Well well, here I am at it again. I doubt many people here were around for the beginning for my last AAR two years ago (which I finally did get around to finishing after a year of inactivity), but I'm going to try again. Hopefully this one will be much faster than the last one, and I'm not going to try anything involving parallel stories this time. It also won't be as serious as the last one. This one will be somewhat shorter and will probably poke a bit of fun at EU2 in the process. Now don't think I'm writing this to show my displeasure for the game - I'm not. EU2 is by far my favorite game and I've been playing it for a good two and a half years now. But I do have a bit of a sarcastic streak, and I figured I could let that shine in this.
This AAR starts in 1419, Hard/Normal, 1.08 April 21 beta, vanilla GC. I'll (obviously) be playing as Denmark. My only goal right now is to have fun. There's no target end date for this; I'll end it whenever I want. Also, I haven't played EU2 in a long time, and I was never a great player to begin with, so don't expect any brilliant strategy here.
And also, despite the title, I only speak a tiny bit of Danish. So consider this a response to anything you might say to me in that language: Jeg forstår ikke.
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