Item: KINSLAYER
Kinslayer! How I hated that word. It seemed that everywhere I went or turned, people were whispering that word. Kinslayer! Truly, I became paranoid. My vassals’ loyalty started to plummet, for, fools that they were, they chose to believe the worst of their liege lord. How their foolishness hurt my treasury, for short of going to war with them, and truth to tell I had no suitable candidates to replace them as my vassals, I had to pay to maintain their loyalty.
It was unseemly for a Duke of Brittany to be unwed, but it seemed that all my attempts to find a new wife were doomed. Kinslayer! Count Alain had a fair and capable daughter of marriageable age, but despite my repeated approaches, he refused to countenance a match. Such disloyalty! One day, his time would come, I promised myself. But for now, I had to find a bride, and then hopefully beget an heir.
Bavaria is a distant land in the kingdom of Germany, and was ruled over by its duke, Ludwig. He had a 17 year old daughter of good breeding and even better ability, especially as steward where rumour had it she was Midas-touched. Indeed, her only negative feature seemed to be that she was hare-lipped. Nonetheless, Duke Ludwig did not rebuff my initial approach, but instead he returned a picture of the young lady, Heilwiva von Wittelsbach. This showed her in profile, chosen presumably so as to avoid her harelip, and she seemed comely enough. I decided to act sooner rather than later, before any mischievous rumours reached Germany, and the good duke accepted my offer for his daughter’s hand with alacrity. She set off on the long journey across Germany and France, arriving in Brittany in May, and we were married in June.
I had to use the Byzantine cheat as every single marriage approach, even to lowly courtiers in far-distant lands was rejected by the AI. I was worried that I still had no heir (apart from Dad Geoffrey) so an early marriage seemed essential. Did it work? You’ll have to wait and read on to find out!
Item: HEILWIVA
At first, Heilwiva found life very strange in a foreign court, surrounded by strangers, and married to a husband she barely knew. She spoke reasonable Norman French, for she was after all the daughter of a duke and had been well-educated, but with a Germanic accent, not made any easier by her harelip. David in particular found it difficult to accept her presence – he still mourned his real mother – and by July 1213 he had made himself ill with worry and anxiety. My younger daughter Alix also found the transition difficult. Chastised by Heilwiva over some matter, her response was to fill Heilwiva’s bed with toads and other creatures, knowing by now that her step-mother despised such animals. When her formal court education began later that ear, I asked her tutors to pay close attention to her newly found vengeful streak.
Despite his falling ill, in November I appointed my step-son David, now grown to maturity, to be Marshal of Brittany. His early promise had been fulfilled and he had grown into a mature and sensible young man, and if he had any suspicions over his mother’s untimely death he hid them well.
In August of that year, Heilwiva had announced that she was pregnant. We were both delighted and prayed that the child that was growing inside her would be the longed for male heir. The days could not go by fast enough for me, but I could no more hasten nature’s progress than Cnut the Dane could sway the tides, but as the lengthening days marked the slow but inexorable march of time, I became more and more excitable as the birth loomed.
It was Thursday 19 May 1214, the feast of the Ascension no less, when Heilwiva gave birth to her first child and my third daughter, Ide. Her disappointment was as nothing to mine. Two wives and neither of them capable of giving me a son! Heilwiva sank into a deep depression, and looking back now, I wonder if this was the true cause of an incident that occurred 8 days later as she was churched after childbirth.
The priest of the chapel in the castle of Nantes was the same individual who had married Heilwiva and me, Father Gilles. He was a young man of no more than 30 summers, tall, slightly stooped, with fine sandy hair that did its best to resist his tonsure. He had pale watery blue eyes set above a large aquiline nose beneath which lay a mouth of such exquisite delicacy and beauty that never failed to startle. It was, and still is, custom within Holy Mother Church for a woman to be churched after having given birth, that is to say, she is ritually cleansed and received back into the bosom of the church, from whose saving Grace she is temporarily excluded after the unclean process of childbirth. This ceremony normally takes place on consecrated ground, in church or chapel or cathedral. Such was Heilwiva’s state of mind however, that she refused to leave her chamber, and thus it was that poor Father Gilles ministered to her in private.
Here Arthur explained in intimate detail the allegations made against Father Gilles by duchess Heilwiva. I have edited the section once again to spare your lady’s blushes. Suffice to say that they covered alleged improprieties that would have shamed any man let alone a man of God. Boniface, Prior.
Needless to say I had the bastard thrown into gaol immediately and a date was set for his trial. Being a priest, he fell outside my jurisdiction, but I pressed for the severest of penalties available under Canon Law. The case was heard by the Archbishop of Rouen, and Father Gilles was found guilty of behaviour unbecoming a priest. He was defrocked and those pale watery eyes put out and he was exiled to a place of his choosing, far away from Nantes. I heard later that he had taken refuge with the monks of St Michael’s Mount in Cornwall, and later still that he had taken his own life within a twelvemonth.
Looking back now, I wonder if I or the church dealt fairly with Father Gilles. Churching of a woman required the laying on of hands, and the blessing of the womb, and I cannot help but think now that maybe in her depressed state, Heilwiva reacted more hysterically than was necessary, and that the allegations and accusations she levelled against Father Gilles were false and unfounded. May God forgive me if this be true and may He purge away the blood of this innocent man that stains my soul.
This was an unusual event that I have never seen before or since “Traumatic experience with a member of the opposite sex. Heilwiva = chaste and emotionally scarred for life”
Kinslayer! How I hated that word. It seemed that everywhere I went or turned, people were whispering that word. Kinslayer! Truly, I became paranoid. My vassals’ loyalty started to plummet, for, fools that they were, they chose to believe the worst of their liege lord. How their foolishness hurt my treasury, for short of going to war with them, and truth to tell I had no suitable candidates to replace them as my vassals, I had to pay to maintain their loyalty.
It was unseemly for a Duke of Brittany to be unwed, but it seemed that all my attempts to find a new wife were doomed. Kinslayer! Count Alain had a fair and capable daughter of marriageable age, but despite my repeated approaches, he refused to countenance a match. Such disloyalty! One day, his time would come, I promised myself. But for now, I had to find a bride, and then hopefully beget an heir.
Bavaria is a distant land in the kingdom of Germany, and was ruled over by its duke, Ludwig. He had a 17 year old daughter of good breeding and even better ability, especially as steward where rumour had it she was Midas-touched. Indeed, her only negative feature seemed to be that she was hare-lipped. Nonetheless, Duke Ludwig did not rebuff my initial approach, but instead he returned a picture of the young lady, Heilwiva von Wittelsbach. This showed her in profile, chosen presumably so as to avoid her harelip, and she seemed comely enough. I decided to act sooner rather than later, before any mischievous rumours reached Germany, and the good duke accepted my offer for his daughter’s hand with alacrity. She set off on the long journey across Germany and France, arriving in Brittany in May, and we were married in June.
I had to use the Byzantine cheat as every single marriage approach, even to lowly courtiers in far-distant lands was rejected by the AI. I was worried that I still had no heir (apart from Dad Geoffrey) so an early marriage seemed essential. Did it work? You’ll have to wait and read on to find out!
Item: HEILWIVA
At first, Heilwiva found life very strange in a foreign court, surrounded by strangers, and married to a husband she barely knew. She spoke reasonable Norman French, for she was after all the daughter of a duke and had been well-educated, but with a Germanic accent, not made any easier by her harelip. David in particular found it difficult to accept her presence – he still mourned his real mother – and by July 1213 he had made himself ill with worry and anxiety. My younger daughter Alix also found the transition difficult. Chastised by Heilwiva over some matter, her response was to fill Heilwiva’s bed with toads and other creatures, knowing by now that her step-mother despised such animals. When her formal court education began later that ear, I asked her tutors to pay close attention to her newly found vengeful streak.
Despite his falling ill, in November I appointed my step-son David, now grown to maturity, to be Marshal of Brittany. His early promise had been fulfilled and he had grown into a mature and sensible young man, and if he had any suspicions over his mother’s untimely death he hid them well.
In August of that year, Heilwiva had announced that she was pregnant. We were both delighted and prayed that the child that was growing inside her would be the longed for male heir. The days could not go by fast enough for me, but I could no more hasten nature’s progress than Cnut the Dane could sway the tides, but as the lengthening days marked the slow but inexorable march of time, I became more and more excitable as the birth loomed.
It was Thursday 19 May 1214, the feast of the Ascension no less, when Heilwiva gave birth to her first child and my third daughter, Ide. Her disappointment was as nothing to mine. Two wives and neither of them capable of giving me a son! Heilwiva sank into a deep depression, and looking back now, I wonder if this was the true cause of an incident that occurred 8 days later as she was churched after childbirth.
The priest of the chapel in the castle of Nantes was the same individual who had married Heilwiva and me, Father Gilles. He was a young man of no more than 30 summers, tall, slightly stooped, with fine sandy hair that did its best to resist his tonsure. He had pale watery blue eyes set above a large aquiline nose beneath which lay a mouth of such exquisite delicacy and beauty that never failed to startle. It was, and still is, custom within Holy Mother Church for a woman to be churched after having given birth, that is to say, she is ritually cleansed and received back into the bosom of the church, from whose saving Grace she is temporarily excluded after the unclean process of childbirth. This ceremony normally takes place on consecrated ground, in church or chapel or cathedral. Such was Heilwiva’s state of mind however, that she refused to leave her chamber, and thus it was that poor Father Gilles ministered to her in private.
Here Arthur explained in intimate detail the allegations made against Father Gilles by duchess Heilwiva. I have edited the section once again to spare your lady’s blushes. Suffice to say that they covered alleged improprieties that would have shamed any man let alone a man of God. Boniface, Prior.
Needless to say I had the bastard thrown into gaol immediately and a date was set for his trial. Being a priest, he fell outside my jurisdiction, but I pressed for the severest of penalties available under Canon Law. The case was heard by the Archbishop of Rouen, and Father Gilles was found guilty of behaviour unbecoming a priest. He was defrocked and those pale watery eyes put out and he was exiled to a place of his choosing, far away from Nantes. I heard later that he had taken refuge with the monks of St Michael’s Mount in Cornwall, and later still that he had taken his own life within a twelvemonth.
Looking back now, I wonder if I or the church dealt fairly with Father Gilles. Churching of a woman required the laying on of hands, and the blessing of the womb, and I cannot help but think now that maybe in her depressed state, Heilwiva reacted more hysterically than was necessary, and that the allegations and accusations she levelled against Father Gilles were false and unfounded. May God forgive me if this be true and may He purge away the blood of this innocent man that stains my soul.
This was an unusual event that I have never seen before or since “Traumatic experience with a member of the opposite sex. Heilwiva = chaste and emotionally scarred for life”