Saint phargle, Patron of Knytlings and Comedy!
The Glorification Of phargle
Greetings! Now its time to glorify a legend here in the CK forums, phargle!
1. Congrats! Tell us a little bit about yourself:
My name is Ben. I'm 31 years old, was born in England, and live in New Mexico. I'm married (no kids, two dogs) and have a degree in history that goes unused in my IT job. I game frequently (d20, GURPS, In Nomine, and a host of indie games like My Life With Master, Dogs in the Vineyard, Burning Wheel - almost always as the guy running the game, something to which I confess a certain amount of ability), and am obsessive about game design. I'm also in Amtgard, where I'm a bit of a muckity-muck. It's something like the SCA but with foam instead of wood. I am Jewish, liked to dye my hair before it started to fall out, and finally managed to break my nail-biting habit the other day. I also like The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou more than most people consider to be appropriate. I am very smart. I am also very stupid.
2. How did you come up with the username, phargle?
When I played Starcraft, I needed a handle for Battlenet. All of my usual names were taken, so I typed the first nonsense word that came to mind: fargle. Then I forgot the password.
3. How did you find out about Paradox games?
Me and a Russian friend went to a game store and found EU I for sale for under a dollar, so we each bought a copy.
4. How did you find the forums?
The game didn't completely work.
5. Do you remember your first experience here in the forums?
No, I don't really remember my first experiences here. There must've been a lot of questions about EU I, and I vaguely recall asking why rebels kicked my ass every time all the time, but not much more of the early days. As recent as it is, my start date is a bit deceptive in that regard, and I wasn't terribly active until much later. My first AAR was pretty crummy - a narrative one about Savoy that predated my knowledge of how to take screen shots.
6. Your Knud Knytling AAR is a true CK classic, are you surprised by the success of it?
Kind of yes, kind of no. After my Savoy AAR flopped, I kind of analyzed why it failed and why other AARs succeeded, and then I tried to mesh what I learned with my own tastes. AARs that are heavy into text with no pictures are hard for me to read, while the ones that caught my eye the most were the picture-heavy ones. Particularly, the ones with lots of screenshots. As far as successful AARs go, there seemed to be two categories: gameplay, and heavy, epic narrative. I'm fundamentally very lazy, so I opted for the one with fewer words. And that gave me an idea - an AAR with no words whatsoever, where all the story and humor came from the screenshots. I'm not quite talented enough to pull that off (and it turns out somebody else already did that - Snake IV or EvilSanta?), so I put some words in. The rest developed rather organically. I'm not sure why I picked Knud Knýtling, except I wanted somebody obscure and pathetic with a funny yet epic name.
7. Some say that you have even invented the comedy AAR concept; do you have any influences for this style?
I did not invent the comedy AAR concept. There were plenty before me and there are plenty after. The specific style of the Knud story is probably my own. The humor mostly isn't, but I figured Blackadder sensibilities mixed with a potty mouth was probably a good comedic formula. It otherwise just kind of developed organically, as I said - and I'd often just come up with ideas on the fly and mesh 'em in. A few took more work, like the Shakespearean parody. The influences there were, again, Blackadder and Shakespeare. It's hard to take much credit when I'm recycling a lot of the jokes and most of them are just lewd double entendres, but it seems to work. I just want it to be clear that I'm not any kind of bad-ass, and my talent is minimal. What I've done, others can do better. I'm actually a bit of a charlatan. Ask me sometime how much Shakespeare, Sun Tzu, Coleridge, or Yeats I actually know.
8. Do you have any advice for the other AAR writers out there?
Original is good, but don't go too original. Write the characters and the story will succeed. Nobody gives a damn about an epic war. It's the characters in the war that give it its power.
9. Do you have any favorite AARs out there?
I religiously read the Princess Eleanor one in the Crusader Kings forum, and the title of Knud's story is a tribute to it. queenimperiale's story about King William and his descendants is also exactly the kind of history AAR I'd want to be talented enough to write if I was writing that sort of thing. And the story in the HoI2 section where the guy took the Soviet victory savefile and fought back? Classic. Sheer classic. If you are going to write something epic without focusing on character, that's the way to do it. It's amazing how he manages to evoke that WWII feeling of heroism against all odds in a fricking gameplay AAR. I am not worthy.
10. What do you like most about AARs and AAR-writing?
I like the attention. As far as the writing? Being able to transcribe emotions is the best. The scenes in the Knud story (and in the lesser-known Solomon story) that I know are coming yet give me shivers are so worth it. It's also a nice feeling to get people hooked, for them to have high expectations, and to meet or exceed those expectations. I like being good at what I do. I like telling a good story. I like my writing mattering to other people.
11. What do you like most about Paradox games and the forums?
Story. What hooked me on Paradox games were the events. I'm a roleplayer at heart, and finding a wargame where I didn't have to imagine the roleplay element was perfect for me. Then I heard of Crusader Kings and Victoria, two games that scratch two other itches. I was sold. As far as the forums, I love the crowd y'all have here. It's rare to have a group this positive and diverse. As an aside, I'm an optimist. I believe every day is the best day of my life. As cynical as the Knud AAR can sometimes seem, I like to think that the characters are generally mindless optimists too. I think they're the kind of happy-go-lucky idiots we'd be if we were all in an AAR.
12. Do you have any favorite experiences relating to Paradox games/forums that you’d like to share?
In the game itself? I've probably already shared them. The multi-pope thing we did in Crusader Kings was probably a high point for that part of the forums. If you haven't checked it out, you probably hate God. And yourself.
Once again, let us all congratulate our newest AARLand saint, Saint phargle!
Congrats,
asd