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A rather weird session

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As the real monarch had to attend a formal ball in a far away country, the prince had to step in to cover him while he was gone. Everything looked great as the king left and the prince was eager to try out his new position. Although something terrible happened when the king only had been away for one day. It is so horrible that I do not know wether I should tell you all or not.

Ill tell you anyway, the prince was at his daily stroll in the garden in his castle, admiring all the exotic flowers and different animals that had been shipped in from various places around the world. He even had an Italian there, captured from one of the colonies that Burgundy had taken over from them. The garden was beautiful indeed, but a little messenger boy came running with a note, it seemed to be important. As the messenger caught up with the prince and told him what he had to say, the prince almost began to weap. He ran back in to the castle, up the many stairs, fell once, fell twice. When he entered his room he saw something that made him leave the castle forever.

His dog had been killed. Fido had been killed. Slain in the most gruesome way one can imagine. Choked by a bone. His favourite bone. This caused the prince to pack his bags and leave the castle forever. To this day, noone knows where he is.

As Burgundy was leaderless now, a new leader was of course needed. A new king was found rather fast, the royal cook felt that he had what it took to rule the country. He did indeed have what it took. His first action was to join forces with Spain in order to crush Hungary. This he did. He also increased the trade rather nicely, as well as decreasing the inflation a few percents.

The kings ball was now at an end and he was heading home. He had no idea what he was expecting. He was certainly not expecting Fido to be dead, the prince to be gone and his cook to rule his kingdom. As he entered the castle he couldnt find his son anywhere, he searched and searched but it was as if he had vanished in to thin air. He now noticed the dead dog.

-Oh, he said. Bummer.

He now ran towards his throne room and noticed that it was empty. He shouted out but all that came back to him was the echo. Echo. Echo. Echooo.

The king could not rule the country without someone to take care of him, cooking food and cleaning and all the other chores that needed to be done so he sent a letter to the king of England and Spain and bought some 300 slaves. It was a rather big castle he lived in.


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The castle

As for the future, we wholeheartedly have faith in the king and we hope that he does not have to attend any more balls, for the sake of the country although the cook did a rather good job and we thank him. We have a rather low inflation now, so perhaps minting a tad to build some manufactories would be nice. Only time will tell what will happen in Burgundy though.​

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AAR Reward: Conversion in Bayern (ID 349)​
 
AAR England 1679 - 1694 The first Miozozny Regency

In 1679 the Royal Family of England decided that they wanted to live in China. So they moved to the great city of Shanghai and left government to a regent called Miozozny.

The regent decided that the country, while having a good economy, second only to the economy of the Spanish Empire, suffered from two problems. The infrastructure was neglected and inflation was higher than in some other countries. To solve this a minimal-minting policy was followe combined with heavy investment in the infrastructure. Any money that was left over was used to colonise the English territories in Northern America.

The English traders managed to keep England the biggest trader in the world and initially even managed to increase the trade a bit. This was probably partly due to the war that was raging in Europe. The English government, while allied to Spain and Burgundy, decided to stay out of the war. The English allies didn't need English support in this war.

After the great war had ended England the English traders remained pretty succesfull, even though the Norwegian and Spanish traders were tough competition.

Things went bad when the Italians (whose demands that noone break there monopolies in their own Cots had been accepted by the English, who had perhaps done that once in the early 1680s) started a campaign to break the English monopolies in several English Cots. A complaint didn't work and when the English decided that sending a merchant to Veneto was fair game in this circumstances they were embargoed by the evil Italians.

An English embargo on Italian traders soon followed. All in all this was bad for the English trade position :(

EDIT; Reward: To be decided by Bob if he posts before saturday. Can the reward be postponed if he doesn't? Else I'll think of something just in case.
 
You need to wait 50 years AFTER you claimed culture to get the cores... Also, please, discuss edits and other stuff in the MP thread... This is just a thread for AArs.
 
By the late sixteen hundreds, the Yngling family found itself in something of a strategic dilemma. The structural weakness of the Norwegian Empire, its perennial lack of trustworthy troops, meant that the Yngling military training had to be made ever more rigorous in order to keep increasing numbers of restive stril soldiers under control. However, while the various Yngling Guards units were certainly some of the finest infantry of their day, this concentration on military matters meant that the economy necessarily took second place. The 'safety valve' opened in the previous century, of permitting soldiers with their time expired to marry into the Yngling family, did nothing to improve matters, since its main effect was to redirect the best and most ambitious members of the subject classes into military careers. Civilian enterprises, therefore, had neither prestige nor the best people to run them; not unnaturally, they tended to get the worst of it in competition with outlanders.

Norway's economic doldrums had their worst effect on the fleet, 'the power and the pride' as the expression went. In spite of being the world's supplier of naval timber, Norway was unable to compete with the continental Powers in sheer number of hulls. The navy that had swept the Caribbean and Atlantic clean of Spanish flags now found itself considering whether the Norwegian coastline could be defended in a conflict with England.

A different nation might have responded to these problems by retreating into a defensive posture; but Norway's difficulties were compounded by the expansionism of the Ynglings. Two centuries of colonising the Americas had left a deep expectation that there would always be land available for partition into estates - a process which rapidly used up even the vast American conquests, since Yngling estates tended towards the grand. The Plantation Law of 1660, which limited the acreage that could be claimed by any one person, somewhat alleviated the problem; nevertheless, Ynglings increasingly found themselves with the unpalatable choice of estates in marginal lands, or no estates at all. Naturally, this produced a clamour at every Ting for expansion.

Unfortunately, the world in 1680 had largely been divided by the Great Powers. Except for Poland, none of Norway's neighbours were weak enough to make an attack attractive; and Poland was protected by its Spanish alliance, as well as Burgundian ambitions in Germany. With the defeat and consequent retreat to Persia of Hungary, Norway's traditional ally, Yngling prospects in a European war seemed dim.

It was increasingly clear that only a gamble could break the vicious circle and propel Norway once more into the front rank of the Great Powers. As the 1680s progressed, the Norwegian court was constantly on the lookout for the opportunity to fight a large, victorious war. When the chance finally came, it was from an unexpected direction...

- From Berserker to Battleship : Norway 1066-1920, Bergenhus University Press​

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There are now two strata of Powers in Europe. At the top are the Western nations, Spain, England, and Burgundy, united in a triple alliance. Taking the definition of a Great Power as a nation capable of fighting any adversary and having a reasonable chance of winning, these three are the only Great Powers in the world; in income, technology, and military force they are at the top of the heap.

Of the remaining powers of Europe - Norway, Hungary, Italy, Poland, and Byzantium - Norway finds itself in a sort of middle position : Unable to compete one-on-one with the majors, but stronger than any one of the other second-rank power. Hungary, Italy and Poland are of reasonably equal strength; small and backwards Byzantium is well behind, and in some danger of partition, like the unfortunate Kingdom of Jerusalem.

This being so, the objectives of the various nations, in a realist analysis, are fairly clear. The three Great Powers should each strive to leave the other two behind and become the sole hegemon; Spain is already some way towards accomplishing this. The obvious way would be to use the second-rank nations to drag down the competing Great Powers, while carefully preserving one's own forces, and ensuring that the lesser allies did not gain too much. Another option would be to conquer enough land to gain a major culture - French, German, or even Chinese. England has already begun this with the acquisition of Japan, and Burgundy seems to have been out to collect German provinces in its recent wars with Hungary and Italy.

The second-rank nations, meanwhile, have slightly different options available to them. Only Norway is really in a position to increase its strength enough to become a Great Power; this does, however, depend on an alliance with one of the existing ones against at least one of the other two. Naturally, the Great Power ally will not wish to see Norway strengthened, but rather to weaken its rival (though in Spain's case, distant Norway might be preferable as a rival to neighbouring Burgundy and England). As the weaker party in such an alliance, Norway would have to dance carefully to make sure it got its increment of strength, rather than serving as a useful cat's paw in creating a hegemon.

Poland, Hungary and Italy, meanwhile, do not really have the strength to become first-rank Powers with a single big victory. However, their strength, individually and especially combined, is by no means negligible. Their strategy should therefore be similar to Norway's, though focused more on the long haul than on the single big victory : Ally with one or two of the Great Powers against the remainder, and try to get enough of the spoils to rise in power without giving their ally a dominant position. Hungary (which is about to become Persia) also has the option of simply waiting things out : Its sheer size will make it deadly in the Vicky era, in spite of its recent losses in Europe.

The trick, then, is that the Great Powers need the help of the second-rank powers in order to defeat their peer rivals and become sole superpowers; meanwhile the lesser powers want Great-Power aid in increasing their own power, without inadvertently creating a hegemon. The question is who will be able to take advantage of whom. May the best backstabber win...
 
Interesting analysis. I really hate utopias of all kinds, so I naturally quite like the very realistic and interesting Norwegian society.

Care to post a new map? Things did change greatly in recent times after all.
 
Ok, this time I'll get 500 words...

AAR England 1679 - 1694 The first Miozozny Regency

In 1679 the Royal Family of England decided that they wanted to live in China. So they moved to the great city of Shanghai and left government to a regent called Miozozny.

The first thing the regent did was to check the current state of the country. All advisors were summoned to give information to the newly appointed regent.

First the trade advisor arrived and told the regent that England was the biggest trader in the world. The regent was very happy and told the trade advisor to try to keep England the biggest trader.

Next the financial advisor came. He told the regent that the economy was in good shape, but that England was suffering from high inflation. Compared to some of the other powers anyway. The infrastructure was not above average as well. So the regent order a minimal-minting policy combined with heavy investment in the infrastructure.

The colonial advisor was next. He told the regent about the large colonial empire the English had. Of course some other countries had a larger colonial empire, but the English empire was nothing to be ashamed of. The regent ordered to continue colonising the tradeposts in Northern America to fully developed cities.

The diplomatic advisor was the last one. He told the regent about the good relation the country had with the Burgundians and the Spanish. The regent decided to maintain these good relation, but to try to keep out of wars. The English were not warlike and would only attack if provoked or to protect its allies.

In the early years of his regency Miozozny was visited by Spanish and Burgundian diplomats. These countries planned an attack on the Hungarians. The regent was told that the English were probably not needed and would not gain anything if they joined the war. This actually made the regent quite happy. He didn't want a war and now the English could stay at peace.

Soon war raged in Europe. The Spanish, Burungindians and Polish were fighting the Hungarians and their allies. The English watched and continued investing in infrastructure while hardly minting. In the end the Spanish and Burgundians gained some territory, which convinced the Hungarians to move their capitol to the east, where it would be safer from enemy attacks.

The following years there was peace in the world. Well, Bengal was in a war against some other Indian state, but in Europe there was peace. This peace made it harder for the English to maintain their lead in trade and small tradewars soon followed. The Polish and Byzantine CoTs were the main theatre of this competition. English had to compete with the Norwegians and Spanish for the monopolies there.

But things went really bad when the Italians decided to try to hurt the English economy. In the previous years the Italian government had followed a mercantilistic policy. They had threatened to embargo anyone that would break their monopolies in the Italian centers of trade. The English government, wanting to keep the relation with the Italians cordial, started to seriously limit the amount of traders sent to Italian CoTs.

The Italians however decided that holding the monopolies in their own CoTs was not enough. They started a campaign of breaking the English monopolies in the English CoTs in the far east. The English complained about this, but that didn't stop the Italians. Then a merchant was sent to Veneto and broke the Italian monopoly there. The Italian government immediately reacted by embargoing the English.

The English government was quite concerned about this. And annoyed too. So it was decided that the Italians would not be allowed to trade in the numerous English Centers of Trade. This did hurt the English trade efficiency, but letting the Italians get away with this behaviour was out of the question.

Reward: Conversion of Kanto (685)? Kansai was already concerted.
 
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Um... what's happening? Someone, update!
 
AAR England 1694 - 1712 The Miozozny Regency - part two

In 1694 the English government was planning an attack on Italy. The Italian actions to hurt English trade had seriously upset the English government. It was decided that this problem would be settled by force. The English allies, the Burgundians and Spanish, were notified and the Spanish, whose relations with the Italians were quite good, agreed to let England attack Italy.

The Burgundians in the meantime planned an attack on Norway, but the English didn't want to fight the Norwegians. So Burgundy attacked Norway. The Spanish in the meantime attacked Hungary-Persia, which had foolishly attacked Poland to regain some territory.

The English main fleet and main army had been sent to the Mediterranean. The plan was to land in Napoli, where half the Italian fleet was, capture the fortress and destroy the fleet. If that succeeded the English fleet would rule the sea unopposed and the war would easily been won.

A few months before the month the English received word of a major setback. The Italians had also appointed a regent, the mysterious 'Nab', and he was a better strategist than the official ruler. Before the English could react he had moved all the Italian fleet to Tuscany, where the main Italian army camped. A swift attack there would be a lot harder than an attack on Napoli, where there were no Italian armies.

The English decided to attack anyway. The Italian fleet did fight once, but was beaten. The English attempt to force it out of port failed miserably though. The landing in Tuscany was a failure and soon the English main army fled to Southern Italy. The fleet picked them up there and transported them to Alexandria to siege the fort there.

The main fleet then again went to its duty of keeping the Italian fleet in port. With the Italian fleet out of the way the English could attack any Italian colonies and so they did. Soon the war would be over according to the English.

Then again a setback occured. During a stupid accident the admiral of the main fleet died. His successor was a man with no special talents. The English did have a great admiral in its ranks, but he commanded the galley fleet in the Channel. A plan was made to get him to the main fleet as fast as possible. However, the plan failed. Just a few days before he arrived the Italian fleet attacked and beat the bigger English main fleet. The English fleet suffered several losses, before it could flee to a Burgundian port. But at least the admiral survived and had joined the main fleet.

The temporary loss of naval superiority had some serious consequences. First the army in Alexandria was destroyed by a larger Italian force. Then the Italians moved their fleet to India to recover their colonies there and attack the English colonies. The English had not been idle of course. With their best admiral in their main fleet they were in a position to strike back.
New ships had been build and the English fleet moved to India as well. A great naval battle outside of Kutch was a great victory for the English and this time the Italians were the ones that were defeated several times.

What was left of their fleet fled to one of the ports they had captured, but there were too few left to pose a threat to the English. The Italian regent was soon convinced that the Italians had lost. So he accepted the reasonable demands of the English. The Italians lost two colonies in India, would not trade in English Cots for five years and the English were allowed to trade in Italian Cots.

While the English were fighting the Italians most other powers in Europe had been fighting as well. The Burgundians had defeated the Norwegians and captured large areas in Northern Germany. The Hungarian-Persian empire had been in more trouble than the Norwegians... The Spanish had crushed them and had accepted peace for a lot of territory in the Middle East. The Polish had gotten lots of territory in Europe and the Hungarian-Persian Empire soon collapsed after the Spanish and Polish had gotten what they wanted.

OOC: Hungary-Persian perm gave up after the peace and left...one kill for Spain.

So after the Engosh and Italians signed peace there was peace in all of Europe. The English were quite happy with this and decided to continue trading as usual. The peace would soon be broken. Within a year the Burgundians attacked war-weary Italy. The Italians sought help in all of Europe and soon the Polish intervened. The English had to stand by their allies of course, so they prepared to help the Burgundians.

While the English prepared the Spanish embassador came to the regent and told him that the Spanish would attack the Burgundians if the English would help the Burgundians. Up to now the Spanish were allies of the Burgunduans and English, so the regent was quite shocked. Just a few years ago the Burgundians and English had even promised to help the Spanish if these would be attacked. And now, when the Burgundians were in need of aid (the Polish were pretty succesful) the Spanish not only did not come to their aid, but even threatened to attack if the English would help.

The English regent told the Burgundians that he couldn't help them now. The Burgundian ruler probably started some heavy negotiations with the Spanish, because after a year or so the Spanish embassador again visited the English regent. The English were allowed to help now, as long as they didn't attack Polish colonies. The English soon sent an army to help the Burgundians, but it was too late. It may have postponed the defeat, but Burgundy had to accept the Polish-Italian peace-terms. They were lenient peace-terms (these and the English peaceterms after the English-Italian war were the only lenient ones in this period...in other wars people want for the throat :( ) and Burgundy only lost two provinces.

Now the English surely would have a long period of peace. Or that's what the people and the regent tohught anyway. But soon there seemed to be trouble again. The Spanish king did not want a marriage between a member of the English royal family and the Spanish royal family. It seemed the Spanish were plotting an attack on England.

Tha explained the Spanish betrayal in the last war. With Burgundy weakened the English-Burgundian alliance was weaker. And to let England help only in Europe was a brilliant move. Without the ability to capture Polsih colonies the English support could not turn the tide, so all the dead English would die in vain. And the losses would weaken England a bit. It was even mentioned that the Spanish king may have funded the Italians during the English-Italian war. Some people even said it was the Spanish that saw the new great English admiral in a small fleet in their waters and understood the temporary weakness of the English fleet near Italy. These people say the Spanish told the Italians to attack the English main fleet immediately. If that is true the Spanish would have caused the biggest setback of the English in the whole war.

The last two point are of course not proven, but the English will have to be prepared for war as it seems that England and Burgundy are the next countries that the Spanish king wants to destroy...

AAR reward: Will wait a day for Bob. Or longer if the session of this saturday is cancelled.
 
Hmm... So much for the Triple Alliance, then. Very bloody update that was, apparently. Poland seems to be resurgent.
 
(...) When the chance finally came, it was from an unexpected direction. The German border had been quiet since the Ynglings finally accepted the loss of Bremen and Oldenburg in the late 1430s; neither Burgundian nor Norwegian elites had felt there was anything to be gained by conquering more fractious German subjects, and thus the lands between the Weser and the Elbe had been tacitly accepted by both sides as a demilitarised zone.

However, as the 1700s progressed, a new spirit of pan-Germanism was making itself felt in the subject populations of Central Europe. And unlike the other powers with significant German populations, Burgundy was well placed to take advantage of this, since its dominant Dutch culture could plausibly be presented as a close sibling to German. Thus the Burgundian state increasingly claimed itself as protector of the entire German/Dutch people, "Das ewiges Deutsches Volk" in the phrase of the day. Naturally, this put the Burgundians increasingly at odds with Norway, Italy and Hungary, who each felt that a protector of their subject races was the last thing they needed.

Though the Burgundians held an advantage in manpower and gold over any one of these antagonists, the longstanding alliance between Norway and Hungary (soon joined by Italy) might have held them at bay. However, the threat of Spanish intervention, with their vast fleet, kept Norway out of the fray when the Burgundians did finally fall upon Hungary. Attacked on two fronts, the Hungarian dynasty was forced to cede its share of Germany to the Burgundians, as well as the remaining Arabic provinces to Spain.

The Ynglings were as capable of seeing the flow of the future as the next dynasty; having (admittedly under Spanish duress) permitted the Hungarians to be carved up, they were in no position to demand help when their own turn came. Thus, a Polish overture for a secret defensive treaty was welcomed with delight, and signed forthwith. Unfortunately, focused on their own concerns, the Ynglings had failed to inform their allies of the negotiations, and were caught completely flat-footed when Hungary, thirsting for revenge, attacked Poland in early 1707.

Caught between conflicting treaties, the Ynglings, uncharacteristically, dithered. One party felt that the ancient alliance with Hungary should be honoured - although Spain, throwing its weight around as usual, made it clear that Poland remained under the protection of his Most Catholic Majesty. Another party felt that Poland, being much more closely focused on European concerns and in any case not smarting from recent abandonment, would be a better friend in a Burgundian war. The conflict eventually gave Norway the worst of both worlds : The Ynglings entered the conflict on Poland's side, angering Hungary; but only a full year after it had started, annoying the Poles no end.

The Norwegian contribution to the war was small, almost pro forma, accompanied by almost ceaseless diplomatic entreaties that both parties should cease their fighting and concentrate on the Burgundian threat. Six months after the Norwegian entry - just enough time for the deadly Yngling Hird to turn the initial stalemate into a Polish advantage - the Burgundians struck. Caught out of position, the Yngling army still fought with cold ferocity, aided by a rapid peace with Hungary. The initial battles, on well-fortified defensive terrain, went largely in Norwegian favour. But then the perennial lack of manpower began to make itself felt; the Germans, eyeing a hope of escaping their stril status for the first time in centuries, rose in support of the invaders; and an unexpected naval defeat proved the final straw. Faced with the threat of Burgundian gold financing insurrection in the Baltic and Russian provinces, and on the promise that Ynglings in the conquered lands might keep a third of their estates, Norway surrendered and began to rebuild its shattered armies.

On the face of it, the new strategic situation was grim. The remaining mainland possessions were no more than a thin coastal crust, lacking defensive depth. And with their capital city now on the border of no less than three hostile empires, and their crumbling European holdings cut off from the wealthy, populous east, the Hungarians finally abandoned their increasingly thin Magyar heritage and proclaimed a new Persian Empire in Mesopotamia. With the retreat of the Hungarian capital and concerns from Europe, the Yngling elite could no longer rely on being able to subsidise overwhelming manpower in times of war.

In all this, however, there was one stripe of light : The Poles now, for the first time ever, shared a border with Burgundy; and they proved to be in no mood to let an old alliance stand between them and their state interests. When Burgundy attacked Italy, hoping to round out their German gains and proclaim a renewed Holy Roman Empire of the German People, Polish armies, flushed with victory from their vastly successful Hungarian campaign, crossed the Elbe. The Burgundian forces were grimly fighting their way down the Apennines, or being fed into the disease-ridden siege of Venice; Polish gains were rapid and enormous. The peace treaty returned Brandenburg to their rule for the first time in centuries, and at least temporarily banished the possibility of a united Dutch-German nation.

As one might expect, the internal effects of such a shattering defeat as the Norwegian Realm had suffered were vast. In the far-extended, massively inter-related Yngling elite, there was hardly anyone who had not suffered the loss of a relative. The unexpected loss of the sea war had caused bread shortages as grain imports from Poland were cut off; several cities saw actual food riots - unusual in Norway since the military obligation of all Yngling males meant that a riot would generally be put down very brutally. More seriously, the historic unity of the Ting, which had given rise to the saying "Yngling thinks like Yngling", was broken for the first time since the election of Erling to the throne in 1390. For a while Norway hovered on the brink of actual civil war as the factions fought it out, but in the end Yngling discipline held - admittedly after several duels had been fought, removing some of the worst hotheads from the political equation.

However, the mood of the new Ting was much less complacent than that of their predecessors; one might go so far as to call it panicky. From a determination to gain new allies and win the next war, it was a short step to hunting for scapegoats for the disaster; and in a society as dominated by fear of insurrection as Norway, it was very easy to decide that disloyal elements of the lower classes were at fault, and to take one's frustrations out on a helpless target.

The position of a stril in Norway had never been that easy; but now the tightening regulations rolled out in a steady stream. Strils were forbidden to move around the country. They were required to carry a passport at all times, and show it upon any Yngling's demand. Businesses were required to have at least 50% Yngling ownership; ships were required to have an Yngling captain; smallholdings were regulated and inspected to prevent them being used as meeting places for conspirators. Nor were the Ynglings themselves immune. The old custom of infanticide for sickly children had been dying out as even the poorest members of the elite became able to feed all their offspring; now it was mandated by law for defects as small as a harelip. The military training of Yngling children, already harsh, now became almost inhumanly rigorous; fatality rates of three or even five percent between the ages of five and fifteen became common, with protesters stigmatised as traitors to the race.

Stril-baiting had always been an occasional pastime for the poorer Ynglings, but in 1713 it was institutionalised as a yearly ritual (...)

- From Berserker to Battleship : Norway 1066-1920, Bergenhus University Press​

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Late May, 1714
Møhlenpris, Bergen

Ra-ta-ta, ra-ta-ta, ra-ta-tatata... The monotonous rattle of the drums continued as it had all day, while the last group marched into the field. They were young men, though they already moved with the leonine grace that Ynglings most admired, every muscle sliding into place with no wasted effort. Most were blond; though none of them was able to show a beard, their shoulder-length hair, unbound and deliberately tangled, furthered the impression of a pride of lions - lions with the minds of men.

Their opponents waited stolidly. Where the young Ynglings tried to give off the graceful air of predators, each marching on his own, the stril boys had closed ranks like a herd of grazers. There was nothing sheeplike about them, though; hirdsmen were not trained from the age of five, but nobody survived to the third year of candidature without a healthy dose of aggression. Instead, it seemed that an entire herd of bulls - young ones, perhaps, not yet scarred by mating fights, with everything to fight and live for - stood snuffling the wind, ready for battle.

The noise of the drums was everywhere. It echoed back from brick walls, quickened heartbeats, rattled brains. For the Yngling cadets in their red and white, it might have been heartening; it was the music of their lives, the beat that woke them from their beds, marched them out on drill and parade, soothed them to sleep at night. Their opponents had no such comfort. For a stril, the everpresent rattle of the drums was the sound of Yngling dominion. Still, these boys were the best of their age groups, the ones who had been accepted into the training program for the hird, the dream of every stril - at least in Bergen. On the fringes of the Realm, the subject classes might dream of escape across the border, or of foreign conquest; but here, in the ancient heartland of the kingdom, there was no such hope. Submission, or the hird, were the options; and to be a cadet for the hird, they must be prepared to fight.

There was no ceremony; as soon as the Ynglings reached the middle of the field, the drums ceased, and the boys blurred into action. Ten Yngling boys, against fifteen strils, two years older and heavier; it should have been a slaughter. So it was, but not of Ynglings. The strils were stronger and heavier, but they had not had years of practice in striking the precise spots that kill or disable, nor the blurring speed that comes with sparring, every day from the age of five, with lead weights bound to hands and feet. The strils charged as one, shoulder to shoulder, trying to plow the Ynglings under and get to close quarters where strength and weight would count. They were met with a flurry of hands and heels, striking with deadly precision for kneecaps, groins, ribs; where an Yngling's blow hit, a stril went down, silent or groaning. Still, numbers made their weight felt too. In the tiny instant it took the cadets to recover, the stril line plowed into them. There was a brief confusion of motion as the Ynglings tried to dance out of the way, to open the range and let skill have its way. When the dust settled, eight Ynglings were still standing, several bruised or limping, one bleeding from a cheek ripped open by strong teeth.

Seeing the battle over, the stretcher bearers ran to get the hird recruits; it was necessary to teach them that Ynglings were far deadlier than they could ever hope to be, but there was no point in losing any fighting men. The Ynglings, on the other hand, were there to learn self-sufficiency; they could wait for the doctors. Indeed, the less injured were already tending the ones who couldn't get up. One had a broken leg where a booted stril had landed on him with his full weight. The other was desperately trying to draw breath through a shattered windpipe, and failing. His friends' attempts at clearing the crushed bone from the airway failed; by the time the stretcher bearers arrived, the boy was unconscious, and not breathing.

A little later, the strils, the twelve that had recovered from their beatings, stood again before their Yngling foes - one of them pale as he struggled not to put weight on his roughly splinted foot, all nine looking grim. An elder Yngling, a captain, spoke.
"You strils have done us a service, and we thank you. You have killed a weakling, a boy who could not defend himself. Extra ration of rum tonight, a visit to the recreation house tomorrow. Dismissed."

The strils raised a brief, harsh cheer before limping off the field. The captain turned to the Ynglings boys.
"As for you, you have failed. You did not protect one of your own. If you do not shield each other, who will? We are not a numerous people, and there is none who loves us. We must fight for each other, or perish. That is what it means to be an Yngling."
"Five lashes each. Dismissed."

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The requested maps :

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Europe. The loss of Germany is very partly compensated by buying two Baltic provinces from Poland. Note the vast Spanish presence in arabic lands - their main source of manpower and wealth, even beyond the New World. Poland has gained vastly; in addition to the harsh peace treaty, they got several provinces that defected when Ear left.

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Asia. Splintered as it is, Persia is not looking so powerful anymore. The Chinese continue to grow; Europe is busy with its own affairs and has had no time to prune them back.

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North America; the borders haven't moved too much. I don't show the south since they haven't changed an iota in that region - it's all a boring yellow. :)
 
Good, good. Very nice semi-dystopia. I assume that strils are commoners, correct?

In any case, with the deluge of Hungary, the revival of Poland and the disintegration of the Triple Alliance, things are bound to get interesting.
 
I don't show the south since they haven't changed an iota in that region - it's all a boring yellow.

How can yellow be boring? This yellow means, Gold. A gold coin can hire an army, and an army can bring peace and prosperity to the world. Just like it did. Both the Portuguese and Spaniards civils never died in battle, since our mighty fleet and army never allowed enemy armies to disembark in mainland iberia. Unlike those barbarians of the east, that allow their civils to be murdered in battle like pigs. And the north isnt an exception either... Allowing their german minority to be slaughtered.

Iberia, is where everyone wishes to live. A heaven in earth. Our middle class is the richest in the whole world, our serfs are free, our peasants are fat, our soldiers are proud for dying for their nation, and our women are happy to give birth to children in such a good country. ;)
 
das said:
Good, good. Very nice semi-dystopia. I assume that strils are commoners, correct?

More or less. Bit of an in-joke here : 'Stril' is a dialect word from my home town, Bergen, meaning 'someone who isn't from Bergen'. (Well, ok, the original meaning was 'the people who bring their farm goods in on market days', but it's changed a bit over the years.) It might be translated as 'hick'. I'm using it here to mean 'people who aren't Ynglings', which of course does include some nobles and stuff - even with the way I bred in CK, there were a few Swedish noble names that survived. Come to think of it, though, they've probably been absorbed into the general Yngling population by now, since that's where all the economic and political advantages are. So, yes, commoners. And foreigners. And other people that are Not Really Our Type. :)

In any case, with the deluge of Hungary, the revival of Poland and the disintegration of the Triple Alliance, things are bound to get interesting.

Indeed so - interesting times, as they say!
 
Free serfs work harder. The ones that are in the army fight to the death, because of their love for their country. Ok, free serfs also need to be paid, and increase stability costs, because they always want more. But who cares? Spain wants the best for her citizens. We are not unwashed barbarians, like these Persians or Polish.

Spain has always kept this in mind "Valour is superior to numbers". Just ask the norwegians what hapened to their BIG army down there in Cuba! Or to the Persians who fought a bloody war with us... Their superior numbers were no match for Spanish morale and technology. Not to speak about our leaders...
 
Iberia: Almost achieving supremacy


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The Reign of Domingo I, the Greedy

The Last Persian War

The Previous war with Persia was very profitable for Spain. Spain was granted vast new lands. However, it was not enough. The People of Arabia desired to be united under a single banner and a single crown. Ramiro was also aware of the vast wealth that lied in these same lands. And so, a plan was struck to deal with the Persians once and for all. As expected, they declared war on Poland. However, the current Polish monarch, was cunning: not only did he manage to reform his army, but he also managed to strike a deal with the Norwegians for the first time. The Polish asked for Norwegian aid, and the Norwegians quickly send their young men into the field. But they soon had to retreat, due to the declaration of war from the part of the Burgundians. They wanted to unify Germany, a thing Ramiro didnt like a bit, but he was busy elsewhere to deal with the Burgundians. Meanwhile in the middle east, a large invasion force was amassed with a single purpose: the liberation of the arabs from the Persian yoke. A vast and wide invasion was sent, and found little oposition in its way. The only battle that took place, was a sucess, however, Ramiro, who was leading his host, was wounded. The reason was simple. Ramiro's vest was full of medals, and he was wearing the dual-monarchy's crown. The hell spawn persians, who saw Ramiro, quickly recognized the Emperor, and decided to kill him. Ramiro survived, but was deeply wounded. The battle was won, but the Emperor had to go all the way back to Spain. After that victory, we forced the persians to peace. The polish did the same, ending with the current Persian Shah resigning from power. Nearly all of Arabia was united, to everyone's joy.

The Death of Ramiro

Ramiro got back to Spain in no time, but his wounds couldnt be healed. In less then 2 days, the emperor, who had ruled an empire where the sun never sets, sucumbed to death. All of Iberia cried, because her greatest ruler died. Ramiro was the only Spanish monarch able at warfare, as well at economy and diplomacy. During his reign, Spain saw a great enlargment of her frontiers and her economy. Ramiro was also the last Spanish Holy Roman Emperor. His dead, was indeed a very bad moment for Iberia. His son, took over the empire. Like all Jimenez, Domingo I, Ramiro's son, is an able administrator, but he lacks the war skills, needed at these dire times.

The Anglo-Spanish relations

The current English Governor, was arrogant, and neglected his country's previous relations with Spain. He always tried to get monopolies everywhere, hurting the Spanish economy badly. Iberia cried for revenge. But Spain was far from capable to deal with the English navy on its own. The current Spanish budget was low, due to the many industries being created. Domingo was some kind of pacifist, totaly unlike his father. He created many industries in Spanish soil. Ironicaly, most of these were for the war effort. Large shipyards were built on every portuguese province as well. The "Linhas de Torres Vedras" forts were erected as well. The lines erected in Portuguese soil, were the greatest forts ever seen before. The only ones that matched their greatness, were the mighty fortress complex of Toledo. Toledo is indeed the biggest fort the world as ever seen. If this fort ever falls, then Spain must be on the blink of destruction. To heal our relations with England, Domingo decided to create a meeting between the high contracting parties of the Western Alliance. We tried to convince the British of our good intentions, but they just kept threatning us, saying that they should had sided with the Italians and declared war on Spain when they could. Domingo got greatly insulted by this, and tried to get some suport from the part of the Burgundians. They, however, declared neutrality if war was declared on either side.

The Spanish Race for Naval Supremacy

Once Domingo got back in his palace, he ordered the construction of several ships. The greatest military genious gathered in a place, to create a new warship design. The result ended with the "Vasa". A triple deck warship, with hundreds of cannons. The name of this ship is Swedish. Vasa was the surname of one of the biggest military genious involved in this task. The name of this "military genious" is, Karl. Karl Vasa. After the "Vasa" was built, many other ships of the same type were built as well. Many forests disapeared in a single day. In a grand total, 993 warships were created. The English fleet didnt even had half of that number. Our admiral, proposed a quick attack on the british fleet, before this had the time to grow in number. The Emperor wanted to wait more, for the perfect oportunity to do so, and that wasnt the moment. Domingo also called more men to the reserves: a thing that never hapened in previous times. Now a question lies on the air. With a world class army, unmatched in the world, bigger in size, and totaly modern, will Iberia use it to achieve totaly world domination? And if so, will the Armada Invencible beat the British in the seas, or will it sink like 100 years ago it did versus the Norwegians? Will the Burgundians keep their bargain and declare neutrality? What about the Italians? Can they be trusted? And what if Persia makes a counter offensive in Arabia? Many dilemas hunt Domingo. And all he can do, is, pray to God that whatever action he takes, will be for the good of Iberia.

Current date is 1712.