Ok, this is completely a fun AAR.Although dates will be used, they will only be ussd to ensure that the reader does not get completely lost . It is modelled after Star Wars. Right now, Luke is to be played by Yabba the Slim Others will be introduced as the AAR continues. Do not worry, they will all be there, even if creative liberties have to be taken(wait for the introduction of Chewbacca .So sit back grab a beer enjoy
Ethiopia is only major
1000d starting treasury
2 col dyn to start
1 Conq in capital
CoT in Anglia,Astrakhan and Reval
Normal Tax, 1492 start
Theme from Star Wars plays: The story begins...
Episode IV: A Weird Dream
We find our hero, Yabba the Slim sipping a daquiri in Axum. He watches the mighty army of Ethiopia march in circles, until he grows dizzy. He gets up stretches, and shields his face from the Sun. He is a strange one, this Yabba. He is not like the other Ethiopians. He is light skinned, but tanned fairly well, where others are dark as night. This has always made him a special case. He works, from time to time, on his uncle's farm. He doesn't like work, as he is lazy at heart. But when duty calls(or, in the case of his Aunt, screams loud enough to scare lions away) he responds. So, it is no surprise that he runs(walks) hurriedly(leisurely) home. His Aunt and Uncle sit outside the farm house, sipping on daquirri's. His Aunt looks as though she is ready to call out again. Yabba sprints to her side.
"Where were you, Yabba? Don't you know we cannot do this work ourselves? What do I look like? Your mother? Now get to work!"
Yabba takes a deep breah( panting) " one..one..one..one second.." (panting hard)"O..o...O..k.Whew!I was watching the army march. Don't you want me to be a good warrior?Isn't that what every parent wants?"
Yabba's Unlce, Yeega The Monstrously Bloated,tries to get out of his seat, but is stuck. So, he motions for Yabba to approach. Yabba is cautious. Yeega might decide to eat him, if Yabba isn't careful.
"Yabba, there are three things flawed with that statement: 1)We are not your parents. 2) We would not have you die. Then who would work the farm.and 3) If you don't do the work for us here, I may have an accident, eat too much, hint hint, nudge nudge, wink wink..." Yeega gives a big toothless grin.
Yabba shivers, nods, and sets about the farm. He feeds the animals, working long and hard, until late in the day. This is so not Yabba! He should be sipping daquirris, checking out all the beautiful women in town. Sigh...
That night, Yabba slumps into his bed, and falls into a deep sleep. He ha a very strange dream...
Yabba finds himself in a dark room. There is a faint light above him, so Yabba thinks that he must be in a hole. He hears splashes behind him, and turns to see a Maccaw and a Spider Monkey. The Monkey rides the Maccaw as though the Maccaw were some comical mount. They walk next to Yabba, and the Monkey speaks...
"Hello, young man. I see we are both in the same place, hmm? I wonder, would you be averse to working together to get out of here"
Yabba is dumbfounded. He has never met a talking Monkey before! His draw drops six inches. The Monkey seeing this, clears his throat, and continues..." Well I see you need to we need be introduced. I am called Mwahaha. And this "motioning to his mount,"is Doobya."
"Meep meep!" Doobya seems unable to speak,possibly too simple.
"Muh muh muh my name is Y-Y-Ya-Yabba" Yabba manages to stammer out.
Mwahaha looks Yabba up and down, smiles, and motions to the light above them...
"Well Y-Y-Ya-Yabba, lets try and get to that light. Maybe we can climb up something?"
They begin to search for a way up. The walls are spongy, but Yabba begins to climb up..