Since today is Thursday I suppose I will have to name a successor.
*Looks offstage where stnylan is shaking his head*
OK, I won't nominate myself. But for the other two wishes...?
*stnylan shakes head more urgently. Men with hooks brandish them*
Um... in my opinion, an excellent author who has received no recognition thus far for his many vivid characters...
*dodges hook, steps aside from falling net*
... is Draco Rexus, whose
For King and Country is chock full of wit and style. You should all go read it, right now!
*sprints for the exit with men in white coats in hot pursuit*
Oh, one small criticism: the front page does need to be brought up to date so that the masses may properly adore my magnif.... ACK! It's a trap!
*Sound of running feet*