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J. Passepartout, Fiftypence and das: If only it were that easy... :(

We don't want to fight
But, by Jingo, if we do,
We've got no ships,
We've got no men,
We've got no money, too.
;)


Part 38: The Last Scramble

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Above: Canadian envy of the Imperial expansion of the Great Powers was paticularly strong in the late 1890's

Throughout the later part of 1898 and the beginning of 1899 the Canadian goverment was stuck in a funk, never more aware of the (lack of) Canadian standing in the world, which was depressingly low. Clearly, if Canada was to be anything other than a huge backwater something had to be done.

The problem was very little could be done. Action against the US was suicide. The ring of British possessions around Canada was very tempting (especially Newfoundland) but the British had just reinforced their garrisons - not that Canada could ever hope to contest control of the sea. Even Spain was still too big to attack these days, at least on their own...

In the end it was a tragic accident that drew Canadian attention to Africa. A popular missionary in Madagascar had died after nasty fall, and it naturally made the papers to be read by Halifax and his Cabinet, where in it was noted that there were still three as yet independent native African states: Madagascar itself, Zanzibar, and Ethiopia.

At once the chance was seen for a chance at glory, in the spread of European civilisation, and Halifax ordered General Williams to look into the possibility of an African Campaign. The Canadian millitary, only slightly less enthusiastic than their Goverment hastily set up a plan to send 4 full divisions (the bulk of the standing army) to Madagascar.

The expedition met with remarkably few objections in the House - all to many of the politicians were aware of Canadian weakness and desperately wanted to achieve something about it. Only Connolly and his Socialists objected in strident terms, but they were overuled.

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Above: A soldier of 1899 African Expedition

Thus on the morning of the 12th of December 1898, General Williams and his troops landed on the Southern Coast of the island, encountering no resistance. Some of the Canadian men and officers were a little dissapointed at this the hope had been for some light resistance, broken perhaps by a sabre or bayonet charge. There were high expectations that there would soon emerge a group of heroic war celebrities in the newspapers - which some of the truly ambitous hoped to launch themselves into national politics.

It was not to be however. Even as the soldiers moved slowly inland an event on the 1st day of 1900 changed everything:

It was the crack of a single pistol shot in Montreal and the end of a life.
 
Excellent a canadian africa!

Maybe a desperate turn all pops in soliders and attack the US just before the end of the game to show who is weak around these here parts.
 
Murder! Villany! Let the doors be locked! :mad:
 
Part 39: A Shot in the Night

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Above: Spectators outside Montreal Palace, just after midnight, 1st of January 1900

On the very first day of the 20th Century, as had become custom, the Emperor addressed the crowds from the balcony of the Imperial Palace, gathered in O'Neill Plaza below. For several years now Napoléon would appear (generally with the Empress and the Crown Princess by his side) just after midnight and give a speech wishing the subjects a welcome new year and detailing some of his hopes for the coming months (generally of a vague, non-threatening nature). Whilst little of substance was generally said it was a popular public occasion, even in a dark winter Montreal night, and was always full of tipsy crowds celebrating the new year.

Tonight was no exception, which was possibly why the dark haired, calm and very sober man was able to get as close to Napoléon as he did, atheletically clambering over a barricade and pointing his revolver at Napoléon in one smooth motion. He was evidently a good shot too: the single bullet struck the Emperor in the temple, killing him instantly. The assassin dropped his weapon and ran off through the panic struck crowds and the horrified cries - L'empereur est assassiné!

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Above: 'Sosso', a police sketch of the assassain, based on witness reports.

It took almost four hours before Halifax was able to gain some measure of control, clear the streets of weeping, disorientated subjects, confirm that the Emperor was really dead and - terrible task! - comfort the grieving Empress. Worst of all though was ensuring that the young princess, 15 year old Joséphine (now Empress, he assumed) and 13 year old Victoria along with their mother where smuggled out of the city, and sent under heavy guard by train to Quebec City. A traumatic experience, but one Halifax though necessary in case of another anarchist outrage.

Meanwhile the desperate search for the regicide was under way. He had managed to escape moments after the crime, but dozens of witnesses where able to give a good description of the man (see above). On the 2nd, as 'wanted' posters began appearing all over the city, the owner of a small boarding house came forward to reveal that the assassain had spent the last three nights at his place, paying in cash and answering the name 'Sosso' (or possibly 'Soso'). He was of middling height, slim, perhaps 20 and with an unfamiliar accent - Maygar possibly.

Further inquires revealed a man resembling this 'Sosso' (or 'Soso') had been seen on the early train in Toronto, a few hours after the murder. From there evidence hinted that he remained in the city before likely taking the next train to Buffalo. Where unfortunatly the trail ran cold.

Frustratingly the identity of this 'Sosso' (or 'Soso') remained a complete mystery. Who was he? Why did he act? Did he act alone or for someone else?

And just what would happen next?
 
Maygar you say.... well I think Soso works for the Hungarian government that is conspiring with the US to de-stabilize the country in preparation for a US invasion... :D but that just my impulsive conspiracy theory.
 
J. Passepartout: Joséphine, the older of Napoléon's daughters (see below).

prussiablue: Well I only said it could be Maygar, but that's just the view of one man who had never heard it before. It could come from anywhere... ;)

Part 40: Picking up the Pieces

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Above: Joséphine I (Joséphine Eugenie Napoléon Bonaparte), Empress of Canada and France (urecognised), born March 17th 1884

Extracts from the diary of Princess (later Empress) Joséphine:

4th of January 1900

Cher Diary,

I think I can finally feel well enough to write. After all dear Papa always taught me to act strong and thoughtful of others, as an Empress must.

It hurts so much! Papa was not a young man I know - he was 45! And I know some day I must lose him! But not so soon I...
[illegible, due to smearing of ink]... wait. I have been weeping again. I know he is with the angels now.

I am staying here in hiding with Maman and Torie
[Empress Victoria and Princess Victoria respectively]. I do not know where, though it is an estate close to the city, with pretty gardens all round as far as the eye can see.

I must be strong for my mother and sister.

6th of January 1900

Cher Diary,

The Marquis du Halifax has just been to see me. He has informed me that Montreal is probably safe enough for us to be returned home.

Home.

What is home without Papa laughing and telling stories, Maman at the piano, Torie dreaming after some handsome school boy she has seen? I can't bear the thought of how empty it will feel without Papa, with the rest of us in an opera of tears.

I am to be crowned Empress of Canada on Feburary the 8th. I shall be 15 years and 327 days old.


25th of January 1900

Cher Diary,

Grandmother England
[Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland] and Grandmother France [Empress Eugenie of France] have written to tell they will attend the funeral. Poor Grandmother France! To outlive ones son and husband must be so awful...

I have grown two inches since last year. I had been worried I would be too short to look grown up at the coronation, but I guess not.

Prayed for Papa again tonight. I know he is watching over me - over us - at this moment. I will honour him and do him proud. I shall love and serve my country and do him proud.

Uncle Jean
John Devoy, Comte de Montreal, has been a big help. He was Papa's dearest friend and I know I can trust his advice and support.

I am ready Papa.


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Above: Crowds celebrating the coronation, 8th February 1900

Empress Joséphine I of Canada and France was crowned in Saint-Jacques Cathedral Montreal on the 8th of February. The young, beautiful Empress was greeted with near universal joy, as the Canadians, still tear stained and black clad in mourning for their fallen ruler. As she sadly took her seat and allowed the Cardinal to place the crown on her head many in the crowd, surrounded by the princes and presidents of the world looked on her, this symbol of youth, beauty and innocence and felt comforted, in the hope that their nations luck was finally to change.

And perhaps it was.
 
Wow, 3 Empresses, what happend to the man?????

Now I am interested to know whom she intend to marry.

Great work RossN, seems like you have been quite productive lately. I can only say my prayers are answered :D
 
Four empresses. Empress of India, Empress of France, Empress of Canada, Empress Mother.

Is there to be a regent, considering our dear monarchy is fifteen years old? Grandmother England narrowly excaped a regent by turning eighteen a month before she became queen.
 
Update!
 
RossN said:
...in the hope that their nations luck was finally to change...
very sad, but life goes on. yes, Canada always deserves to have the very best of luck. at least, to me it does...

very well done! ! ! :)
 
prussiablue: Well Prince Albert and Napoleon III are long dead (from national causes), and our Napoleon only had daughters, so I guess we are under a surefit of Empress's for the time being. There are three Victoria's too! :eek:

J. Passepartout: Well spotted. :) There is indeed a Regent about to enter centre stage...

BBBD: Napoléon Eugene (our Napoléon) was thinking of Prince Eitel Friederich of Prussia (picture) who despite being Prussian, has the advantage of being the same age as Joséphine and of a suitably august family. What the Regent will make of this on the other hand is... unclear... (oh and if people want to write in eligible princes, please feel free too :D )

Vincent Julien: Sorry about the delay, college pressures! :eek:o

GhostWriter: Damn straight.

Fiftypence: Thank you. :)

Part 41: The New World

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Above: Prince Napoléon Victor Jérôme Frédéric Bonaparte (born 1862), Regent of Canada

Our span of life is brief, but is long enough for us to live well and honestly. - Cicero

The tragic death of the Emperor at the hands of a rogue madman (for so the assassain was termed - certainly no other explanation came to light yet) had seen an outpouring of genuine grief and nostalgia for a man who had led Canada for a crucial 17 years. In span of years, his reign was not quite as long as his father had ruled France, but longer than Napoléon the first and greatest had held the French throne - and unlike either Napoléon I of Canada had passed his inheritance to his child. As his dear old friend John Devoy (who gave the eulogy) merely noted:

He was not the most brilliant, the strongest or the most charismatic of men. Yet he left those in the dust as he helped build this Canada into a nation. It was his dignity, his honour, patriotism and love of his adopted countrymen that united us through many a crisis. Canada can stand very tall these days, not by strength of arms or the gold in our banks, but due to our strength of character, the strength the Emperor has brought about in us. Farewell my dear friend, we are the poorer for your loss, but incalcuably the richer for having known you.

Amusingly (for Napoleonic loyalists) the French response to the funeral had been confused. The former Prince Imperial had been the exiled monarch of Republican France... yet he had also held a throne in his own right in a Francophone country. In the end the foreign minister was sent with little, an unfortunate gesture as it impressed neither French republicans nor foreign royals.

One frenchman amongst the mourners was arriving in some ceremony. Prince Napoléon Victor Jérôme Frédéric Bonaparte (generally known as Prince Victor or Victor Jérôme), the first cousin once removed of Napoléon I of Canada, had never visited Canada before, spoke very little English, and had never met the young Empress. Nevertheless he was the closest living male relative (on the fathers side) to the Imperial Family, so became Regent almost by default, though briefly George, Duke of York (Joséphine's maternal uncle and future George V of Great Britain) was considered.

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Above: Canadian soldiers being shipped to Madagascar, February 1900

So it was that the Canadian Goverment of the first few months of the 20th Century attempted to get back to business as usual, after the excitement and sorrows of the beginning of the year. The War in Africa badly needed attention and there were other pressing concerns, so Halifax can be forgiven for assuming there would be little change under the 'new boss' (ie. the Regent).

He was shortly to learn how much of a costly error this assumption would be.
 
RossN said:
He was shortly to learn how much of a costly error this assumption would be.

Another cliffhanger :eek:
 
J. Passepartout said:
That would be incredibly cool, and would have allowed and Anglo monarch and a Franco monarch at the same time.

George would only have been regent, and not monarch. An important distinction. So, unless George had plans to overthrow the young Empress, the two thrones would have remained seperate. :) Also, George only became King in 1910, by which time I imagine the Empress will be of age, or nearing it.