"I reject your reality and substitutes my own."Originally Posted by Kurt_Steiner
No. Real Men Don't Cheat. Real Men Adjust Reality to Their Needs. So simple.
"I reject your reality and substitutes my own."No. Real Men Don't Cheat. Real Men Adjust Reality to Their Needs. So simple.
Repress Your Anger
Think Negatively
Be a Good Blamer
And Throttle Your Inner Child
Not really.
"Your reality is not the perfect one. Let me help you"
"Pequeño Padawan Kurtizacoal, por qué me has salido tan cabrón?" - me dijo mi Maestro.
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I was wrong this AAR does lead to 'deep' philosophical discussions. now where well this train of thought lead to and will the writer of this here AAR solve the question of reality? or is he himself a figment of a derangend imagination?
Mediiiiiiiiic!!
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Nurse...
I think I'm ready for my sponge bath now...
The ai reaction is almost human. It's even logical. We cannot beat the Seljuk, let's beat up on someone we can and give our troops some battle experience they'll need for the Seljuks.
I can almost "hear" the groan annonymous 4401 must have let out and the vocabulary that can't be printed which must have followed. The famous "you cannot be serious, man!" probably does not even come close. The Real Man will now do what every other mortal does in the face of such computerised tyranny and build up an overwhelming force and return with the immortal if corny, "I'll be back!".
At this rate, you may yet vanquish the As. So now it's on to...Norway? Talk about far-flung.
Chapter 7: Adrianopolis
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer assigned uncaringly from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
1129-1130
Well that certainly was fun, wasn't it? Taking a province from a religious enemy is always fun. No fussy paperwork or anything! But the next province certainly won't be fun. Or will it? What is the province you ask? It's the next one on the list of course.
Code:Aargau ✓ Abauj ✓ Abkhazia ✓ Abydos ✓ Achaia ✓ Acre ✓ Adana ✓ Adrianopolis Agder Agen Agrigento Aintab Akershus Al Alamayn Al Amarah Al 'Aqabah Al Bichri Al Djazair Al Habbariyah Al Hasa Al Jawf Al Jazira Al Mafraq Al Miqdadiyah Al Nadjaf Al Nasiryah Åland Alania Albania Albarracin Albret Alcacer do Sal Alcantara Aleppo Alexandretta Alexandria Algeciras Almansa Almeria Altmark Amida Amiens Amisos Amman Ancona Andernach Ångermanland Angouleme Angus Anhalt Ani Anjou Ankyra Annaba Ansbach Anti-Atlas Antiocheia Apulia Aquileia Aracena Aral Ar'ar Arborea Archa Argyll Armagnac Arques Árta Artois Asas Ascalon Asturias de Oviedo Asturias de Santillana Aswan Asyut Atheniai Atholl Atlas Mnt Attaleia Aukshayts Austisland Auvergne Auxerre Avhaz Avranches Az Zarqa Azerbaijan Azov Baalbek Bacs Badajoz Baden Baghdad Bahrein Barcelona Bari Bashkirs Basra Bearn Bedford Beersheb Beirut Bejaija Belgorod Belgrade Beloozero Benevento Benghazi Beni Yanni Bereg Beresty Bergenshus Bern Berwick Besancon Bezhetsky Verh Bihar Bilyar Bira Birlad Biskra Bizerte Bjarmia Black Clobucks Blois Bologna Bordeaux Bornholm Boulogne Bourbon Bourges Brabant Braganza Brandenburg Braunschweig Breda Breisgau Bremen Brescia Bristol Brugge Bryansk Buchan Buhairya Bukhara Bulgar Burgos Burtasy Byzantion Caceres Cadiz Cagliari Cairo Caithness Calatayud Calatrava Canarias Capua Carcassonne Carrick Castellon Castelo Branco Cebta Celle Chaldea Chalkidike Chalons Chandax Charolais Chartres Cheb Chelminskie Chernigov Cherson Chester Chortitza Chud Chur Chuvash Cieszyn Coimbra Compostela Consenza Constantia Constantine Cordoba Corfu Cornouaille Cornwall Corsica Cremona Crimea Csanad Cuenca Cumberland Cyrenaica Czersk Dailam Dal Dalarna Damascus Damman Danzig Darab Darum Dauphine Viennois Deir Delta Demetrias Denia Derbent Derby Desht-i-Kipchak Desmumu Devon Dihistan Dijon Djerba Don portage Dorostotum Dorpat Dorset Dorylaion Druz Dublin Durham Dwin Dyfed Dyrrachion Edessa Eilat El Bierzo El Rif El-Arish Emba Empuries Ephesos Épieros Esfahan Essex Esztergom Eu Euboia Euphrates Evora Evreux Exeter Faereyar Famagusta Farama Faro Fars Feher Fejer Ferrara Fes Fife Figuig Finland Finnveden Firenze Foggia Foix Forcalquier Forez Franken Frisia Fürstenberg Fyn Gabes Gabiyaha Galatia Galaz Galich Galich Mersky Galindia Galloway Galway Gästrikland Gelre Gemer Geneve Genoa Gent Gevaudan Gilan Gizeh Glamorgan Gloucester Gnieznienskie Gorodez Gotland Göttingen Granada Grassland Cheremisa Grisons Guines Gurgan Guria Gwent Gwynedd Hainaut Halland Hålogaland Hälsingland Hama Hamadan Hamburg Hampshire Hanyan Hdemark Hebron Hellas Hendjan Herakleia Hereford Herjedalen Heves Hijaz Hlynov Holland Holstein Homs Hormuz Hradec Kralove Hum Ifni Ikonion Ilam Ile de France Imeretia Infa Innsbruck Irbid Isle of Man Istria Itil Jaca Jacwiez Jaffa Jamtland Jerusalem Jülich Jylland Kabilia Kairwan Kaisereia Kajanaborg Kakheti Kaliopolis Kaliskie Kalmar Län Kama Kaneia Kara-Kum Karbala Karelen Karin Kärnten Kartli Karvuna Kasogs Kemi Kempten Kent Kerak Kerman Kexholm Khopyor Khorasan Khozistan Khwarizm Kiev Kirkuk Kleve Kola Köln Kolomna Koloneia Korchev Korinthos Korsun Kostroma Krain Krakowskie Krizevci Kuban Kufa Kujawy Kuma Kurdistan Kurs Kuwait Kyzikos La Mancha La Marche Labourd Laigin Lancaster Laodikeia Lappland Laristan Lausitz Lecce Leicester Leiningen Lemdiyya Leon Leon Leptis Magna Lesbos Lettigalians Liberec Liege Limisol Limousin Lincoln Lisboa Livorno Livs Lleida Lombardia Loon Lorraine Lothian Lower Dniepr Lower Don Lower Silesia Lower Volga Lübeck Lubusz Lucca Lukomorie Lüneburg Luristan Lusignan Lut Luxembourg Lykandos Lykia Lyon Lyubech Maan Macon Madaba Mahdia Maine Mainz Malaga Mallorca Malta Mangyshlak Mantua Manupura Manych Mar Marienburg Marmaros Marrakech Massat Maverannahr Mayo Mazandaran Mecca Mecklemburg Medelpad Medina Medjerda Meissen Melitene Memel Menorca Mertola Merv Merya Mesembria Mesopotamia Messina Methone Metz Mide Minsk Modena Molina Monemvasia Monferrato Monreal Montpellier Morava Moray Mordva Moskva Mosul Mountain Cheremisa Mozhaysk Mstislavl Münster Murcia Murom Mzab Naissus Nantes Napoli Narbonne Närke Narva Nassau Naumadal Navarra Naxos Negev Neuchatel Nevers Nice Niebla Niederbayern Nikaea Nikomedeia Nikopolis Nishapur Nisibin Nitra Nizhny Novgorod Nordgau Norfolk North Dvina Northampton Northumberland Novgorod Novgorod Seversky Nubia Nürnberg Nyland Oberbayern Ochrid Oka Öland Oldenburg Oleshye Olvia Onega Onega Opava Opole Oppland Orania Orava Orbetello Orkney Orleans Oromieh Orsha Orvieto Ösel Osnabrück Osraige Österbotten Östergötland Österreich Ostfriesland Ostrava Oxford Padova Palermo Palmyra Paphlagonia Parma Passau Pavia Pecs Pelusia Penthievre Peremyshl Peresechen Pereyaslavl Pereyaslavl Zalessky Perfeddwlad Perigord Pest Petra Pfalz Philippopolis Piemonte Pinsk Piombino Pksov Plasencia Plauen Plock Plzen Podlasie Poitiers Polotsk Porto Powys Poznanskie Praha Pressburg Pronsk Provence Prusa Qazwin Qohistan Qom Quattara Quena Qwivir Ragusa Rama Rashka Ravenna Rayy Reggio Reims Rennes Reval Rhodos Rioja Rogaland Roma Romny Rosello Ross Rostock Rostov Rouergue Rügen Rummah Ryazan Ryn Desert Sacz Safed Saintois Saintonge Salamanca Salerno Salisbury Saluces Salzburg Sambia Samos Samoyeds Sandomierskie Santiago Saray Saris Sarkel Sarpa Sarqihya Satakunta Savoie Savolaks Scalovia Schwaben Schwyz Seleukeia Semender Senj Senoussi Sens Serdica Severin Sevilla Sharukan Shemakha Shetland Shiraz Shirvan Shrewsbury Siena Sieradzko-Leczyckie Silves Sinai Sinjar Sinope Siracusa Sistan Sjaelland Skåne Slesvig Sligo Slupsk Småland Smolensk Smyrna Snassen Södermanland Somerset Sopron Soria Southern Ural Sozopolis Split Spoleto St. Gallen Starya Russa Steiermark Stettin Sticht Strathclyde Strymon Sudan Sudovia Suenik Suffolk Sugrov Sundgau Surrey Sussex Sutherland Suwaida Suzdal Syria Syrj Syrt Syrte Szekelyföld Szekezfehervar Tabaristan Tabriz Tabuk Tadmor Tana Tangiers Tao Taranto Taron Tarragona Tarsos Tavasts Telemark Tell Atlas Tell Bashir Teluch Temes Terebovl Terra Incognita Tharasset Theodosia Theodosiopolis Thessalia Thessalonike Thouars Thrake Thüringen Tiberias Tigris Tir Connail Tir Eoghain Tirgoviste Tirol Tlemcen Tmutarakan Tobruk Toledo Torki Tortosa Torzhok Toulouse Tourraine Trans-portage Trapani Trapezous Trencín Trent Treviso Tripoli Tripolitana Trøndelag Troyes Tuadmumu Tunis Turkmen Turnu Turov Tver Tyana Tyrnovo Tyrus Uglich Ugra Ulaid Ulm Unused Upper Silesia Uppland Urbino Urgell Urmumu Usora Usti nad Labem Usturt Uzens Valais Valencia Valladolid Vannes Varadzin Värmland Vas Vaspurakan Västerbotten Västergötland Västmanland Veglia Velikiye Luki Veliky Ustug Venaissin Vendome Venezia Verdun Vermandois Verona Vestfold Vestisland Vexin Viborg Vidin Viken Viscaya Vitebsk Viviers Vladimir Vladimir Volynsky Vodi Vologda Votyaki Vyazma Warwick Weimar Werle West Dvina Western Isles Westfriesland Westmorland Wolgast Württemberg Yaik Yaroslavl Yatvyagi Yazd Yegorlyk York Yperen Zachlumia Zadar Zagreb Zamora Zaozerye Zaragoza Zeeland Zemigalians Zeta Zhmud Zyriane
This is the province of Adrianopolis. It's pretty good.
This is the Count of Adrianopolis. His liege is the Byzantine Emperor himself, who is still Drago Cherven even after all these years.
This is the Principality of Adrianopolis. The County of Adrianopolis is unfortunately not a part of it. Very unfortunately.
But before we get on to that there's still some unfinished business left with the Abbasids.
And that Teluch place I forgot about.
These peace offers total about two years' worth of income for me.
What's this? The regiment of Aargau heading towards Byzantion already?
And what's this? An independent County of Danzig surrounded by the Kingdom of Poland ruled by an Irishman? Yeah that has nothing to do with the previous. I just wanted to show it because it was weird.
And always looking ahead, I claim Agen, which is two spaces after Adrianopolis.
The regiments of Acre and Abkhazia move towards Byzantion and Adrianopolis as well.
Why are the best regiments of the Alphabetical Empire converging on Nikodemeia so soon? Does anonymous4401 really have a plan or will he just be attacking the entire Byzantine Empire foolishly? And why is an Irishman ruling Danzig for no reason at all? You'll never believe the way it ends in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
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The byzantines are going to really regret ever hearing the name Hapsburg, let alone allowing them to occupy any nearby provinces.
Be! Aggressive! Be! Be! Aggressive !
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Let's see.
We have the Army of the Alphabetical Empire on the move.
We have an Irishman with a German surname ruling in Danzig.
That means a World War.
All this Irish fuss is just to take our attention to the surname... Germans... Danzig... World War Two, Scooby Doo...
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Real Men Are Not Called Adrian...
"May the Earth tremble with Beer... euh, Fear"
"Never change a winning avatar..."
"Si hoc legere scis, nimium eruditionis habes."
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Any reference to Faith No More?
Don't remember the name. Not the band though :I. Was some corny film about cheerleading.
Last edited by Dysken; 20-04-2007 at 14:03.
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Handy to know that the Count of Danzig only has a daughter. Now if you could only get to Danzig before she turn 16 - Fat chance I know. A nice little earner from the bassids. What did you spend the loot on?
Adrianople is not going to just fall into your hands, though if they are still fighting the Seljuks, they might look the other way. The County may just break away. You can't be that lucky, can you?
Yup...
EDIT: lyrics of 'Be Aggressive'
I started this
It's all for me
What's yours is yours and mine is mine
That's plain to see
So give it up
I've got to have
I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW
Be aggressive
B-e aggressive
B-e a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e
What someone else
Would leave behind
And spit it out, let go to waste
I claim is mine
You're my flavor of the week
I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW
Tall and reckless
Ugly seed
Reach down my throat
You filthy bird
That's all I need
This empty pit
I've got to feed
To prove I'm fit
A healthy man I've got to be
Malnutrition, my submission
You're the master
And I take it on my knees
Ejaculation
Tribulation
I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW
Be aggressive
B-e aggressive
B-e a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e
Go, fight, go, fight, go, fight, win
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"May the Earth tremble with Beer... euh, Fear"
"Never change a winning avatar..."
"Si hoc legere scis, nimium eruditionis habes."
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...and to think that I hadn't actually read a CK AAR before this, despite loving CK.
What a way to enter the CK AAR world.
This is fantastic...
*subscribes*
Great. a, those lyrics don't have what he said, and b, now Anon needs a rating at the front. Still not as bad as Carthade
Putting down revolting provinces to earn Byzantine gratitude so they won't mind as much when you take 60 years to marry into the Adrianopolis line?
j.
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Great. a, those lyrics don't have what he said, and b, now Anon needs a rating at the front. Still not as bad as Carthade
...
I'm amazed that it took the mods that long to notice that thread. That has to be the most... ahem... odd thread I have ever seen in these forums, period, bar none. Compared to that, the rather adult-themed song is absolutely nothing.
...wow...
What about earning OUR gratitude so WE don't mind 60 years of waiting?
Putting down revolting provinces to earn Byzantine gratitude so they won't mind as much when you take 60 years to marry into the Adrianopolis line?
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