In Stalingrad, everyone was discussing what to do about Moscow. They couldn't capture it, because the Soviets had created a 20meter high, 12km long, 60meter thick Human wall, filled with atleast 2 million people and various farm animals.
Everyone: BOMB IT!
Rommel: No.
Everyone: WHY NOT!?
Rommel: Because, we dont' have the equipment required. Just to put a hole big enough for a panzer, we would need:
300 bombers
200 tons of bombs
620 tons of aviation fuel
3,000 pilots w/ crew
and, for the final assault, 400,000 people.
Now, does anyone have any- ANY!! idea how we can get rid of the wall, WITHOUT wasting all this crap?
Kramari: I have a plan!
Rommel: Let's hear it.
Kramari: OKAY!
First of all, the supplies we will need will be drastically reduced:
6 people *everyone gasps*
18 charges of C4 *more gasping*
3 cars *a lot more gasping*
and...*dead silence*
Rommel:...and?
Kramari:...
Rommel:...
Kramari:...
Rommel:...:wacko:
2 hours later
Everyone: *snoozing*
Kramari:... a hellicopter
Everyone jumped at his voice, and applauded.
Rommel: So, we only need a helicopter, explosives, 6 people, and, what else?
Kramari: Yeah, we need...
Rommel:......
Kramari:...
Rommel:...forget it, that's all you get.
Kramari: Oh yeah, the cars.
Rommel: OK, I'm sending you, Lifless, Hannibalbarca, robo-hitler, a monkey, and the Swiss army to do this. Can you do it?
Kramari: Yessir. *walks out* *stops* Why the Swiss army?
Rommel: Eh..they had nothing better to do. After all, the ARE Swiss.
Kramari: Can they fight?
Rommel: Can they?...CAN THEY!?...*to guard* Can they?
guard: I don't know.
Rommel: Oh...*to Kramari* Definitely! Now, sign this release that states that wewillnotbeelligibleforanylossessustainedbytheswissarmy BYE!
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Everyone got on the Helicopter (except for Robohitler, because he's too big, he was airlifted) and set out to destroy the Human wall. The pilot was a French guy who was cought in the war, and was forced to fly them there.
Lifeless: I want a gun
Hannibalbarca: Me too!
Everyone else: Yeah!
Pilot: Not til' we get there.
Kramari: *shoots pilot*
Lifeless: Uh, asshole, we weren't supposed to shoot him til' we landed!
Kramari:...oops.
Helicopter: I'm gonna crash! WHEEE!
The helicopter span out of control, and fell into the volga river.
Hannibalbarca: That's it. I SUMMON THE ZOMBIE NAPOLEON!
Zombie Napoleon spawned, and everyone's eyes began to show BF2 format.
Zombie_Napoleon has entered the game
Lifeless has entered the game
Hannibalbarca has entered the game
Monkey has entered the game
Kramari has entered the game
Stalin has entered the game
(32) guards had joined the game
Kramari: *on radio* Ok, let's move out
Everyone: yessir, lock and load, roger.
Stalin has entered hack = no_clip
...
Stalin has killed Monkey
Monkey: YOU HAXXOR!
Stalin: Haha, n00b.
...
Monkey has entered hack = slap Stalin's bitch ass
Stalin: HEy! OW! Stop it! Ow!
Monkey has spawned at point: guard towers
Lifeles has killed Guard numba 1.
Lifeless has killed Guard numba 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
Hannibalbarca: Jeez!
Lifeless: Keke, grenades.
Stalin has turned on Human_Wall
Everyone: WOAH!
...
Hannibalbarca has killed guard numba 11
Kramari has killed Robo_hitler
Kramari was punished for a teamkill.
Kramari has exploded
Kramari: WTF?!
Monkey has blown up guard towers.
RoboHitler has enabled hack = win battle
Axis forces have won the game