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    You really never had an undead bishop before? They're all over the place in my games.

    Then again, I'm apparently the antichrist...

    I'd use my reality-bending powers to fulfill your lust (at least the devant, non-cuddling part) in gratitude for your fine work on this AAR but since you so emphatically emphasized that you would not do any of those things, I guess you're doing ok on your own,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Llywelyn
    You really never had an undead bishop before? They're all over the place in my games.

    Then again, I'm apparently the antichrist...

    I'd use my reality-bending powers to fulfill your lust (at least the devant, non-cuddling part) in gratitude for your fine work on this AAR but since you so emphatically emphasized that you would not do any of those things, I guess you're doing ok on your own,
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    So you keep saying. Where are the horns, though?

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    He's not fully grown yet... the horns don't show untill he reaches maturity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Llywelyn
    I'd use my reality-bending powers to fulfill your lust (at least the devant, non-cuddling part) in gratitude for your fine work on this AAR but since you so emphatically emphasized that you would not do any of those things, I guess you're doing ok on your own,
    j.
    And he is indeed missing out on a great many things by not indulging deviant lust. Frankly there is almost no point in non-deviant lust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowl of soup
    So this whole AAR is just a cryptic version of your love life...
    Take that back! It is not cryptic!

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    Absolute Al.

    Chapter 13: Al Alamayn

    As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.

    (All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer promoted nepostically from phargle's
    Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))



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    	Zemigalians
    	Zeta
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    This is the province of Al Alamayn. It's poor, but somehow manages to have a lot of nice buildings.




    This is the Sheik of Al Alamayn. He's just a kid. Even so, I wish Stefan had his stewardship score. His martial score's also nice.




    This is the Emir of Cyrenaica. He is still at war with the Germans which was a war that was started way back when we conquered Agrigento. Which wasn't that long in game-time at all. The last few updates were just unusually slow as the game goes.




    Hehe. Look at those little Irishmen! They're having a little wittle war over some tiny poor Irish province! They even have their own 300-man armies and ducal titles and everything! How cute!




    Anyways, war is declared. I didn't think Al Alamayn would be able to raise many troops but I never imagined they'd be able to raise this not many!




    Anyways I sail in my three pretty-well sized Mediterranean coast regiments, all more than 2000 each. It might be overkill for Al Alamayn but perhaps not for Cyrenaica.




    And an update on the war with Norway: It's over! The Norwegians accepted peace with the King of Germany for money, so as a Duke I automatically got peace too!




    The Ravennans are nice enough to land a good-sized regiment on the Cyrenaican capital, thus distracting the entire Cyrenaican army! With this I won't have to worry so much about getting repulsed at the landing.




    Meanwhile Hartmann the guy who hated me so much he collected literally thousands of ducats just to not break away has died, and was succeeded by a country cousin, who immediately asked for the hand of a lady von Habsburg in marriage! I'm liking this guy a lot more than his predecessor already!




    And he likes me more too!



    It sure is great to have vassals that like me! And I'm about to have even more as the conquests of the Als proceed! And we'll go through them in no time, or perhaps take more than a hundred years as an insurmountable obstacle appears in the way. But you'll find out about that later. Prepare yourself for the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymous4401
    Take that back! It is not cryptic!
    Sorry that was just a misjudgement on my part. It's all very clear. I can now see what beauty you are talking about. Such majestic grace... and on and on and on.... so who is it?

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    Too bad you don't have to grab anything from Germany just yet, before you build up an arab "empire"
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    By the way when I said thousands of ducats I really did mean it. You can see in the screenshot that the guy had 132X ducats, and that's after buying every province improvement in the province of Adana.
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    Some are truly blessed by God. You do have rebels to look forward to, when your realm gets too big to handle and they'll dismantle every one of those fine improvements. In the meantime, how do you get your hands on that money.

    You have to love the way the ai sends out 1000 man suicide squads just to find out they're outnumbered 5-1.

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    A lucky break there, good of him to give you prestige. I suppose he appreciates the glory of being alphabetical more..

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    What makes you think that'll make you safe? It's a trap. Fascinate you with his Real Men prowess, and then cut your face off.

    Not that he wants it, but it is good practice.

    Anyway! This is a fascinating AAR, and is probably worth my face. Even if I can't read it without eyes.
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    Yeah. REAL men mount everything in their way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murmurandus
    Ooooooooooooooooooh, did you see that pun...


    Yeah, a pun like that shows that he really is the Antichrist.


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    Chapter 13: Al Alamayn

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    Nothing like having your first armies approach Al Alamayn to fire up the old drive!




    Man, really? For those of you that do not have access to my game files the rest of Sicily now that I have taken Agrigento is in the hands of three INDEPENDENT SHEIKDOMS! It couldn't get any easier! You'd think at least the Naplesmen would have sailed down for a quick jaunt. Heck, couldn't they just walk across even? Anyways, more prestige and piety for me.




    WHY DO ALL MY HIGH-STEWARDSHIP GIRLS GET EDUCATIONS THAT DON'T GIVE GOOD STEWARDSHIP WHY WHY WHY




    Hehe. As if a girl needs any more martial stats. What is she going to do? Lead an army of bakers into the kitchen so that they can bake me a pie? Heh. Yes I know that I've already driven off the last of my female readership, if they ever existed, with previous such comments. But you can never be too sure.




    And the Acre regiment, led by a Welshman who in typical Welsh fashion has too many consonants in his name that are paired together like no consonants should be, lands unopposed in Al Alamayn.




    Meanwhile Hugo von Habsburg recovers from illness. I wish Hugo von Habsburg was Stefan's successor, given his sweet stewardship and diplomacy skills. But alas...




    Anyways the Abydosan regiment under Stefan lands at Al Alamayn, and just in time, as it was about to be taken by a regiment led by a man who is not Stefan von Habsburg or Anonymous Commander! And the results of that would have been terrible.




    And the terrible fate is averted.




    I'm certainly not negotiating with the Sheik of Al Alamayn here! His county is gone! Dead!




    Nope it was the Emir that accepted the offer of all my money (not really)


    And so the first Al falls! Will the next fall as easily? Probably. And why can't I have a Steward with really high Stewardship? I can barely manage to break the two-digits! I could go for some of that pie right now. Prepare yourself for the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
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