved your AAR...just finished reading the whole thing, start to finish. I especially enjoyed seeing Fredrich Goseck, who was your marshall before being mauled by a boar...because he is the 6-year-old count of Anhalt in my story, "We're On a Mission from God...Don't Tell the Pope."
Keep up the great work!
Keep up the great work!
Adrian's Fall.
Take that, you Adrians! You work for me now! The path to the rest of the As will be through ground soaked with Adrian blood! And of course Aargauan, Abydosan, Abkhazian, Achaian, Acrean, and Adanan blood as well, and also whatever other A provinces are picked up along the way. But not Abauj because it's so poor haha. Also the title of this update is a pun. You'll never believe the way it ends in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
Chapter 7: Adrianopolis
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer assigned uncaringly from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
1131
Well we may have lost that battle and the Adrians may be quickly retaking their province, but we have nothing to fear, for the Germans are here! That's right, the thousand legions of the German empire descend upon Thrace, readying their swords and preparing to-
let the Adrians recapture Adrianopolis
and do nothing while sitting pretty in Abydos.
Well except for one of the German regiments that got lost and accidentally battled the Adrians. And I really do mean that literally.
Because the battle didn't last long as they just walked on through. But the Adrians were still weakened, so I took the opportunity.
Rematch time!
It's certainly going much better.
And victory, so sweet!
Adrian is unretakened, and I notice the Germans crushing the Nikomedeians through sheer bodyweight alone in the east.
With this in mind, the Nikomedeians are more than happy to settle for the loss of Adrianopolis.
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer assigned uncaringly from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
1131
Well we may have lost that battle and the Adrians may be quickly retaking their province, but we have nothing to fear, for the Germans are here! That's right, the thousand legions of the German empire descend upon Thrace, readying their swords and preparing to-
let the Adrians recapture Adrianopolis
and do nothing while sitting pretty in Abydos.
Well except for one of the German regiments that got lost and accidentally battled the Adrians. And I really do mean that literally.
Because the battle didn't last long as they just walked on through. But the Adrians were still weakened, so I took the opportunity.
Rematch time!
It's certainly going much better.
And victory, so sweet!
Adrian is unretakened, and I notice the Germans crushing the Nikomedeians through sheer bodyweight alone in the east.
With this in mind, the Nikomedeians are more than happy to settle for the loss of Adrianopolis.
Take that, you Adrians! You work for me now! The path to the rest of the As will be through ground soaked with Adrian blood! And of course Aargauan, Abydosan, Abkhazian, Achaian, Acrean, and Adanan blood as well, and also whatever other A provinces are picked up along the way. But not Abauj because it's so poor haha. Also the title of this update is a pun. You'll never believe the way it ends in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
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Those Germans really helped out. That was lucky. On to Agder, somewhere in Norway, wherever that is .. ruled by someone of Hungarian extraction. But not that that will save them.
Hasn't Abauj recovered from the assorted plagues visited upon it?
Hasn't Abauj recovered from the assorted plagues visited upon it?
The Niko/Adrians yield. Let the scattered empire prosper. Must've cost Germany a fortune just to show up.
anonymous4401 said:
What I appreciate about these graphics AARs is the great care employed in word choice.
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