Chapter 24: Bohemian Rhapsody
Conveniently for the Empire, a 12,000 man cavalry army was pacifying the Emperor's Austrian territories when Lithuania attacked Riga. That army moved towards Bohemia, crushing small Bohemian detachments at Lienz on February 1st and Salzburg on the 11th.
On March 30th, a Bohemian army was trapped in Bohemia province and crushed, and a larger one was routed near the same spot on April 16th, leaving Bohemia defenseless to Imperial sieges.
On May 16th, Lithuania annexed Riga, leading to one of the oddest moments in history. On June 2nd, an Imperial adviser got confused on some paperwork he was working on, and inadvertently signed a white peace with Lithuania, ending the war with Lithuania and Bohemia. The Imperial armies were baffled at their orders to pull up their sieges and leave.
Before the armies could get bored, Poland declared war on Magdeburg on June 13th, bringing Brandenburg, Thuringia, and the Empire to Magdeburg's defense. In retrospect, ending the war with Lithuania allowed Imperial armies to focus on the large and competent Polish armies - a fact that would not help the poor adviser.
Imperial armies raced north to relieve Brandenburg, beating back a Polish expeditionary force with heavy casualties on October 30th.
The next few months of war turned into a stalemate, as Imperial forces didn't have enough men in theatre to beat back the Polish armies. Hit and run attacks ate at Polish manpower, but the Polish armies were gaining ground.
In January 1480, Rene learned that his first cousin, Louis, was stupidly divulging state secrets to foreigners. While Rene's first impulse was to have Louis executed, his advisers prevailed in suggesting that executing his cousin would anger the nobles, even if it was for cause.
March of 1480 brought better news: Caux celebrated their 50th anniversary of Imperial rule, Vendee defected from the British to the Empire, and a British force was crushed in Apulia on the 29th. That would be the last good news for a while...
Notes:
* Accept...decline...same difference!
* Poland's cavalry heavy armies and large stacks are a pain.
* If you haven't noticed, I haven't been at peace long enough to even try to annex anyone. I'm not sure I could anyway with my badboy - it's so hard to keep badboy down when you have to take provinces away from misbehaving countries. *nods sagely*