Good grief, how immensely inebriating it is to wallow in congratulation messages celebrating my (
utter lack of ) talent !
But as promised, I must pass this award to a person who truly deserves it, and I think I have just the right person in mind. Let's face it, he writes such a good AAR that it is downright humbling, and I am not ashamed to confess I hired Three Corsican thugs to beat him into a pulp to teach him a lesson about the perils of being
that humbling. For any reader interested, they accept monthly payments, and with the last one you get a picture of the dear departed.
So, anyway, it's now time for me to announce (drum rolls) that my selection for Writer of the Week is (drum rolls louder) is... (drum rolls deafeningly) is...
*leaves and shoots the drummer*
Sorry, I couldn't concentrate with all that ruckus. Well, here you are people, ladies and gentlemen, I give you as Writer of the Week...
Phoenix Dace !
Still-breathing author of the breathtaking
Services for one's country, in war and peace alike
Oh, and before my 15 minutes of fame finally die down, I urge you all Crossfires readers to vote in France's 1939 Presidential election !