WOO!!! Congraztulations! And I'm sure you'll pick up the pace soon.![]()
WOO!!! Congraztulations! And I'm sure you'll pick up the pace soon.![]()
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What will happen when you own lots ot lands? You'll need to give some of them away before your monthly income decreases alot.
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Werner died before the County of Abauj fell. Such a shame. Otto von Habsburg is a much better name than Werner.
Don't know about breaking out of the Ads, getting into to the Acs is your current concern. I have no idea how you will persuade Al to give up all of his counties.
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And so endeth Chapter One. Huzzah!
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*breathes sigh of relief*
Okay, the over/under on Abkhazia is set at 35 years. What are my bids?![]()
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Great work, the first province has been captured. I am only sad that Werner didn’t live to see it happen, but still your first province, great![]()
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Pffft I stopped reading when I saw you got your first province. You've sold out, man!
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12 years. What's my odds?Originally Posted by Judas Maccabeus
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"Why not? The primary causes for union are, thankfully, long gone. So why are we hanging on to it? For the sake of sentimentality? An uncertain economic argument that's easily dismissed? Nah. Go forth, Scots. All power to your elbow. You'll take the oil and we'll take the nukes, and we'll be in Brussels afore ye. And so on." - Rabid Bogling
Three Cheers! Three cheers! Have a good cigar. Break into the local liquor store and go on a drunken rampage to Abkhazia![]()
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Chapter 2: Abkhazia
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer thieved shamelessly from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
1093-1094
You think that we're hot stuff now, don't you? Just because we finally got to the second province? Well, I've got news for you, pretty-boy: We are not. For example, look at this list of every province in alphabetical order:
Code:Aargau ✓ Abauj ✓ Abkhazia Abydos Achaia Acre Adana Adrianopolis Agder Agen Agrigento Aintab Akershus Al Alamayn Al Amarah Al 'Aqabah Al Bichri Al Djazair Al Habbariyah Al Hasa Al Jawf Al Jazira Al Mafraq Al Miqdadiyah Al Nadjaf Al Nasiryah Åland Alania Albania Albarracin Albret Alcacer do Sal Alcantara Aleppo Alexandretta Alexandria Algeciras Almansa Almeria Altmark Amida Amiens Amisos Amman Ancona Andernach Ångermanland Angouleme Angus Anhalt Ani Anjou Ankyra Annaba Ansbach Anti-Atlas Antiocheia Apulia Aquileia Aracena Aral Ar'ar Arborea Archa Argyll Armagnac Arques Árta Artois Asas Ascalon Asturias de Oviedo Asturias de Santillana Aswan Asyut Atheniai Atholl Atlas Mnt Attaleia Aukshayts Austisland Auvergne Auxerre Avhaz Avranches Az Zarqa Azerbaijan Azov Baalbek Bacs Badajoz Baden Baghdad Bahrein Barcelona Bari Bashkirs Basra Bearn Bedford Beersheb Beirut Bejaija Belgorod Belgrade Beloozero Benevento Benghazi Beni Yanni Bereg Beresty Bergenshus Bern Berwick Besancon Bezhetsky Verh Bihar Bilyar Bira Birlad Biskra Bizerte Bjarmia Black Clobucks Blois Bologna Bordeaux Bornholm Boulogne Bourbon Bourges Brabant Braganza Brandenburg Braunschweig Breda Breisgau Bremen Brescia Bristol Brugge Bryansk Buchan Buhairya Bukhara Bulgar Burgos Burtasy Byzantion Caceres Cadiz Cagliari Cairo Caithness Calatayud Calatrava Canarias Capua Carcassonne Carrick Castellon Castelo Branco Cebta Celle Chaldea Chalkidike Chalons Chandax Charolais Chartres Cheb Chelminskie Chernigov Cherson Chester Chortitza Chud Chur Chuvash Cieszyn Coimbra Compostela Consenza Constantia Constantine Cordoba Corfu Cornouaille Cornwall Corsica Cremona Crimea Csanad Cuenca Cumberland Cyrenaica Czersk Dailam Dal Dalarna Damascus Damman Danzig Darab Darum Dauphine Viennois Deir Delta Demetrias Denia Derbent Derby Desht-i-Kipchak Desmumu Devon Dihistan Dijon Djerba Don portage Dorostotum Dorpat Dorset Dorylaion Druz Dublin Durham Dwin Dyfed Dyrrachion Edessa Eilat El Bierzo El Rif El-Arish Emba Empuries Ephesos Épieros Esfahan Essex Esztergom Eu Euboia Euphrates Evora Evreux Exeter Faereyar Famagusta Farama Faro Fars Feher Fejer Ferrara Fes Fife Figuig Finland Finnveden Firenze Foggia Foix Forcalquier Forez Franken Frisia Fürstenberg Fyn Gabes Gabiyaha Galatia Galaz Galich Galich Mersky Galindia Galloway Galway Gästrikland Gelre Gemer Geneve Genoa Gent Gevaudan Gilan Gizeh Glamorgan Gloucester Gnieznienskie Gorodez Gotland Göttingen Granada Grassland Cheremisa Grisons Guines Gurgan Guria Gwent Gwynedd Hainaut Halland Hålogaland Hälsingland Hama Hamadan Hamburg Hampshire Hanyan Hdemark Hebron Hellas Hendjan Herakleia Hereford Herjedalen Heves Hijaz Hlynov Holland Holstein Homs Hormuz Hradec Kralove Hum Ifni Ikonion Ilam Ile de France Imeretia Infa Innsbruck Irbid Isle of Man Istria Itil Jaca Jacwiez Jaffa Jamtland Jerusalem Jülich Jylland Kabilia Kairwan Kaisereia Kajanaborg Kakheti Kaliopolis Kaliskie Kalmar Län Kama Kaneia Kara-Kum Karbala Karelen Karin Kärnten Kartli Karvuna Kasogs Kemi Kempten Kent Kerak Kerman Kexholm Khopyor Khorasan Khozistan Khwarizm Kiev Kirkuk Kleve Kola Köln Kolomna Koloneia Korchev Korinthos Korsun Kostroma Krain Krakowskie Krizevci Kuban Kufa Kujawy Kuma Kurdistan Kurs Kuwait Kyzikos La Mancha La Marche Labourd Laigin Lancaster Laodikeia Lappland Laristan Lausitz Lecce Leicester Leiningen Lemdiyya Leon Leon Leptis Magna Lesbos Lettigalians Liberec Liege Limisol Limousin Lincoln Lisboa Livorno Livs Lleida Lombardia Loon Lorraine Lothian Lower Dniepr Lower Don Lower Silesia Lower Volga Lübeck Lubusz Lucca Lukomorie Lüneburg Luristan Lusignan Lut Luxembourg Lykandos Lykia Lyon Lyubech Maan Macon Madaba Mahdia Maine Mainz Malaga Mallorca Malta Mangyshlak Mantua Manupura Manych Mar Marienburg Marmaros Marrakech Massat Maverannahr Mayo Mazandaran Mecca Mecklemburg Medelpad Medina Medjerda Meissen Melitene Memel Menorca Mertola Merv Merya Mesembria Mesopotamia Messina Methone Metz Mide Minsk Modena Molina Monemvasia Monferrato Monreal Montpellier Morava Moray Mordva Moskva Mosul Mountain Cheremisa Mozhaysk Mstislavl Münster Murcia Murom Mzab Naissus Nantes Napoli Narbonne Närke Narva Nassau Naumadal Navarra Naxos Negev Neuchatel Nevers Nice Niebla Niederbayern Nikaea Nikomedeia Nikopolis Nishapur Nisibin Nitra Nizhny Novgorod Nordgau Norfolk North Dvina Northampton Northumberland Novgorod Novgorod Seversky Nubia Nürnberg Nyland Oberbayern Ochrid Oka Öland Oldenburg Oleshye Olvia Onega Onega Opava Opole Oppland Orania Orava Orbetello Orkney Orleans Oromieh Orsha Orvieto Ösel Osnabrück Osraige Österbotten Östergötland Österreich Ostfriesland Ostrava Oxford Padova Palermo Palmyra Paphlagonia Parma Passau Pavia Pecs Pelusia Penthievre Peremyshl Peresechen Pereyaslavl Pereyaslavl Zalessky Perfeddwlad Perigord Pest Petra Pfalz Philippopolis Piemonte Pinsk Piombino Pksov Plasencia Plauen Plock Plzen Podlasie Poitiers Polotsk Porto Powys Poznanskie Praha Pressburg Pronsk Provence Prusa Qazwin Qohistan Qom Quattara Quena Qwivir Ragusa Rama Rashka Ravenna Rayy Reggio Reims Rennes Reval Rhodos Rioja Rogaland Roma Romny Rosello Ross Rostock Rostov Rouergue Rügen Rummah Ryazan Ryn Desert Sacz Safed Saintois Saintonge Salamanca Salerno Salisbury Saluces Salzburg Sambia Samos Samoyeds Sandomierskie Santiago Saray Saris Sarkel Sarpa Sarqihya Satakunta Savoie Savolaks Scalovia Schwaben Schwyz Seleukeia Semender Senj Senoussi Sens Serdica Severin Sevilla Sharukan Shemakha Shetland Shiraz Shirvan Shrewsbury Siena Sieradzko-Leczyckie Silves Sinai Sinjar Sinope Siracusa Sistan Sjaelland Skåne Slesvig Sligo Slupsk Småland Smolensk Smyrna Snassen Södermanland Somerset Sopron Soria Southern Ural Sozopolis Split Spoleto St. Gallen Starya Russa Steiermark Stettin Sticht Strathclyde Strymon Sudan Sudovia Suenik Suffolk Sugrov Sundgau Surrey Sussex Sutherland Suwaida Suzdal Syria Syrj Syrt Syrte Szekelyföld Szekezfehervar Tabaristan Tabriz Tabuk Tadmor Tana Tangiers Tao Taranto Taron Tarragona Tarsos Tavasts Telemark Tell Atlas Tell Bashir Teluch Temes Terebovl Terra Incognita Tharasset Theodosia Theodosiopolis Thessalia Thessalonike Thouars Thrake Thüringen Tiberias Tigris Tir Connail Tir Eoghain Tirgoviste Tirol Tlemcen Tmutarakan Tobruk Toledo Torki Tortosa Torzhok Toulouse Tourraine Trans-portage Trapani Trapezous Trencín Trent Treviso Tripoli Tripolitana Trøndelag Troyes Tuadmumu Tunis Turkmen Turnu Turov Tver Tyana Tyrnovo Tyrus Uglich Ugra Ulaid Ulm Unused Upper Silesia Uppland Urbino Urgell Urmumu Usora Usti nad Labem Usturt Uzens Valais Valencia Valladolid Vannes Varadzin Värmland Vas Vaspurakan Västerbotten Västergötland Västmanland Veglia Velikiye Luki Veliky Ustug Venaissin Vendome Venezia Verdun Vermandois Verona Vestfold Vestisland Vexin Viborg Vidin Viken Viscaya Vitebsk Viviers Vladimir Vladimir Volynsky Vodi Vologda Votyaki Vyazma Warwick Weimar Werle West Dvina Western Isles Westfriesland Westmorland Wolgast Württemberg Yaik Yaroslavl Yatvyagi Yazd Yegorlyk York Yperen Zachlumia Zadar Zagreb Zamora Zaozerye Zaragoza Zeeland Zemigalians Zeta Zhmud Zyriane
Now we move on to our next target: Abkhazia! But first,
This is Otto von Habsburg. He drew this himself.
This is Hajnal Oeroesur. She bears children that die.
This is Agnes von Habsburg. She is the only surviving child out of four.
This is Abkhazia. It is very rich.
This is Ibrahim of Ghazni. He owns Abkhazia. But not for long.
We accept.
And we get a new Marshal, who is talented as well!
And we're off on the long march! As the Aargau regiment approaches the Black Sea, the Abauj regiment will join them.
Nothing like being on campaign to fire up the old drive!
It looks like the Emperor is trying to sabotage my plans! Well, I will not stand for this, no sir!
Finally, we're taking direct action! But will this military campaign succeed or fireball into crying failure? And will the Emperor of Byzantium do nothing about being snubbed for troops, or will he be a total jerk? And how many of you are taking bets on how long the short-lived spawn of Hajnal Oeroesur will last on this earth? Tune in next time for the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
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Seeing the list again was disturbing. Good to see you are taking action right away! Let's hope that the Emperor does not respond to your refusal by leaving you to fight the Turkemns on your own.
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That list is looking impressive now. Unfortunately not in a good way for you.
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I'm more likely to be taking bets on how long before you get fed up with taking the provinces alphabetically and give the whole thing up. I hope you don't, but doing this must be tiresome.
This dude still kinda looks a little like Hitler, but not as much.
That sure is one long list, but now you are speeding things up a little by conquering the province instead of using ages to inherit it. I just hope this war will turn out well and that the Emperor won’t do anything silly to destroy your expansion![]()
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Looking at the list, it appears you have a fair few provinces in the Empire's sphere to tangle with next as well.
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