why couldn't you declare war directly on Milan, are they allied or guranteed by someone strong. Or are they in the HRE, I forgot.
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Bad Benito
Benito - " We need to reclaim what is ours. Milan will pay."
Diplomat Gina - " But sir..."
Benito - " Not now, im preparing."
Diplomat Gina - " But Benito!"
Benito - " Not now! Send the Attack Orders!"
Diplomat Gina - " I tried to tell you..."
Benito - " What?!"
Diplomat Gina - " Milan will join us, in any war!!! We are stronger."
Benito - " uh this is just crap."
Diplomat Gina - " You should have cancelled the Alliance with Milan"
Benito - " You think? Get peace with them, we have no problem with them."
Gian - " Look Benito, i decieded we should no longer follow the Pope!"
Benito - " WHAT?!"
:rofl:
Mistakes all around, Bonito should have his other hand bitten off and then he should kill Gian.
I do think it is hilarious that you didn't check to see if you had an alliance with milan
Mistakes all around, Bonito should have his other hand bitten off and then he should kill Gian.
I do think it is hilarious that you didn't check to see if you had an alliance with milan
EUROO7 said:NO! Bad Gian!
*Hits Gians Hand*
Bad Gian? It's Benito's Poor Planning :rofl:
Enewald said:Hehe, Vatican is yours. Should mean more money. Or not.
Foolish milans.
Actually it Doesn't since well , I'm still catholic.
comagoosie said::rofl:
Mistakes all around, Bonito should have his other hand bitten off and then he should kill Gian.
I do think it is hilarious that you didn't check to see if you had an alliance with milan
Yea.... I thought Milan would go to the Aid of Albania, Stupid me.
rocky43 said:
Thank you.
Here We Go Again
Benito - " How's everything looking Gian?"
Gian - " Oh decent enough, New Roman Emperor again. It's back in Wine Country."
Benito - " Meh, There Beat up, dunno what the electors are thinking."
Gian - " Oh, i forgot to mention one tiny thing...."
Benito - " Whats that?"
Gian - " Well, i think Gina should say, its not gonna make you happy."
Benito - " GINA! What has Gian done?"
Diplomat Gina - " Oh? You haven't heard? He Moved our troops into Venizea."
Benito - " Yea? So?"
Diplomat Gina - " We don't control that. We are at war now..."
Benito - " WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?"
Benito - " Bloody hell, Gian talk to me before you do this crap."
Gian - " I don't have to, im no longer under the Pope!"
Benito - " I'm not the POPE!! I'm higher than you."
Gian - " No your not *Sticks tounge out*"
Benito - " Don't be childish!"
Gian - " Your a CHILD! *Runs out of the room*"
Benito - " Stupid Grown men, with Children Minds."
General Jackson IV - " My lord, we have won Aquileia, and Venice!"
Benito - " Very well."
Colonel Treeloco - " Sir, This is what our War looks like."
Perhaps you should try to obtain the Imperial crown.
I think "Wine Country" has had it for too long.
I think "Wine Country" has had it for too long.
Venetia shall be yers soon I hope.
But wine nation doesn't need that crown, really. :wacko:
But wine nation doesn't need that crown, really. :wacko:
when canada never has been created, mussolini travels back to the future and sees that Mexico or Brasil instead has conquered Europe. :rofl: :rofl:
And he accepts that god's will can't be changed by travelling into the past and to avoid something and so he has to accept this destiny :rofl: :rofl:
And he accepts that god's will can't be changed by travelling into the past and to avoid something and so he has to accept this destiny :rofl: :rofl:
Gian is pretty stupid, next we know he is going to be marching his troops in france, and boy will that be a war
I think it is time for a new monarch
I think it is time for a new monarch
rocky43 said:It's a strange name of course.
I thought so too.
EUROO7 said:Perhaps you should try to obtain the Imperial crown.
I think "Wine Country" has had it for too long.
Actually , They just got it back, Lunster had it.
Enewald said:
Wine country does, They are getting Owned by France (Will post a F12 screen, after next update)
OverlordPette said:
um.....
comagoosie said:Gian is pretty stupid, next we know he is going to be marching his troops in france, and boy will that be a war
I think it is time for a new monarch
Actually GB decleared on France, i accepted, but i got peace REAL fast. (Not in updates)
Last Days of Gian?
Benito - " GINA! I wan't Veince and Aquelia off this map. There names are so hard to spell.."
Diplomat Gina - " Ah, okay Sir."
Benito - " Excellent."
Gian - " HAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Benito - " What did you do now?"
Benito - " Why would you do that?! We are Catholic, you should have...."
Gian - " HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Don't tell me what i can't do!!! I'm SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUPER!"
Benito - " Your an idiot."
Gian - " I will show you who's an Idiot, i can even lead an army fool."
Benito -" Oh please don't."
Diplomat Gina - " My lord, Beseiging the Bohemia Capital has worked. We have got peace."
Benito - " Excellent, I see we got Danzig."
Diplomat Gina - " No we didn't, The British had Occupied that place, so they got it."
Benito - " Bah! A worthless war, Where'd Gian go?"
comagoosie said:a 100 ducats is not a worthless war.
and is Bonito going to assassinate Gian?
If i told you, you wouldn't have anything to look forward too.
So he will kill herboom said:
Nice progress, though you should stop making peaces were you give the land to someone else.
Slinky said:So he will kill her
Nice progress, though you should stop making peaces were you give the land to someone else.
Bohemia had no land i wanted :rofl: