Medan, Sumatra
Dutch East Indies, Kingdom of the Netherlands
Monday, August 11th 1940
‘That went quite well, Miss Cheng!’ Bond said in mild surprise, throwing his suitcase on the double bed of the small hotel room. The getting there, including passing through the dutch customs with fake passports, had gone surprisingly smoothly.
‘Yes Mr Stanley!’ Fah Lo Suee answered, giving Bond a warning glance. It wasn’t time to start shooting their mouths yet, even while staying in cover character. Bond nodded, acknowledging the warning and began a systematic search of the room for hidden microphones. It was unlikely that they would find any – even they themselves hadn’t known until they checked in what hotel they would stay at. But procedures were there to follow, and sometimes agents died if they weren’t.
The Medan Palace Hotel was a middle range establishment, certainly not as posh as the name would imply, but not down on its luck either. The wooden floor was well swept and polished, the light gauze-like curtains cleen and the bed properly made. The bibles laid out on the night tables clearly indicated what clientele the hotel pandered to – not the indigenous muslim population, but dutch colonists and european businiessmen.
Finishing his search Bond let out his breath. ‘Nothing.’ Even now, it was better not to be too overt, in case he had missed a particularly well hidden bug. Therefore he didn’t say “There are no microphones”.
Fah Lo Suee arched an eyebrow and directed a smile of mock sympathy at him. ‘Don’t sound so dissappointed, Will, dear.’
Had there been any microphones, they would have had to continue the cover of a businessman and his Chinese “secretary” of the kind that shared rooms through the night. Not something that would have displeased Bond in the least, which was what Fah was alluding to.
This brought back far too vivid memories of his recent humiliation in that respect. He couldn’t stop a pained wince from a brief haunt of his feautures.
****
Alexandria, two days earlier
They were sipping drinks at the terrace of the Windsor Palace Hotell. The night was balmy with a tang of salt and rotting seaweeds drifting in from the Mediterranean. Crickets living in the hotel Garden were making their best to blot out the cacophony coming from Alexandria’s old city, even at that late hour. The place was busy; laughter, an almost homogenous murmur of small talk, a pianist playing tunes on request.
‘I’ve been practising that line you had me work on’ Bond said, leaning over the white table cloth and affecting a smile to indicate he was not being overly serious.
‘Oh?’
‘My name is Bond. James Bond.’ His plan was to remind Fah of her earlier “lessons”, maybe suggest a refresher course or something along those lines. The effect, however, was not quite the expected one. Fah frowned slightly, cocked her head somewhat to one side which he always found almost unfairly attractive, and studied him in silence for a few seconds. He fought to remain confident and smiling under that scrutiny, but was sweating inside his light linen suit.
‘Do you want to sleep with me again, James?’ she finally asked.
‘God, yes, please!’ he spat out before having time to check himself, making Fah Lo Suee explode in that spine-chilling silver-bell laughter of hers.
‘No silly, that was a question, not an offer! Although I suppose I got my answer anyway.’
‘And?’
‘And, regrettably, no. Don’t get me wrong, I had fun with you, and as a matter of fact I wouldn’t mind a little tumble in the hay right now, to take away the aches of the journey, you know. But you’re falling in love with me, and we can’t have that. It’d come in the way of work, you’d be hurt, and far more importantly, you’d annoy me and waste my time with sentimental drivel. Convince me you no longer give a damn, and I might reconsider though. In the mean time, there’s a sporty latino type over at the bar who has been appraising me for the last thirty minutes. I’ll just go over there and see if he’s any good. I suggest you console yourself with that businessman’s wife over there. Yes, the blond pretty one who’s looking so thoroughly bored while her chubby hubby is exchanging war stories over beers with his buddies.’
Bond was so shocked he couldn’t even speak for a few moments. To his eternal and unredeemable shame, tears welled up in his eyes.
‘I don’t care about that cow!’ he blustered out.
He didn’t get any symphaty from Fah though.
‘That’s why you should vent your steam with her, or someone equally unimportant. Damn it, James! In this line of business you cannot afford that bleeding heart of yours; it’s a weakness and your enemies will exploit it. So forget me, for now at least. I’m not available!’ she concluded, knocking back her Gin Fizz before strolling over to the bar, a lioness on the prowl.
Since returning alone to the room didn’t seem like an option once he saw Fah smiling and joking with her oily admirer, Bond followed her advice, but not even his total success in that endeavour, partly thanks to those special techniques learnt from Fah was enough balm to his shattered ego. The remainder of the long journey was fraught with awkward silences and a foul mood. Now, finally arrived in Medan, he welcomed the opportunity to devote himself to work and ferret out whatever nefarious plans the Si-Fan were hatching on Sumatra.
****
Medan, August 11th
‘I’m not dissappinted, Marie’, Bond lied drawing a short, derisive ‘Ha!’ from Fah Lo Suee.
Being descended of Fu Manchu and an exiled Russian Countess, she had a mixed race cover, Marie Cheng from Hong Kong. Bond was William Stanley from Edinburgh, travelling salesman from British Steel. That identity would check out even if someonce ran it by British Steel head offices.
Bond was searching for something devastitng to say in return when the exchange was cut short by a knock on the door. The two Secret Service agents exchanged a worried glance.
‘What the hell...?’ Bond muttered, checking that his Beretta was easily avialable in the small of his back as he walked to open the door.
‘Probably the hotel management checking if we’re happy with everything’, Fah ventured to guess.
They were three, all tall, Caucasian, wearing very light tan suits and hats and narrow, discreet ties. The slight bulge to their jackets under the left armpit were a clear indication to Bond’s trained eye they were packing. For the barest instant he struggled with the decision of what to do – smash the door in their faces and escape, attack before guns came up?
‘Medan Police Department! You’re both under arrest!’ the middle man of the trio shouted under a thick moustache, brandishing an authentic-looking badge.
That decided it. They did look like police, rather than Si-Fan. As a Secret Service agent, you didn’t mess with the police of friendly countries, especially if you had done nothing illegal yet. The embassy would sort things out for them.
****
‘Fraud? Tax evasion? This is a joke, right?’ Bond’s voice was more tired than outraged.
The Dutch Police comissioner in Medan, Lucius Van der Gelden, shook his head ruefully, the slightest smile crooking the corners of his broad, toad-like mouth. The chair creaked under his weight as he leaned back. Bond half-expected him to throw up his feet on the polished oaken table top, so smug did he look, but of course he didn’t.
‘I’m afraid not, Mr Stanely. But do not worry, if there has been any misunderstanding, the court hearing should clear it up quickly enough.’
‘Which will be..?’ Bond left the question hanging in the air.
Van der Gelden shrugged. ‘Maybe tomorrow even, or the day after. Apart from some residual piracy, this is a quiet colony, Mr Stanley. The courts are not very busy.’ His wide smile, positively beaming under the wispy reddish moustache said something else.
‘That’s a relief at least!’ Bond muttered, staying in character. ‘In the mean time, I’d like you to contact the British consulate for us!’
Again, the policeman shrugged, and held out his open palms as if to show his innocence to the world. ‘Didn’t you know? Becasue of the tension with Pan-Asia, it has been evacuated. But do not worry, Mr Stanely, you will get a british lawyer well in time before the trial.’
That was a lie. Bond knew damn well the consulate was still in operation, but this confirmed what he had began to suspect as soon as he heard the charges. He had as of yet conducted no business in the Dutch East Indies, so they were patently absurd.
The agent shrugged too, and sighed deeply. ‘All right, all right. I’ll write a letter to my company so they know why I’m not carrying out my assignment here. All right?’
The policeman smiled in surprised delight. ‘Excelent idea, Mr Stanley! You do that!’
Back in the bleak brick cell, Fah Lo Suee was sitting quite calmly on the wooden bench that passed for a bed and looking for all the world as if she was just waiting for the bus.
‘The Police have been corrupted by the Si-Fan!’ Bond blurted out as soon as they were alone.
She nodded. ‘Obviously. It also means that my network has been compromised or that there is a mole at the operations branch of Secret Service HQ.’
Bond sat down next to her. ‘That’s bad. But the good news is that we have a line into the Si-Fan organisation here. It’s just a question of finding out who excatly has corrupted Van der Gelden.’
Fah smiled. ‘Aren’t you forgetting the little detail of us getting out of here?’
James shook his head. ‘Not at all. They may have taken my gun, but with those eyes of yours, I’m fully counting on a police escort out through the main door. I wonder why the Si-Fan didn’t take your hypnotic powers into account? They, if anyone, know what you can do.’
‘They are taking it into account. That’s why they’re dangling the prospect of sorting this out by tomorrow, so that we’re not tempted to escape. Wich means they plan to assainate us tonight. Probably some poisonous animal inserted through those bars.’ She nodded towards the unglassed window.
Bond paled. ‘Well, then we’d better be out of here by then.’
‘Agreed. Should I call for a guard or will you?’