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    Gatherer of Clouds: A Russian Odyssey

    Greek literature is interesting in that it was characterized by a Platonic striving towards the perfect form; as such, it seems to us rather repetitive and formulaic. What many new students of the Greeks do not understand is that the great ancient authors proved themselves unique through a restrictive form, instead of, as many later authors would, through trying to create a new, revolutionary form of their own. This sort of behavior led to phoenomenons like stock-names: terms used to fill the right meter, which were so commonplace as to become synonymous with what they replaced. When one reads Greek poetry well-translated or in the original language, there's an overpowering tendency to repeat central phrases and motifs.
    In AARs, much the same can be seen: while there exist truly unique formats, such as the epistolic 'Byzantine Letters', or the unique point-of-view used in 'A Crown of Ice and Snow', for the most part genius must shine through format; either a straightforward report or an elaborate conceit working with the same 84, 401, or 12 years of history each and every time. There is little way to escape this, and so various 'stock phrases' and 'stock ideas' of the AAR community's own have come to arise.
    The Big White Blob -- a happy country surrounded whose ultimate job is to separate otherwise natural enemies, the guardian of the oldest passions and an almost willing conquest -- it makes a natural Dionysus. Vicky's British Empire -- a nation whose wrath is to be dreaded, difficult to outwit and nigh-on impossible to outfight, able to rebound from any defeat to crush the indolent and complacent -- is a perfect Ares. Bismarck's Prussia and Germany -- a thing of loath change and bloody wealth, by its nature swallowing smaller and weaker nations by the mouthful, a country with which there are no friendships, merely alliances of necessity -- is the picture of Hades. The United States, who start weak and forge from nothing the greatest nation, in whose shoes there is no victory in overcoming adversity but in fulfulling potential, the ugliest of nations which seduces the greatest players -- who better Hephaestus?

    The list goes on. But these are not important. What is important is the king: not the mightiest, for many of the great tales end in the foiling of his ambitions, nor the wisest, as he is often his own greatest enemy, but he in whose hands the world and all above it ultimately rests; where his brothers, children, and the many denizens of his land's myths faltered for want of power, he faltered only for its misuse. It is for this reason that the Greeks gave him the unwontedly poetic moniker


    GATHERER OF CLOUDS


    A Russian Odyssey

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    Russia industrializes, building steel and lumber factories with her stores of machine parts and ample surpluses. Some naval technologies are traded with Prussia for some industrial technologies. There is no expansion of the military save the organization of reservists; the men are gathered together and broken up into cavalry and infantry. The Piratini Republic surrenders without a fight. Brazil will enjoy a moment in the sun for a year or so.

    Things begin, as they often do, with a war; not a war against the great pauper paper dragon of the east, nor the craven, ragged men of the steppes, nor rugged and poor Scandinavia, nor rugged and fierce Turkey, nor old, feckless Persia.

    War is declared against Prussia. And surely enough, all of Germany joins in.



    In the beginning, the plan is to attack through East Prussia and spill into Prussia by foot.



    Soon, it is realized that in such a war, Prussia shall certainly hold the advantage, having far too many allies and relatively little front to defend on its own. So a new plan is readied:






    Prussia will be isolated and destroyed.



    Mecklemburg, Hamburg, and Lubeck are destroyed. Prussia must fight just to retain what was once a natural part of Germany.



    Ignoring the Polish front leads to a general breakthrough; as Russia runs rampant across the German heartland, Prussia triumphantly marches into rebellious farmland.



    Thankfully, a newly-trained cavalry corps is able to force Prussia and allies to pay for every acre.



    After the overrunning of Oldenburg and Bremen, the Russians turn to massive Hannover: too large to swallow whole...



    ...but not too large to have their asses handed to them.



    While the Russians are riding horses hard through the woods of Saxony...



    ...another force moves to keep Austria, Prussia's largest, palest, and most lumpy ally, in check.



    Peace is declared: in exchange for military access, the Russians will stop hurting Austria so very much.



    As Saxony lays dying, Russia begins to use Bavaria, the heftiest, pastiest, and most protuberant of Prussia's remaining allies, as a punching-bag.



    I'd also like to take this time to note that Carlist Spain (or her successor-state) is a Great Power and vanilla Spain isn't.



    Two new, smaller cavalry groups are organized, one under the indefatigable Vasilchikov...



    ...and another under Paskevich, who, as cavalry generals go, I would especially not want to meet in a dark alley.



    Peace is soon made with Wurttemburg and Bavaria, and the collectively medium-to-large, somewhat bulgy, and certainly more faded than average Hessian states go to the chopping block.



    And, predictably enough, get their heads chopped off.



    Baden is the last remaining Prussian satrap, and it doesn't exactly put up much of a fight.



    Meanwhile, on the Eastern Front, massive hordes of valiant Russian cannon-fodder dash around separating and killing off German armies.



    Surely enough, in jig time, the Prussians are alone...
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    And there you go! The first update. I'll probably play around with the format and tone quite a bit, but that goes without saying.

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    el predsidente,

    An astonishing strategy - to chew the Germanies up before they can unite - I can guess that before 1840, Russia will stretch unbroken to the North Sea (or something like that).
    I guess I can take the reference in your intro as a compliment, so thanks. Now, let's see those Russian hordes do what they do best.

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    Last edited by Heretic; 11-11-2004 at 08:13.

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    In last week's episode, Mother Russia stormed Germany hard and fast with armies of gallant cavalry. Now that Prussia is alone and in a corner, it's time to beat her up and steal her lunch money!



    As can clearly be seen, there are advantages and disadvantages for each of Prussia and Russia in this campaign. Let's go over them, shall we?

    Prussia used to have far too many freaking allies...



    ...but clearly we've fixed that.

    And while Russia has a slight handicap for using only cavalry in this campaign...



    ...I make up for it by using them in true Russian-army fashion!



    While Russia was beating up on Prussia's little friends, they managed to occupy an utterly unacceptable amount of Russian territory...





    ...which we're managing.

    Really, it's clear Russia's only permanent disability is my inability to stop humming that goddamn White Stripes song while I'm playing it.



    doo duh DOO duh duh DOOOOO duh! doo duh DOO duh duh DOO DEE DUH DOO

    At some indeterminate point in late 1840, the Ottoman Empire decided to become the first rat in recorded history to claw its way onto a sinking ship.




    Frankly, between them and Prussia, it's hard to tell who's getting the short end of the stick here.

    Some months later, in January, the ass-beating concludes in the Rhineland...



    ...the Ottomans advance boldly into more Ukrainian farmland...



    ...and, well, we'll just let this one pass without comment.



    A few more months pass, finding us in May 1841. Prussia chokes valiantly:



    The Ottomans go back into Bessarabia, not realizing that Prussia will soon make their attrition and hard planning come to naught:



    And, of course...



    ...Yup. Good ol' dependable Turkey.

    A month or two more pass; the Prussians offer peace. I figure I'd better take it before the Turks actually get around to taking something worthwhile and the peace score goes down a point.

    As of June 29, 1841, Prussia has been humbled, the Ottoman Empire has become a personal laughingstock, and I'm still humming that damn song.



    doo duh doo duh doo duh doo duh DOO DUH DOO DUH DOO DUH DOO DUH DOOoooo

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    Hehe. Sweet. I see influences from a lot of AARs in this one. Or is it that so many AARs have been written that no matter what style you write in, someone has done it before?
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    anonymous,

    I think that was part of what el presidente's introduction alluded to - a story form can be strengthened by being part of a tradition.

    Yeah, el presidente, do you plan to keep all that land in Germany, or maybe join it up to mother Russia? is this a WC off to a flying start, or do you have more esoteric goals?

    Heretic

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    Anonymous: The goal of Gatherer of Clouds so far seems to be messing around with Vicky and having fun doing it. I might get a more concrete goal (say, conquering Europe or the world or whatever) part of the way in, but as it stands, I'm pretty much playing by ear.

    The visible influence from various AARs almost certainly comes of the fact that this AAR is much more relaxed and less stylistic than my other (big) one -- so the stuff I've absorbed over the last, oh, six months or so, has been free to seep out.

    I predicted this, thus the intro; also, there's been lots of Russian AARs, most of them played better than mine and certainly more useful and goal-oriented. However, I'm having fun with this one and that's about what matters.

    Heretic: I don't think you can ever go far wrong continuously kidney-punching Prussia. There might be a Turkish war sometime in the future; who knows.

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    Wow, GOOD AAR so far

    You're my kind of player. You "shit your pants and dive in" right off the bat (to quote "Reservoir Dogs")
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    What were the peace terms?

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    Hasskugel: Seems like a relatively lenient Memel, Wirttenbirge, Halle, Siegmaringen, and Stendal to Russia. Prussia was occupied except for 3 or 4 provinces and the Ottoman Empire was beginning to do a fair to middling impersonation of a competent invader, so I figured I probably wasn't getting much better. They offered it and I took it.

    You'll notice as this AAR goes on that I tend to toy with my opponents much as a housecat cat does with a mouse; this is half because I don't enjoy running a war on any longer than it needs to go, and half because my habit of playing small, futureless nations has lead to a set of instinctive habits which just look spineless when playing a big nation (which are, admittedly, rather good to have when you're looking to avoid getting curbstomped).

    I'm getting over it, though. Maybe by the time 1860 rolls around, I'm going to be running around the world planting the Russian flag places which it is not supposed to go, laughing like a madman, and sacrificing divisions, nay, entire corps, without blinking an eye. We'll have to wait and see.

    Henry V. Keiper: Yet another reason I've gotta see Reservoir Dogs. Thanks for the compliments; I'm really astonished that my second AAR* has a roughly 1:3 post to comment ratio, and very happy about how things are going so far.

    (*okay if you pretend it's actually my second AAR I promise to return to the Theodoros one someday and actually start playing the Columbia one, really, no fooling)
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