Royal Archives, London, January 1st 1419
Clerk: “Who are you? How did you get in here?”
Mammon looks behind to the empty room: “It’s ok, he is with me… Who are you?”
Clerk: “Who is with you? And who are you?”
Mammon snaps his fingers and a small dragon appears.
Mammon: “Sorry, but you see, I just can’t have him walking around all visible like that. Besides, I love it when you saps just walk into him…”
Clerk: “Please don’t hurt me. Please.”
Mammon looks at the dragon and shouts: “Heel boy! HEEL!” then turns to the clerk: “Little fella just cant control his temper… Seems I’ll be asking the questions around here. Oooh, what’s that?”
Clerk: “T-t-that’s the map of England… you know, our realm…”
Mammon: “I knew that. Tell me, got any money around?”
Clerk, scared: “Money? Is this a robbery? I don’t have any money… The money is at the treasury. I have only control over the archives.”
Mammon: “The what now?”
Clerk: “See, this is the tolerance slider. And this is the budget. Here are the army payrolls, and the navy’s.”
Mammon notices an abacus in the corner of the room: “Pretty. What does this button do?”
Clerk: “You just made England become a more innovative country! You know what this means, genius? You just… oh my god, WHAT’S THIS???”
Mammon: “Oh, I’m sorry, Fluffy isn’t housebroken yet…”
Clerk: “Dear Lord, it’s melting the chair! Do something!”
Mammon waves finger in the air, looking slightly angry: “Bad dragon! How many times do I have to tell you? Outside good! Inside bad! Don’t make me rub your nose in it!”
The door slams against the wall and puppy whines become heard throughout the castle.