Hoi 2 Ver 1.3b. N/N, no mods
Georgi Keoseivanov loked at the map of Bulgaria. He looked at the members of his government. He looked at King Boris II. He looked at his Generals and finally he looked in the mirror. The room waited in anticipation.
"Gentleman," he began, "we suck!" His face was deadpan, his audience knew he was serious, and it knew he was right. Murmurs of agreement filled the room before Georgi raised his had to silence them. He continued.
"We are surrounded by forces superiour to ours, to nations wealthier and more advanced than us, We have no friends and our industry is only just out of the middle ages." He looked at each person in the room individually, then added.
"Gentlemen, we have a difficult trask ahead of us and if I could sack you all I would. Unfortunately the only person I can sack is the Chief of the Navy, something and someone that is utterly pointless as we don't have a navy."
He looked at his Chief of Staff, Hristo Lukov.
"Hristo, your task is to replace our generals with people who can run things more efficiently. I don't care if they can't fight their way out of a wet paper bag as we aren't going to fighting anyone if I can help it. Not yet anyway."
Lukov nodded and left the room as Georgi finished his speech.
"The rest of you, well just don't mess up too much. Now go pretend you know what you're doing and lets get some articles in the papers about how brilliant this government is. Just remember everyone. No mentioning to anybody about our plans to conquor Greece, Yugoslavia, Romania and Turkey."
Georgi then turned to Dr Watson and said:
The game is afoot!
Dr Watson wondered what the hell he was doing in Bulgaria..................