^I have to wonder what Landon is staring at.
I am glad I can help.
It can be tricky to understand.
I am glad I can help.
It can be tricky to understand.
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It is the PAGE OF THE DAMNED!
Those who die without completing their own AAR are doomed to post messages that will never be read by anyone living!
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El Pip, can you tell us the exact Royal Navy forces in the Indian Ocean and Pacific? Maybe in some future update if you don`t want to mention it outside the story?
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Hmmmm, all's quiet on the western front.
Do I hear the faint scribblings of an update in the offing?
Hope your house move went well Pip.
Cheers!
Do I hear the faint scribblings of an update in the offing?
Hope your house move went well Pip.
Cheers!
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As we ponder the grim battlefield...
...full of burning packing cases, crushed crates, legally killed incompetent delivery van drivers and moving men, the awful truth begins to dawn on us all: that the forces of El Pip have lost the battle for their new province and are undergoing a Retreat result. Hence they are unavailable for any new orders until they arrive at their Retreat destination.
I shall fly a 'missing man' flight of Spitfire IXs overhead every day, until we hear some positive news!
...full of burning packing cases, crushed crates, legally killed incompetent delivery van drivers and moving men, the awful truth begins to dawn on us all: that the forces of El Pip have lost the battle for their new province and are undergoing a Retreat result. Hence they are unavailable for any new orders until they arrive at their Retreat destination.
I shall fly a 'missing man' flight of Spitfire IXs overhead every day, until we hear some positive news!
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...full of burning packing cases, crushed crates, legally killed incompetent delivery van drivers and moving men, the awful truth begins to dawn on us all: that the forces of El Pip have lost the battle for their new province and are undergoing a Retreat result. Hence they are unavailable for any new orders until they arrive at their Retreat destination.
I shall fly a 'missing man' flight of Spitfire IXs overhead every day, until we hear some positive news!
My Spitfire Mk IIIcs will aid.
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The Australian government commits a division of volunteer infantry to the defense of El Pip's new homeland.
Sure, we'll cause more trouble than we stop, we're unruly and absolutely no help to Pippy in his quest for order... but we'll be in the thick of it if there's a scrap!
On the eve of Anzac day; lest we forget!
Dury.
P.S. Set up those AA guns lads, lets get a little target practice in against those Spits up there!
Sure, we'll cause more trouble than we stop, we're unruly and absolutely no help to Pippy in his quest for order... but we'll be in the thick of it if there's a scrap!
On the eve of Anzac day; lest we forget!
Dury.
P.S. Set up those AA guns lads, lets get a little target practice in against those Spits up there!
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I take it that this is the traditional spamming page to be sacrificed to the AAR gods to summon forth another El Pip update.
Also, to Dury, lest we forget.
Also, to Dury, lest we forget.
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Further down the spam page we progress...in an effort to stir the one who shall bring forth much pleasurable and knowledge filled updatery...
*begins tribal dance around fire*
Uga shakka uga shakka!
*begins tribal dance around fire*
Uga shakka uga shakka!
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The Australian government commits a division of volunteer infantry to the defense of El Pip's new homeland.
Sure, we'll cause more trouble than we stop, we're unruly and absolutely no help to Pippy in his quest for order... but we'll be in the thick of it if there's a scrap!
On the eve of Anzac day; lest we forget!
Dury.
P.S. Set up those AA guns lads, lets get a little target practice in against those Spits up there!
Lord Halifax indicates a concern that this could be an belligewent move - and therefore is going up to Chequers to think about it. Has anyone heard from El Pip recently...
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Further down the spam page we progress...in an effort to stir the one who shall bring forth much pleasurable and knowledge filled updatery...
*begins tribal dance around fire*
Uga shakka uga shakka!
You know, you shouldn't really start a tribal fire in your room.
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You know, you shouldn't really start a tribal fire in your room.
Is that why all of this sprinklers in my dorm are going off? Drats! Foiled again!
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A lone Spitfire of the PRU...
...whistles over the blasted and devastated battlefield, cameras clicking away.
Back at the station, the Photographic Interpretation officer turns to RAFSpeak, who is still togged in his flying gear:
"This is the first time I've seen marsh terrain mixed with mountains - must be that, or why is the retreat taking so long?"
...whistles over the blasted and devastated battlefield, cameras clicking away.
Back at the station, the Photographic Interpretation officer turns to RAFSpeak, who is still togged in his flying gear:
"This is the first time I've seen marsh terrain mixed with mountains - must be that, or why is the retreat taking so long?"
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Hey Pip!
Just re-caught up... Fantastic updates in the interim. I thoroughly enjoyed the interactive US election, and of course your technical updates have been phenomenal. I hope your move goes well.
Cheers!
Just re-caught up... Fantastic updates in the interim. I thoroughly enjoyed the interactive US election, and of course your technical updates have been phenomenal. I hope your move goes well.
Cheers!
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Mj Gen Duritz - "Captain Jacka, what's taking your men so long to unload the AA guns? We didn't get a single shot off at that damn Spitfire!"
Capt Jacka - "Er, sorry Sir. It's just that the fella's had a good card game going and well... I was five quid up Sir!"o
Mj Gen Duritz - "Damn this lull! Where the hell is El Pip?!?"
Capt Jacka - "Er, sorry Sir. It's just that the fella's had a good card game going and well... I was five quid up Sir!"
oMj Gen Duritz - "Damn this lull! Where the hell is El Pip?!?"
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I'm back! Fully moved and with a tale to tell as to why I'm so late. If you're all ready I'll begin;
Once upon time there was a large water company that wanted a new tunnel. After much thought they picked a firm from the land of Guinness and Leprechauns to do the job, a firm renowned for it's relaxed attitude to craftsmanship and desire for nicely rounded corners. When said firm started digging it's tunnels they encountered a small problem;
The large orange thing in the middle is the machine digging the new tunnel. It wasn't supposed to hit an existing BT tunnel smack bang in the middle, in fact it wasn't even supposed to be anywhere near it. Whoops.
After this minor problem, which had telephonically inconvenienced most of East London, my firm has been called into try and fix it. On top of that we've also been busy holding the hands of many other people doing similar jobs who were concerned the same thing may happen to them. All of which has kept me busy and away from writing, but not any more. Huzzah!
So in news I hope well be of interest to you all I should have the next update ready sometime tomorrow. The words are done, pictures proving somewhat trickier.
Once upon time there was a large water company that wanted a new tunnel. After much thought they picked a firm from the land of Guinness and Leprechauns to do the job, a firm renowned for it's relaxed attitude to craftsmanship and desire for nicely rounded corners. When said firm started digging it's tunnels they encountered a small problem;
The large orange thing in the middle is the machine digging the new tunnel. It wasn't supposed to hit an existing BT tunnel smack bang in the middle, in fact it wasn't even supposed to be anywhere near it. Whoops.
After this minor problem, which had telephonically inconvenienced most of East London, my firm has been called into try and fix it. On top of that we've also been busy holding the hands of many other people doing similar jobs who were concerned the same thing may happen to them. All of which has kept me busy and away from writing, but not any more. Huzzah!
So in news I hope well be of interest to you all I should have the next update ready sometime tomorrow. The words are done, pictures proving somewhat trickier.
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