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But I didn't want nor deserved the win phargle. I only won because voting took place a month and a half after your last update and AARland's attention span is short and stupid. :(

But what is true is that this is the longest AAR in the CK forum now! Boy did that sneak up on me.
 
Chasing Amisos.

Chapter 39: Amisos

As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.

(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer copied poorly from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))




1174-1175


Code:
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This is the province of Amisos. It's Greek and has a Medium Castle.


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This is the ruler of the independent Principality of Athenai, one of the strongest former Byzantine vassals. For decades I watched them hoping that they'd readmit themselves back into the fold, giving the Byzantines a much-needed boost against those Seljuks!


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Well time to claim. Fun fact: The first time I tried this I claimed Atheniai, then kept getting confused when every time I negotiated for peace with Hellas I'd end up with Atheniai.


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And the whole badboy thing is hurting my loyalty, so I guess I'm due for a change to the polar opposite realm law.


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I don't particularly want Amiens and my goal is to get 900 piety so that I can lose a whole 1 BB per year!


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The plan was simple.


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Really look at it. It's pretty simple.


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Rooting through the event files, I discovered that if you have vassals in the Middle East but your capital is in Europe, you get a nice little event where said vassals split off despite the fact that they are single-province counties consisting of base-0.60 economies of sand and Arabs. So I take the reputation hit to move back.


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The siege took two and a half months thanks to that damn castle.


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And they accept for the obvious settlement.



It's highly unlikely Amisos is pronounced like that but there's no other provinces that fit and I've been waiting since Achaia so shut up. And if you must know, the update in which the province of Gent is taken will be called Gent: The Musical. All will be revealed and the fate of the realm decided in the next climactic episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
 
Oh! Real Men Find This Update Real Exciting!
 
Real Men haven't started the multiple sieging yet. This is confusing. Look von Hapsburg, there are only 45 A provinces left.

Mayhap, the AAR should be retitled "AArgau to Azov. The alphabetical diocese of A - mainly because most of the land will be held by bishops to get the piety for BB reductions.
 
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Real Men Adore Simple Plans Executed Smoothly... :D
 
anonymous4401 said:
But I didn't want nor deserved the win phargle. I only won because voting took place a month and a half after your last update and AARland's attention span is short and stupid. :(

But what is true is that this is the longest AAR in the CK forum now! Boy did that sneak up on me.

Don't sell yourself short, you neurotic, crazy little man. You did well. I am sorry I didn't vote for you myself while I was away in Europe. :)
 
I'm not selling myself short. I'd have been fine with second place. But rest assured, the next winner for that category will deserve it!
 
Amman, several plans, a canal—this is not a good palindrome.

Chapter 40: Amman & Ancona

As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.

(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer snatched furtively from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))




1175


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	Abauj ✓
	Abkhazia ✓
	Abydos ✓
	Achaia ✓
	Acre ✓
	Adana ✓
	Adrianopolis ✓
	Agder ✓
	Agen ✓
	Agrigento ✓
	Aintab ✓
	Akershus ✓
	Al Alamayn ✓
	Al Amarah ✓
	Al 'Aqabah ✓
	Al Bichri ✓
	Al Djazair ✓
	Al Habbariyah ✓
	Al Hasa ✓
	Al Jawf ✓
	Al Jazira ✓
	Al Mafraq ✓
	Al Miqdadiyah ✓
	Al Nadjaf ✓
	Al Nasiryah ✓
	Åland ✓
	Alania ✓
	Albania ✓
	Albarracin ✓
	Albret ✓
	Alcacer do Sal ✓
	Alcantara ✓ 
	Aleppo ✓
	Alexandretta ✓ 
	Alexandria ✓ 
	Algeciras ✓
	Almansa ✓
	Almeria ✓
	Altmark ✓
	Amida ✓ 
	Amiens ✓
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	Argyll
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	Asturias de Santillana
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	Atheniai
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	Atlas Mnt
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	Aukshayts
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	Avranches
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	Beloozero
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	Beni Yanni
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	Beresty
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	Berwick
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	Bezhetsky Verh
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	Cagliari
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	Capua
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	Castellon
	Castelo Branco
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	Celle
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	Chalkidike
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	Chandax
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	Chartres
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	Chelminskie
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	Cherson
	Chester
	Chortitza
	Chud
	Chur
	Chuvash
	Cieszyn
	Coimbra
	Compostela
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	Constantia
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	Cornwall
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	Cremona
	Crimea
	Csanad
	Cuenca
	Cumberland
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	Dailam
	Dal
	Dalarna
	Damascus
	Damman
	Danzig
	Darab
	Darum
	Dauphine Viennois
	Deir
	Delta
	Demetrias
	Denia
	Derbent
	Derby
	Desht-i-Kipchak
	Desmumu
	Devon
	Dihistan
	Dijon
	Djerba
	Don portage
	Dorostotum
	Dorpat
	Dorset
	Dorylaion
	Druz
	Dublin
	Durham
	Dwin
	Dyfed
	Dyrrachion
	Edessa
	Eilat
	El Bierzo
	El Rif
	El-Arish
	Emba
	Empuries
	Ephesos
	Épieros
	Esfahan
	Essex
	Esztergom
	Eu
	Euboia
	Euphrates
	Evora
	Evreux
	Exeter
	Faereyar
	Famagusta
	Farama
	Faro
	Fars
	Feher
	Fejer
	Ferrara
	Fes
	Fife
	Figuig
	Finland
	Finnveden
	Firenze
	Foggia
	Foix
	Forcalquier
	Forez
	Franken
	Frisia
	Fürstenberg
	Fyn
	Gabes
	Gabiyaha
	Galatia
	Galaz
	Galich
	Galich Mersky
	Galindia
	Galloway
	Galway
	Gästrikland
	Gelre
	Gemer
	Geneve
	Genoa
	Gent
	Gevaudan
	Gilan
	Gizeh
	Glamorgan
	Gloucester
	Gnieznienskie
	Gorodez
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	Göttingen
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	Grassland Cheremisa
	Grisons
	Guines
	Gurgan
	Guria
	Gwent
	Gwynedd
	Hainaut
	Halland
	Hålogaland
	Hälsingland
	Hama
	Hamadan
	Hamburg
	Hampshire
	Hanyan
	Hdemark
	Hebron
	Hellas
	Hendjan
	Herakleia
	Hereford
	Herjedalen
	Heves
	Hijaz
	Hlynov
	Holland
	Holstein
	Homs
	Hormuz
	Hradec Kralove
	Hum
	Ifni
	Ikonion
	Ilam
	Ile de France
	Imeretia
	Infa
	Innsbruck
	Irbid
	Isle of Man
	Istria
	Itil
	Jaca
	Jacwiez
	Jaffa
	Jamtland
	Jerusalem
	Jülich
	Jylland
	Kabilia
	Kairwan
	Kaisereia
	Kajanaborg
	Kakheti
	Kaliopolis
	Kaliskie
	Kalmar Län
	Kama
	Kaneia
	Kara-Kum
	Karbala
	Karelen
	Karin
	Kärnten
	Kartli
	Karvuna
	Kasogs
	Kemi
	Kempten
	Kent
	Kerak
	Kerman
	Kexholm
	Khopyor
	Khorasan
	Khozistan
	Khwarizm
	Kiev
	Kirkuk
	Kleve
	Kola
	Köln
	Kolomna
	Koloneia
	Korchev
	Korinthos
	Korsun
	Kostroma
	Krain
	Krakowskie
	Krizevci
	Kuban
	Kufa
	Kujawy
	Kuma
	Kurdistan
	Kurs
	Kuwait
	Kyzikos
	La Mancha
	La Marche
	Labourd
	Laigin
	Lancaster
	Laodikeia
	Lappland
	Laristan
	Lausitz
	Lecce
	Leicester
	Leiningen
	Lemdiyya
	Leon
	Leon
	Leptis Magna
	Lesbos
	Lettigalians
	Liberec
	Liege
	Limisol
	Limousin
	Lincoln
	Lisboa
	Livorno
	Livs
	Lleida
	Lombardia
	Loon
	Lorraine
	Lothian
	Lower Dniepr
	Lower Don
	Lower Silesia
	Lower Volga
	Lübeck
	Lubusz
	Lucca
	Lukomorie
	Lüneburg
	Luristan
	Lusignan
	Lut
	Luxembourg
	Lykandos
	Lykia
	Lyon
	Lyubech
	Maan
	Macon
	Madaba
	Mahdia
	Maine
	Mainz
	Malaga
	Mallorca
	Malta
	Mangyshlak
	Mantua
	Manupura
	Manych
	Mar
	Marienburg
	Marmaros
	Marrakech
	Massat
	Maverannahr
	Mayo
	Mazandaran
	Mecca
	Mecklemburg
	Medelpad
	Medina
	Medjerda
	Meissen
	Melitene
	Memel
	Menorca
	Mertola
	Merv
	Merya
	Mesembria
	Mesopotamia
	Messina
	Methone
	Metz
	Mide
	Minsk
	Modena
	Molina
	Monemvasia
	Monferrato
	Monreal
	Montpellier
	Morava
	Moray
	Mordva
	Moskva
	Mosul
	Mountain Cheremisa
	Mozhaysk
	Mstislavl
	Münster
	Murcia
	Murom
	Mzab
	Naissus
	Nantes
	Napoli
	Narbonne
	Närke
	Narva
	Nassau
	Naumadal
	Navarra
	Naxos
	Negev
	Neuchatel
	Nevers
	Nice
	Niebla
	Niederbayern
	Nikaea
	Nikomedeia
	Nikopolis
	Nishapur
	Nisibin
	Nitra
	Nizhny Novgorod
	Nordgau
	Norfolk
	North Dvina
	Northampton
	Northumberland
	Novgorod
	Novgorod Seversky
	Nubia
	Nürnberg
	Nyland
	Oberbayern
	Ochrid
	Oka
	Öland
	Oldenburg
	Oleshye
	Olvia
	Onega
	Onega
	Opava
	Opole
	Oppland
	Orania
	Orava
	Orbetello
	Orkney
	Orleans
	Oromieh
	Orsha
	Orvieto
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	Petra
	Pfalz
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	Plock
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	Severin
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This is the province of Amman, owned by the Emir of Amman. You can't see the map but you know where Amman is. And if you don't maybe you should get a G-DDAMN ATLAS because it's the capital of the modern country of JORDAN and you are a DUMB if you did not already know that.


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And this is Berengar von Habsburg, who is ugly and depressed and STILL has an elderly wife. But the point is that good ol' Hermann the Whiny and Ugly kicked the bucket and now he's the Count of that pagan Swedish province AND Al Jazira. And now Amisos, in a vague hope to boost his loyalty. Fortunately Berengar has no son and with depression is likely to not have any so when he dies a non-descendant-of-Hermann-von-Habsburg will inherit TAKE THAT YOU CHEEKY BASTARD (literally (also you are dead so you won't hear this anyway (but as a fictional character in a computer game you wouldn't have even if you were 'alive')))


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And look I'm moving my troops to Amman haha except that the Al Mafraq regiment is left out because the WOMAN that is in charge of the province is not LOYAL enough!


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And look, the province of Ancona! And as you can see it is being (MIS!!!)ruled by a GIRL, which you can see because it is being besieged by rebels! What's wrong little GIRL? Can't handle a few hundred rebels while your liege has your province's regiment mobilized to fight in faraway wars?


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Hey how did the regiments of Achaia, Agrigento, and Al Alamayn get to Italy? Well maybe they walked there while I was besieging Amisos! Ever think of that? Maybe I don't show you all of my actions because of the ten-images-per-post-limit (thanks Paradox!) means that I have to cut images out if I want to finish chapters on time use your BRAINS for once G-d


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And oh look the 10% chance of a child taking the culture of the capital province just happened thanks Paradox! I love seeing Arab people with German, Greek, and Scottish last names running all over the place!


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And look I give the province of Aleppo to a guy named Peter Kentares! Who is Peter Kentares? Well maybe you'd know if you had access to my cache of screenshots that I took but did not upload! But you don't so you don't know that this guy just randomly popped in my court within the last game year! And I'm not going to even say WHY I released Aleppo it should be obvious!!!


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Good thing I moved that leaderless regiment to Acre so it can be part of the siege in Amman so that I can send the other regiments away just in time for it to take it by itself so it will fall into my demesne perhaps I planned the whole thing that way in advance??


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Unfortunately there is no such plan for Ancona! And if you were wondering what happened to the rebels here's a hint: They LOST


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This is actually just in the nick of time because the Anconans were also at war with the Serbians, and that Serbian army about to sail in is led by the Duke of Serbia who outranks all of my loser counts! And that really would have been annoying!



And if you are DUMB enough to even THINK that anything is wrong because of this update then I'll just PRETEND that I am writing from anger over Knud Knytling not getting that comedy win! Yes, this solves my problems both ways because if you're that unintelligent then you're probably one of those people who voted for this AAR for that category when they COULD have voted for Knud Knytling! By the way I was not being sarcastic you're really dumb if you think that! You won't want to miss the final tale in the adventures of Johann von Habsburg in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
 
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Ander Andernach Too.

Chapter 41: Andernach

As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.

(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer grown natively from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))




1175-1176


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	Hijaz
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	Tell Atlas
	Tell Bashir
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	Trans-portage
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	Ugra
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	Unused
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	Urbino
	Urgell
	Urmumu
	Usora
	Usti nad Labem
	Usturt
	Uzens
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	Valencia
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	Vannes
	Varadzin
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	Vas
	Vaspurakan
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	Veliky Ustug
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	Viviers
	Vladimir
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	Vologda
	Votyaki
	Vyazma
	Warwick
	Weimar
	Werle
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	Western Isles
	Westfriesland
	Westmorland
	Wolgast
	Württemberg
	Yaik
	Yaroslavl
	Yatvyagi
	Yazd
	Yegorlyk
	York
	Yperen
	Zachlumia
	Zadar
	Zagreb
	Zamora
	Zaozerye
	Zaragoza
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And so the game mocks me through not only what is obviously a fake province, as no province in Western Europe could possibly have a base income greater than 4, but also with a fake ruler with a clearly fake name! Wagria is not a real province I checked.


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Well Stefan was waiting for it.


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Oh look little whiny Berengar needs money to get his loyalty above 80! Man why can't you just commit suicide already?


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It's expensive enough as it is paying for all these boat trips.


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And Eusebios von Habsburg's wife died in a screenshot I didn't bother to show. Hopefully his new wife will be able to inject desperately needed martial ratings into the von Habsburg gene pool!


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Oh and I move these guys too.


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As long as at least one of your sons survive to me taking Atholl, I don't really care what happens to the rest of your family!


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Yeah and that was pretty short. But Johann's army can't stay for long! Provinces to annex and all that.


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Now to give Andernach away.


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For no particular reason. Nope, none at all.



Not that I would have kept that province anyway. Alania has really soured me on the whole >4-base-income-with-strings-attached thing. Stay tuned for more adventures of Johann von Habsburg in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
 
You lured me in expecting to read of Johann's death and he's alive!

One single, solitary province. Okay, with a base 4 gold a month, Andernach is the fiscal equivalent to six of your usual provinces.

The next province is right up your current street - Anger man land.
 
Chief Ragusa said:
You lured me in expecting to read of Johann's death and he's alive!

One single, solitary province. Okay, with a base 4 gold a month, Andernach is the fiscal equivalent to six of your usual provinces.

The next province is right up your current street - Anger man land.
Real Men Know That The Province Is Named "Ångermanland", But Do Enjoy The Bad Pun.
 
More Like Happymanland Hahaha Get It I Am So Clever.

Chapter 41: Ångermanland

As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.

(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer imitated unsuccessfully from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))




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	Starya Russa
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	Tabuk
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	Tana
	Tangiers
	Tao
	Taranto
	Taron
	Tarragona
	Tarsos
	Tavasts
	Telemark
	Tell Atlas
	Tell Bashir
	Teluch
	Temes
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	Terra Incognita
	Tharasset
	Theodosia
	Theodosiopolis
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	Thessalonike
	Thouars
	Thrake
	Thüringen
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	Tigris
	Tir Connail
	Tir Eoghain
	Tirgoviste
	Tirol
	Tlemcen
	Tmutarakan
	Tobruk
	Toledo
	Torki
	Tortosa
	Torzhok
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	Tourraine
	Trans-portage
	Trapani
	Trapezous
	Trencín
	Trent
	Treviso
	Tripoli
	Tripolitana
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	Troyes
	Tuadmumu
	Tunis
	Turkmen
	Turnu
	Turov
	Tver
	Tyana
	Tyrnovo
	Tyrus
	Uglich
	Ugra
	Ulaid
	Ulm
	Unused
	Upper Silesia
	Uppland
	Urbino
	Urgell
	Urmumu
	Usora
	Usti nad Labem
	Usturt
	Uzens
	Valais
	Valencia
	Valladolid
	Vannes
	Varadzin
	Värmland
	Vas
	Vaspurakan
	Västerbotten
	Västergötland
	Västmanland
	Veglia
	Velikiye Luki
	Veliky Ustug
	Venaissin
	Vendome
	Venezia
	Verdun
	Vermandois
	Verona
	Vestfold
	Vestisland
	Vexin
	Viborg
	Vidin
	Viken
	Viscaya
	Vitebsk
	Viviers
	Vladimir
	Vladimir Volynsky
	Vodi
	Vologda
	Votyaki
	Vyazma
	Warwick
	Weimar
	Werle
	West Dvina
	Western Isles
	Westfriesland
	Westmorland
	Wolgast
	Württemberg
	Yaik
	Yaroslavl
	Yatvyagi
	Yazd
	Yegorlyk
	York
	Yperen
	Zachlumia
	Zadar
	Zagreb
	Zamora
	Zaozerye
	Zaragoza
	Zeeland
	Zemigalians
	Zeta
	Zhmud
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Ah, Ångermanland. Located firmly in the middle of Sweden's shaft... Yeah, that's all I got.


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Well, time to claim. And I guess I'll be taking it from a republic! Take that, non-monarchy!


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Oh my love, how glad you make me...


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And look! The Bishop of Angus is excommunicated and costs almost nothing to claim! Can't let this opportunity pass.


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Well, time to war.


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And so does Johann continue the proud von Habsburg tradition


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By losing to a Swedish army he outnumbered three to one.


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There was a Plague event for Amman, which reminded me that I had to give it away. I wish I had more families in my court; it's boring giving to the same family over and over again!


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And so with this victory of my Scandinavian + Amiens regiments over the tiny regiments of the poor provinces of northern Sweden there is nothing stopping me from having a completely uneventful siege that I will not have to describe.


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So I'll just skip to obtaining Ångermanland.



Boy howdy I sure love having to copy and paste every time I want to type Ångermanland! Also it's pretty cool how all the provinces are taking only one update each now. ALSO THE POST TITLE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN ALL-CAPS BUT THE FORUM SOFTWARE AUTOMATICALLY CHANGED IT! WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW FORUM SOFTWARE AHAHAHAHAADon't go away as the adventures of Johann von Habsburg continue in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
 
Real Men Love To Hear The Angermanlanders Are All Happy Now... :D
 
Yup, I'm so glad you're happy, or perhaps that should be håppy, now that you've got Ångermanland. Let's hope the King of Sweden is also just as håppy to make peace with you now. Hehe :p .
 
Copy-pasting? That's stupid.

Real Men Have An Å Key On Their Keyboards. Seriously, It's Right Above The Ä Key.
 
Reål Men Hås Å Å-Key! Below The "?" Ånd Åbove The Ä-key!
 
Real Men have an "Ü"-key above the "Ä"-key and below the "?"-key. I guess that would make the inhabitants of Üngermanland a hüppy bunch. :D