(Please go easy on me, I am an attention craving little boy with no life )
I know what you're thinking. I also know seven plus five, and my mom tells me that is a very special thing. Anyway, having just gotten the game three days ago I have decided I have enough mad skillz to destroy the entire world as the Netherlands! So it's time we see what I have to work with. Don't worry, I know how to write semi-okish and will do this in story format, as soon as we get this stupid rant-filled paragraph out of the way.
Starting at war with a a great power... notice the Strait of Dover as this will be important to the plot.
The wonderful province of Liege... sunshine and flowers were everywhere as happy bunnies and unicorns frolicked through the happy trees and bright green grass. Aufsheen Horzhewitz was a typical happy Dutchman. As a typical Dutchman his name was annoyingly hard to spell, but it was always fun to say. He was out gathering flowers for his girlfriend. Soon the sky blackened as evil Belgian forces marched through. The happy flowers shriveled and the bunnies and unicorns were forced to flee to France. Somewhere no sane mind would ever want to go. Aufsheen, however, boldly stood his ground against the marching Belgian army.
"I wont let you past!" Aufsheen said holding his hand out in defiance.
The Belgians shot him. Those dirty, evil, unloving, mean, bad, rude, stinky, close-relations-with-France-so-they-must-have-problems Belgians!
When news of this reached the king (King Graugermauf) he looked off in the general direction of Belgium thoughtfully.
"It is time" he said dramatically and then sat down and fell asleep. He had said his dramatic quote and was done for the day.
This was the Netherlands in 1836. Everything was set up for either a really glorius victory, or a pathetic failure.
A little kid drowned while swimming in the Strait of Drover. The Netherlands have declaired war upon the strait and are sending what men they can to take care of this unsafe border.