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    Quote Originally Posted by merrick
    Nice contrast of playing and writing styles - It'll be interesting to see where this goes...

    In other news, Brandenburg is distressingly large and scary, Austria is bringing a whole new meaning to the term 'decentralised', and Bulgaria (say again, Bulgaria) has taken down the Ottomans.... Looks like fun!
    Well basically we wanted to see if Flame of Udun was as good as he said he was. And I'm sure Von Loch Ness is very pleased about Bulgaria too.
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    Be careful with your shared ambition
    It may end up in a gigantic partition
    If every writer
    Has to be both banker and fighter
    Each surpassing another
    To Europe, a bother
    It'll end with a crash
    As England, France and the Polish
    Will greatly demolish
    Denmark in a quick dash.

    Not every king creates empires
    Even though it may be among his greatest desires
    Not every king shatters the work of others
    Even though they may be his brothers

    Care should be taken. One of you may need to hold a peaceful period.

    But perhaps you've already thought of that.

    I like your writing styles, variation is good.
    Another hero, another mindless crime,
    behind the curtain in the pantomime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by merrick
    Nice contrast of playing and writing styles - It'll be interesting to see where this goes...

    In other news, Brandenburg is distressingly large and scary, Austria is bringing a whole new meaning to the term 'decentralised', and Bulgaria (say again, Bulgaria) has taken down the Ottomans.... Looks like fun!
    well, i'm not sure it'll go anywhere, you know
    it's the second day since i played my 30 years, and i havent written anything, sorry guys, i had abslutely no time at all
    i hope we'll have an update from me on Monday... i have no idea what my AAR will look like.. but definitely not a narrative one, i cant do that.

    and yea, i'm Bulgarian so i'm quite happy to see it rule over the Balkans and parts of Anatolia

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    You are trying to eliminate Sweden?

    BASTARDS! :S

    I am going to avoid this thread in protest from now on....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skarion
    You are trying to eliminate Sweden?

    BASTARDS! :S

    I am going to avoid this thread in protest from now on....
    well, they attacked me. And Denmark doesn't really have a choice
    We won't eliminate it yet though, it's a vassal of the Danish crown... so keep reading

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    Quote Originally Posted by von Loch Ness
    well, i'm not sure it'll go anywhere, you know
    it's the second day since i played my 30 years, and i havent written anything, sorry guys, i had abslutely no time at all
    i hope we'll have an update from me on Monday... i have no idea what my AAR will look like.. but definitely not a narrative one, i cant do that.

    and yea, i'm Bulgarian so i'm quite happy to see it rule over the Balkans and parts of Anatolia
    Hurry up with this AAR , I can't write my untile you finish yours
    Whispering the tales of gore, of how we calmed the tides of war.

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    On Panda Pride and Mish-Mash

    *******



    Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, with tonights edition of Im a Dane and Im Okay.
    Let the curtains rise!


    No you idiots, the other curtains!!
    There you go



    Today, a group of left extremist rebels declared their will to fight for a panda-free government, as response to the recent increase in panda representatives in the local structures of his majestys administration in Ostlandet. Severe outbursts of dislike for fellow citizens shook the tiny vicinity of this quiet Danish region...
    Reporting live, from the epicentre of the revolt is our wonderful colleague, Lorrie.



    Good evening. Today this tranquil village behind me was torn by civil war when a panda-pride parade ended with dire consequences for the bamboo-consuming part of the population. A local racist organization interrupted the peaceful festivities with anti-panda shouts and boos, chasing the pandas throughout downtown Ostlandet with knives, forks and chopsticks.
    In an attempt to protect the pandas human rights, the Kings officials have agreed to ransom them for lots and lots of meat. It is a dire day indeed
    Reporting live, from Ostlandet, Lorrie for Im a Dane and Im Okay.


    Thank you, Lorrie, were back to the other less important news of the day.
    After eating at Macdonalds for months, our Royal Highness Eric VII has exploded. His Royal Carcassness has reportedly rocketed to various parts of the country. Oily, fat, Burger King-hating, hamburger-fuelled bodyparts hailed on the unsuspecting hungry subjects, who devoured the late King.


    a royal explosion

    "Unfortunately, this little incident caused an international diplomatic mish-mash. For more on the subject, we have an exclusive interview with a connoisseur on mish-mashes."


    Mr. Porridgessen, what are your thoughts on the latest events in the world of cooking and diplomacy?
    Sadly, it appears that our fellow Brandenburgers thought we blamed them for the cholesterol- Hamburgers, Brandenburgers, you know... A mish-mash it is, indeed.
    Back to the studio. We will be broadcasting live again as this hot culinary collision unfolds.



    Many thanks to Mr. Porridgessen for his insiders review of the current affairs.
    And now...
    The Aarhus Cabaret of Severely Braindamaged Puppet Masters presenting their new show I Was a Middleaged Ugly Puppet!


    nifty. sex sells.

    Several years later the Brandenburger war was over, after numerous attempts at a peace deal. The Kinkdoms brave armies had been sent to the last men into Brandenburg and laid siege on all of its provinces in a matter of months, while the enemies troops were gloriously left to plunder and rape the Danish countryside and enjoy the marvels of our culture. So numerous were the Polish visitors having fun in Pommern, that they could barely be accommodated on the citys streets and ruins.

    A brave Pole in Pommern

    The grand tourist project went on for about 3 years when Brandenburg finally capitulated and surrendered its two richest German-populated provinces as a sign of appreciation of the time they had had in Denmark during the cultural olympiad.
    Soon all of Europe was exchanging know-how, ideas and people as Denmark and Brandenburg had. Just for fun, Bohemia and Hungary declared war too, but did not want to send in armies because of the slow bureaucratic-ridden process of obtaining a Visa.

    bureaucracy

    Years of grand internal planning and boredom followed. Hans was progressively getting glued to his bed...
    The eight months of battles with Austria in the Lowlands couldnt move him, neither could the 17 peaceful years that followed. His Majestys subjects were also getting fatter and dumber, watching too much Television, eating Hamburgers despite poor King Erics explosion, and picking up bad smoking habits from their progressive Dutch neighbours.
    The Panda population of the country thrived and built three manufactories because everyone was too lazy to eat them.

    Modern Danish scientists

    Thirty years of pointless wars, limited internal planning and a small Explosion marked the Golden Age of Denmark under His Majesty Eric and His Even Bigger But Not So Majestic Majesty Hans (There is only one King, you know.. the Fat King)

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    Abondomed?
    Stay cool,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rythin
    Abondomed?
    Matija.

    that's what the disease is called, last time i checked

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    I understand only most obvious jokes. Explaination, anyone...?
    Stay cool,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rythin
    I understand only most obvious jokes. Explaination, anyone...?
    Matija is lazy, we're waiting for him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flame of Udn
    Matija is lazy, we're waiting for him
    I think it would count as aboundoned
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    Quote Originally Posted by matija
    Hurry up with this AAR , I can't write my untile you finish yours
    i'd just like to quote this



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    good pictures, you are a competitioner to Seen and Flatus
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    It starts and it ends with you!

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    Well since Matija, flamey and VLN gave up on this long ago, I will finish this AAR off by myself. Wish me luck.
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    and because i still own 1/4th of this masterpiece, vE has agreed to omit every fourth symbol (letter/number/space), so as not to violate my copyrights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Engel
    Well since Matija, flamey and VLN gave up on this long ago, I will finish this AAR off by myself. Wish me luck.
    I did? I'm still waiting for that update of Matija's

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    Good luck
    Godin, sta ons bij in deze veranderende wereld!
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    http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/...d.php?t=190282 ---> My first AAR... [for sale!]

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