Chapter 2: Swiss = WAR!
Major Major Major Major sat in his chair half asleep. He was just about to take a nap before he had lunch break. He was supposed to be writing a report that Gen. Nixon had given him to write about the invasion of Krakow. It was really the general's to do, but he had "better things to do."
"What the hell do you think your doing?" Yelled Gen. Nixon
"Ah, umm, I-"
"Didn't I tell you to write that report?"
"Yes Sir, I was just ready to-"
"Never mind that. I want you to look at this."
It was a declaration of war against Switzerland.
"Looks like we'll be shipped off out west, sir." said Major Major.
"Yep, they're shipping us off first thing tomorrow."
One Week Later on the Austria Swiss Boarder...
"Ahh! Smell that?" asked General Nixon.
"Yes sir, I believe I do. Smells like Body Odor." Said Major Major Major Major standing right next to General Nixon, who always forgets to wash his under arms.
"NO! It's the smell of WAR!" replayed General Nixon.
"If thats what war smells like, then I hate it." said Major Major Major Major.
"And thats why you will never become General Major Major Major."
"Wait, didn't we have this conversation before?"
"Sir! Sir!" Screamed Colonel Scheisskopf (Ahh! Now thats a Good German Name!) "I've got our orders!"
The First Battle... The Battle of Bellinzona
... And a victory
"Sir! Our Army has taken full control of our provence!"
"Thank you Colonel Scheisskopf." said the General.
"Order the Advancement of the 1st Army!"
"Sir we have met enemy lines!"
Holy Crap! Where did they come from!?
Latter that day the Swiss Retreated. The 1st army and several other armies meet them in battle.
"Major! Get your fat lazy butt over hear!" Screamed Nixon
"Yes Sir!"
"Why the hell isn't your squadron attacking that army?"
"Sir, the battle is over! We agreed to a peace treaty"
"I don't care! Engage them"
"Major! I want you to do me a favor and write this report about the 1st Army invasion of Switzerland!" said Gen. Nixon
"But, Sir. I only command one Squadron. I need more data on the other squadron."
"Don't give me that Major! Or I'll Knock you down to private!"
"Ahhh... Yes, Sir." said Major Major in a slow and annoyed voice.