Hmm, fighting a man eater?
Would have been easier if you were a female... :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Would have been easier if you were a female... :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Birger glanced up a the giant tapestries.
Then he glanced down at the small maps clutched in his massive hands.
Then he glanced up at the giant, and very expensive, tapestries.
:rofl:
I loved this little exchange.
I think Birger is my favourite character thus far.
"You can't make a saint without splitting a few skulls"
-classic...
When I read that stream of adjectives (they are adjectives, right? Never been one for grammatical naming conventions), I couldn't help but think of a puberty-stricken schoolboy who is getting a little too carried away by the mental imagery his raging hormones are creating. Nice also to see Cathaoir do the chicken dance.
Altogether good progress in bringing civilization* to the godless natives of North America.
*Or death. After all, what's the difference, right?
By the way, have you found some sort of Gothic poem generator online, or are you coming up with this driv... inspired poetry yourself?
Just like in the good old days of conquering the Finnish and German pagans! Delightful as always.
One has to love the pure logic of Birger...
Hmm, fighting a man eater?
Would have been easier if you were a female... :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
"Emperor eaten by bear... again!"
I caught up with part I shortly before Gudrod's death. Ah, the memories! Nice going.
A Hard-Nosed Snack... I just hope the bear wasn't done any harm...
:rofl: Great way to go!
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:rofl: I just noticed this. Nice work with the Book of Mormon photoshop, I didn't even notice at first.
I find this especially hilarious because I'm Mormon, so... yeah.
Anyway, keep writing the adventures of the Crovan Clan!
Wow. Bard sure lost the plot comprehensively (as well as some choice body parts - all of them). There is nothing I can think of to say that will measure up to the utter stupidity shown by Bard, so I'll just leave it be.
Very enlightening to read the bear trainers' exchange.
So we move on to Erik. A blank slate, whose reputation has not yet been sullied. Perhaps this will mark a turning point - perhaps a sane monarch will finally ascend to the throne!
Then again, considering the genetic burden he's up against, the boy has no chance.
Poor Charles - I'm sure that's not the way he wanted to go. At least he managed to apologize for forcing Erik to kill him.
Shame about your Chinese expedition, but clearly the Russian war took precedence. Considering the hordes they could throw at you, I think you made a pretty clean getaway, just giving up some money and a Finnish (Swedish? Let's just call it 'Scandinavian') hellhole.
I wonder if Charles' fate is indicative of Cathaoir's future. One can dream, I guess...
EDIT: Just realized he's descended from Asta. If her particular 'qualities' are genetic, then we can look forward to some serious awesomeness!.
General Winter knows the Crovans all too well...........
What is this? A semi-detailed report from a war? In this AAR?
Something must be afoot.
You have no hope against TEH russian juggernaut...
A Crovan Emperor capable of a train of thought... where has the world come to???
Heh, there hasn't been a decent reverie since 1452... so true.
Also, I was surprised that it was for once the upstart poet that bit it, and not the official poet or the emperor.
Good to see a crovan emperor who stabs his enmies asap. Doing it the old way.