House of Women
I
From the Journal of Jeane Le Conte
Cognac, 03 February 1490
It made me stop. Out of the blue, stumbling over her own feet Louise rushed into the common room. And sure she was terrified. Just in her night gown, she was screaming and sobbing interchangeably, ‘I’m dying! I’m dying!’ Her face was contorted, she obviously was in pain. She was pressing the gown to her crotch, patches of red spread over the white fabric from under her clasped hands. She was acutely disturbed, her shoulders twitching, her whole body shivering. She threw herself at Antoinette, than stopped, seeing Antoinette’s pursed lips, raised eyebrow and stern expression. Louise went silent for a while and than gave such an agonising wail I just couldn’t stand there still and watch the child suffer.
I went to her, hugged her and tried to comfort her. While I was stroking her sweaty face and dishevelled hair I looked at Antoinette. She saw reproach in my eyes and noticeably started to melt. True. They were rivals. We all were rivals. It’d been difficult three years. Louise was a threat. But now she was just a little girl. Rigid with fear. Lost and confused. Trembling in my arms. Antoinette put down her embroidery hoop and came up to us. She gave a wan smile and patted Louise’s head. ‘It’s all right, it’s all right,' she said with this air of authority she always had. ‘Am I going to die?’ sobbed Louise. ‘Of course not!’ I retorted. ‘Am I… am I possessed?’ she asked even more hesitantly. ‘Come here,’ said Antoinette. I let the girl slip out of my embrace and I felt a pang of jealousy seeing her regain her composure in Antoinette’s arms.
We took Louise up, had some water, towels and new sheet fetched. And as soon as the girl calmed down, we had a talk with her. Well, it was Antoinette who did the talking. She was surprisingly gentle. First she initiated Louise into the cycle of a woman’s bleeding. Than she asked Louise about her mother; whether and why she hadn’t explained it to her. The girl told us how her mother died when she was seven, that her father loved her but had to marry again. She didn’t get on well with her stepmother and soon ended up here. Antoinette must have touched a sensitive spot. Louise, after a moment of hesitation, showed us a piece of amber, not even a brooch or pendant, just an irregular piece of crystal-clear amber with some pieces of dirt inside. ‘It’s from my mother,’ Louise said. ‘When she gave this to me, she said it reminded her of her happiest moments and that she could see herself, my father, me, and my little brothers inside.’ She pointed at little indefinable bits, probably fragments of sticks, pine needles or dead insects, inside. We exchanged glances with Antoinette, I saw her roll her eyes, but neither of us stopped the girl, relieved her mind was off the thoughts of dying or being possessed.
This was inevitable. Neither me, nor Antoinette are happy with this, as one of us will have to tell our lord, Charles, that Louise is a woman now. He was away, hunting.
The beginning of His Holiness's exile
II
From the Journal of Antoinette de Polignac
Cognac, 11 April 1492
Louise delivered a healthy girl. It took ten hours, but she was indeed brave. Jeane, on the other hand, almost fainted at several occasions but I don’t know if I’d’ve pulled it off if she hadn’t been there. Or if anything else would have stopped me from smothering the baby. When asked what she wished to call the baby, Louise said, ‘Marguerite, like my mother.’
Charles was away, hunting. I suspect there’s yet another woman. At least I’d made him promise to provide for our daughters.
The Pope has friends still
III
From the Journal of Jeane Le Conte
Cognac, 04 January 1496
I looked around the church and was astonished to see there were mostly women inside. Of course the three of us, our daughters, and, well, François, the only boy. But we were also honoured with the presence of Anne of France, Louise’s aunt and King’s sister, with her baby daughter, Suzanne; the Duchess of Savoy, Joanna; and the Queen of Navarre, Blanca; rumour has it, it was the first time she’d left the Pau Castle since she’d got married. Antoinette claimed none of the gathered really regretted Charles’ demise; I think I overheard her saying, ‘Serves him right.’ I suppose she’s growing bitter. He wasn’t that bad. I’ll cherish some good but scant memories of him. He adored his children and he loved us in his peculiar way. He simply too often was away. Hunting. And got killed in a hunting accident.
Louise, well, I should say the Countess, Louise of Savoy, the Countess of Angoulême; not even twenty and widowed, looked dignified in black. She gave a short eulogy which she concluded with an extract from a poem by Chrisitine de Pizan:
Alone and in great suffering in this
Deserted world full of sadness has my
Sweet lover left me. He possessed my
Heart, in greatest joy, without grief.
Now he is dead; I’m weighted down by
Grievous mourning and such sadness has
Gripped my heart that I will always weep
For his death
Not much of this was true, of course, and I doubt anyone in the church really believed it, but keeping up appearances was everything now. Louise played her act splendidly. I watched the Countess reciting her lines, and a picture of a chick hatching came to my mind. She is a Countess now. And not just any countess. Our lord’s demise put little François third in line to the throne. I could read the apprehension even in Antoinette’s eyes, she covered it with grumbling over finances, how this sumptuous funeral will cripple our savings, how many debts Charles left us with. But I sensed uncertainty in her. Nothing seems certain now. We shared the same lord, but shall we share common future. Won’t the Countess dismiss us now? Antoinette is the chatelaine, so she could prove difficult to remove. But me?
Siena's claims were not recognised
IV
From the Journal of Antoinette de Polignac
Cognac, 29 November 1498
The King is dead, long live the king! What would we care, here in this forsaken place if not for François advancing the inheritance line and becoming the heir-presumptive. And more and more people from the wider world visiting us. We didn’t have to wait long for both Anne of France and Anne of Brittany offering to send noble girls as wards to our provincial court. Huh! Cheeky! But this invitation is a serious matter. The new King, Louis XII invited the Countess to his court. She was even granted Amboise as her residence.
I made Jeane, restless since our lord’s death, approach the Countess this morning and ask if she’s accepting the invitation. ‘But of course,’ she said. ‘I plan to move as soon as possible.’ Naturally, this silly cow, Jeane, didn’t ask her what about us. So I had to do it. I chose the moment carefully. The Countess was playing with the children, all five of them, and was evidently in a good mood; I’d instructed my girls to be extra polite. I’ve noticed that earlier, she loves to play the role of a mother, carer or tutor. And she insists on being called 'Madame'. Well, each to their own. I’ll let her have it her way.
I asked her casually what her plans are as to me, Jeane and our daughters. And she gave me such a stern look, with pursed lips and raised eyebrow, I was startled; I recognised my facial expressions. I swear I felt as if I was looking into a mirror. ‘Don’t play daft, Antoinette,’ she said, ‘I prefer to have you all near, you’re going with me. I’ll need eyes and ears.’
Amboise, 06 January 1499
I
‘I can’t believe she’s so gullible!’ said Louise. ‘Is she really going to proclaim she’ll agree to marry Louis XII if he obtains an annulment of his marriage within a year?’ ‘Yes, Madame,’ said Justine, who’d been put in the widowed queen’s retinue by Louise with this very aim: to spy on Anne of Brittany. ‘Is this good news?’ Jeane asked hesitantly. ‘But of course, it gives us some time. And we definitely want to see Anne a happy bride again,’ replied Louise, waving at Justine to leave the three of them alone. ‘But why? Isn’t Anne your rival? Why would you want to advance her? Anyway, not only she, but also your aunt, Anne of France, is against this marriage,’ Jeane kept asking. Louise rolled her eyes. ‘She picked this up from me,’ thought Antoinette. And it was her who answered. ‘I know from certain sources in the King’s court, Anne of France’s influence is fading. Louis XII needs this marriage to hold on Brittany. Queen Joan, Anne’s sisters will never consent, though.’
Louise smartened up and came to a large mirror; she hadn’t stopped wearing her mourning black even for a day since her husband’s death. Looking in the mirror she said, ‘That’s why, to earn the King’s gratitude, we have to arrange that darned annulment. And make Anne of Brittany the white queen again. Anyway, I’d be much happier to see her than Joan as Louis’s wife; the poor girl proved she’s incapable of giving birth to a healthy child. How many times was she pregnant with Charles?’ ‘Seven or eight, all her reign actually,’ prompted Antoinette. ‘Well, and none of her children survived infancy, right?’ continued Louise. ‘True, my Lady, mostly miscarriages or stillborn babies,’ added Antoinette. ‘So,’ concluded Louise, ‘she appears a no-threat to François’s succession chances. Ironic, isn’t it? You remember a show she made of herself when she ostensibly came to Paris with two separate beds, one for her, one for King Charles. Hmm… wasn’t she in the way, I might even feel sorry for her.’
‘But how are you going to get the annulment?’ asked Jeane. ‘Also, antagonising your aunt would be highly unadvisable, Madame,’ added Antoinette. Louise looked at her most trusted ladies-in-waiting, ‘More faith, my dears. The King needs to marry Anne of Brittany, he also questions the outcome of the Burgundy inheritance. What he lacks is support of his nobles and the Pope’s indecision. His Holiness would love to relocate back to Siena-held Rome. If Louis attacks Siena, Alexander VI will surely grant the annulment and support France against Emperor Phillip, who so far, bar his promises, had done nothing to bring Rome back to the Papal States. A war with Siena, in view of Emperor’s involvement, will not be popular with the French nobility though, my aunt including, and thus it might be hazardous for the freshly-enthroned King. But here’s us, the Mother Church’s support, printing press and slander spreading to change it.'
The fate of Burgundy, French Crown never fully accepted
II
'Jeane, get us the ballad your sister wrote.’ Jeane left the room for a while, than she came back with the letter. ‘I think, I know it by heart anyway, Madame,’ she said and started reading.’
When tide is high and starry night
To the bay come to see the sight.
Behind the damp rock if you hide
You’ll see her come from sea and stride
Up and down up and down church steps.
She creeps and weeps; she crept and wept
Like this before. Why? Let me tell
The story sad of Ysabelle.
From Siena a Lady she was
Not rose nor lily could surpass
Her beauty when they bloom in May.
Rich and noble she was they say.
Her face, her neck, her bosom
Showed whiter than the hawthorn blossom.
To Villa Franca Lord she came
To be his bride, lovely and tame.
‘Hmm,’ mused Louise, ‘she may remain fine-looking but definitely not tame. Just change the last line to:’
To play on him her vicious game.
Jeane jotted down the new version and continued reading:
‘My Lord, fair Gian, for you I’ve come,
For you I’ve travelled far from home.
Be my husband, lord, count and king
For I love you over everything.’
Her loveliness transfixed his gaze.
Love pierced his eyes with its bright rays,
Set fire to and scorched his heart.
He gave fair answer on his part.
‘Lady,’ he said ‘if this should be
Your wish (and such joy meant for me),
To have me for your paramour,
There’s no command, you may be sure,
Wise or foolish, what you will,
Which I don’t promise to fulfil.
In village church there by the sea
Hope you’ll agree to marry me.’
‘We need to add one more verse here.’ said Louise, ‘Something that will show clearly that our protagonist, Siena-born Ysabelle has made a crown of her vices and her conduct was like ticking the list of seven deadly sins. Maybe something along these lines.’ And she recited:
When the lady heard him say
That he would love her in this way,
She bestowed on him her heart
And her body, every part.
And very skilled at this was she
And did it with much expertise.
‘And something about Siena itself, as worse than Sodom and Gomorrah, how about:’
As it was Siena her home place
The site of smut, filth and disgrace.
‘Aren’t you exaggerating, Madame?’ asked Antoinette. ‘I don’t think so,’ replied Louise. ‘Than there’s a passage on how Ysabelle tended her Lord with love and care,’ said Jeane. ‘I remember,’ retorted Louise, ‘let’s make use of it, something along these lines. You can give it more polish later.’
She served many special dishes
That the knight found most delicious.
And many times the gallant knight
Kissed his love and held her tight,
Not knowing what he’d just eaten
Was poisoned; so was he smitten.
With each devious bite his love grew,
Weaker’n’weaker got his mind too.
‘If I remember right, there’s then mention of how she did charitable work in the nearby fishing village,’ said Antoinette. ‘How are we going to use this?’ ‘We aren’t. Let her roam the village with completely different goals in mind,’ mused Louise:
A true Sienese was this Ysabelle
From city of depravity and sham.
She wrapped her lord round her finger
Locked him up and didn’t linger
For the sake of her diversion
To the village make excursions.
With her charms she freely favoured
There all willing men of labour.
‘What about the meeting with the monk who warns her against her, in our version indecent, mingling with the common people?’ asked Jeane. ‘We shall keep the monk. But as an epitome of Christian virtues and the power of Mother Church, as a pillar and anchor of righteousness.’ ‘I see,’ said Jeane. She thought for a while and than went on, asking, ‘What do you think of this retelling?’
When mounted she rides one fine day
To the village, along the bay,
A local monk praying she sees
A youth in prayer on his knees.
When she perceives him there alone,
Intrigued, straightway to him she’s gone
To sit beside him and reveal
All the passion that she feels
For boy so lank, so out of reach.
‘Let me show you love, let me teach.
All my love is at your disposal
What do you say to my proposal?
Your mistress I consent to be:
You should receive much joy from me.’
‘Lady,’ he said, ‘hold me excused
Because your love must be refused.
I have served God for all my days
My faith to Him I won’t betray.
Never for love, and not for you,
Would I be to my Lord untrue.’
‘What now?’ wondered Antoinette. ‘Something to do with witchcraft and heresy would be most fitting,’ suggested Louise. ‘Also, she can’t be bemoaning her lost son, she must be doing something most unchristian.’ ‘What about this?’ asked Jeane and carried on until the end as evidently she’d just been overwhelmed with creative inspiration:
Offended she rides for castle
She throws herself into hustle.
The book on witchcraft rites she finds,
Recipe seeks the monk to bind.
She sketches heretic symbols
And demonic forces she calls,
Mixes mixtures, mumbles wishes.
A vile demon she unleashes.
From the sea approach evil hordes
viciously strike the village port.
The huge tide within just hours
The whole settlement devours.
Those who would drown in her eyes, those
Who sailed in her arms; they down go
to the sea bed. The tide rises,
spares no one, no compromises.
Until it reaches the church steps.
In the door frame the young monk stands
His hand outstretched, his gaze so stern:
Tide retreats to from where it came.
Since then Ysabelle walks about
The village, to church she’d dared flout.
She calls her lovers time and again,
But all her pleadings are in vain.
Sighs she utters and complaints,
And from time to time she faints.
Anguished to church steps she totters
She seems to hear voices call her.
Her past lovers are summoning
Her from the sea, ‘Come, Belle! Come in!’
Her wit deserting her, she wails.
Every day further in the waves
She walks down the steps of the church.
She calls, goes deeper but returns -
Damp hair, eyes wild full of fear -
Till one day she disappears.
In the sea, with fish, now she lives
In constant search of those who with
Her amorous encounters pleased
Her so gratly. She can be seen
Cling to and capsize the vessels
As a morgen. For her Messrs
She scours to never find them
Have pity on her soul. Amen.
When tide is high and starry night
To the bay come to see the sight.
Behind the damp rock if you hide
You’ll see her come from sea and stride
Up and down up and down church steps.
She creeps and weeps; she crept and wept
Like this before. Heed from her fate.
I’ve nothing further to relate.
‘Jean, refine it, please. Emphasise her Sienese origins again. Make her vile rather than pitiful. Than we’ll have it printed and circulated and performed all over France, even in the most remote French nobles’ courts. Of course the King’s one will be the first, we’ll have to figure out Louis’s attitude. As soon as we have his consent, we’ll get down to the annulment business. We’ll make sure a version will get to His Holiness and then I’ll go on a pilgrimage to Avignon to see Alexander VI in person.’
The power of propaganda and black pr
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Ok, the war started in 1498, but I preferred to wait for Charles VIII to meet his maker. My occupation of Aragon continues. Apart from the problem with taking the Pyrenean strongholds a new one emerged: rebels; it seems Amadeo is not unanimously acknowledged. (And I still have only 4k men to police the occupied Aragon as my 5k army has been trapped on Sardinia for years. I guess they hit it with the local women.)
By the time France (+ Portugal, Provence) attacked Siena + Austria (AL), Genoa, Cologne, the war with the Berber states had come to a close (thank you!). Austria at that time was in two more wars, against Naples which had dowed Urbino and against Holstein (Holsteinian-Mecklemburgen war, don’t ask me how it started). AI has a tendency to peace out from previous wars as soon as a new one starts, so did Austria. The war between Venice and other Italian states ended without land exchange. Tyronne attacked Connacht (no other parties involved).
Alliance leader assignement issue is a tad irritating. Serbia is in war with Bosnia + Montenegro + Moldavia (AL -?!-); Russia (+ Sweden) attacked the east and is in war with Crimea, Kazan, GH, Nogai, Transoxania and… the Mamluks (AL -?!-). With such weird alliance leaders I worry if these wars will lead anywhere.
The French attack seems to have been Ad Infinitum triggered, as France got ‘tales of valour’ thing. Within a year and a half Rome fell to …Umbrian Patriots. The extent of the French advance in the low lands can be seen here:
+ I wonder how Tyrrone – Connacht conflict will be resolved now.
Other curiosities: Poland ignores the Baltic, it vassalised Wallachia instead (OE lost this vassal pbly due to its climbing bb). Judea, within a year (nomadic warriors?), defected to Najd; there’s only one core on the province, and it’s ...Bohemian.
Intriguing AI tendencies: on one hand AI peaces out quickly when a new war starts, but on the other, it, especially the biggies, immediately starts a new one as soon as the old war comes to a close.
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The previous poetry quiz answers:
The first one, the sonnet is by Veronica Gambara
The second one is an extract from
Heptameron by Marguarite of Navarre
Louise of Savoy, the Madame
New quiz: What very famous piece of poetry is the
Ballad of Ysabelle shamelessly copied/half-plagiarised from?